Other Things Your Mother Told You

[Saucy_Sage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSpBUxsgAU


"I don't care what they do at Debbie's house. Does this look like Debbie's house?"

 

[Guest]

If you let the boys touch your titties they'll sag...

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[Selena_Kitt]

If you let the boys touch your titties they'll sag...

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instantly!?!?

 

[Guest]

instantly!?!?

over time...

solution: let only girls touch'em!!!!

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[glynndah]

If you let the boys touch your titties they'll sag...

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The boys or the titties?

 

[impressive]

The boys or the titties?

"Nice girls don't lay down with boys."



That one was easy to circumvent.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Don't have sex with a man until you are married.

Whoo Hoo. NAILED that one!

 

[Saucy_Sage]

They only want one thing. . .

 

[rgraham666]

They only want one thing. . .

Guilty.

 

[glynndah]

I'm sure my mother told me things, but I never, ever listened.

 

[Belegon]

They only want one thing. . .

Not true... there are several things I want.

 

[impressive]

They only want one thing. . .

I only want one thing. I just want it on every level.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

I'm sure my mother told me things, but I never, ever listened.

Listening is just a courtesy. Obeying? That's another issue altogether.

 

[glynndah]

Listening is just a courtesy. Obeying? That's another issue altogether.

Oh. You know, you're absolutely right.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

When my mother had to look up to talk to me, she quit telling me much at all.

 

[SlickTony]

My mother taught me: When traveling, always bring a swimsuit, no matter what season it is. You never know who'll have a pool.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

When my mother had to look up to talk to me, she quit telling me much at all.

Funny, it never stopped my mom.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

My mother taught me some things that I have had to unlearn, but I love her anyway. She's flawed and human, what else is new?

 

[mrboom]

"There Just jealous of you good-looks."

 

[sutherngent985]

Im surprised no one has thrown this one out...Always wear clean underwear when you go out in case you are in an accident. Like the doctors and nurse give a flyin fuck about your undies when they are trying to save your life.

 

[Guest]

Im surprised no one has thrown this one out...Always wear clean underwear when you go out in case you are in an accident. Like the doctors and nurse give a flyin fuck about your undies when they are trying to save your life.

I like Bill Cosby's take on that.



He said - "No matter what happens if you're in an accident, you're going to have soiled underwear.

First you say it - then you do it!"

 

[sutherngent985]

I like Bill Cosby's take on that.



He said - "No matter what happens if you're in an accident, you're going to have soiled underwear.

First you say it - then you do it!"

Aint it the truth...aint it the truth...

 

[cloudy]

"A lady doesn't smoke and walk at the same time. She sits down to smoke a cigarette."

"A lady takes smaller steps than you do." (ignoring completely the fact that my legs are close to a foot longer than hers )

"Always offer food and drink first to a guest." (that one I follow )

"Get ahold of your children before they're as big as you are. If you wait that long, it's too late." (very astute - I've followed that one, too)

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

"A lady always knows when it's time to leave."

"A lady never raises her voice in public."

"Always be polite."

"Say yes m'am and no m'am."

 

[Guest]

"A lady always knows when it's time to leave."

"A lady never raises her voice in public."

"Always be polite."

"Say yes m'am and no m'am."

Ooops.