TheeGoatPig's Demented Blurbs

[TheeGoatPig]

I have wanted to start this topic for a while, a place where I can jot down the strange and unusual things that pass through my head. I should probably be using my LiveJournal for this, but I wanted to start it up here instead

And then I got motivated this morning by a limerick that I wrote on the drive to work, sung in the voice of Gomer Pyle.

I can make you sing like an idiot
I can let you dreamlike a cow
I will poke your legs
With some buttons and some peg
But you will get away somehow

Do not expect sanity in this topic

 

[jomar]

Do not expect sanity in this topic

What fun would sanity be?

 

[DesertPirate]

What fun would sanity be?

I wouldn't know

 

[TheeGoatPig]

What fun would sanity be?

Beats the hell out of me. I have only had glancing passes with it.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm falling back off the stairs
"But you're sitting there in your chair?"
These trips, they mess with my head.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Dreamed that I was writing a story about Batman, Superman, and Jesus going around gangbanging women that wanted it but wouldn't admit it. Jesus and Superman can tell after all

I am sure I would get a ton of trolling comments. More than the one that I have gotten for any story in the past.

 

[fieryjen]

Dreamed that I was writing a story about Batman, Superman, and Jesus going around gangbanging women that wanted it but wouldn't admit it. Jesus and Superman can tell after all

I am sure I would get a ton of trolling comments. More than the one that I have gotten for any story in the past.

I'd read it.

 

[tickledkitty]

Dreamed that I was writing a story about Batman, Superman, and Jesus going around gangbanging women that wanted it but wouldn't admit it. Jesus and Superman can tell after all

I am sure I would get a ton of trolling comments. More than the one that I have gotten for any story in the past.

Hey, you know, it doesn't have to be JESUS. It could just be some Mexican guy named Jesus. That would add a comic twist. Make the title "Batman, Superman, and Jesus." I think it would be great.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hey, you know, it doesn't have to be JESUS. It could just be some Mexican guy named Jesus. That would add a comic twist. Make the title "Batman, Superman, and Jesus." I think it would be great.

Taking Jesus and turning him into Jesus would go against the dream. Not that I would want to read or write it anyway. Superhero fan fictions just don't do anything for me.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I need new brains.

*is not a zombie*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

oil can

WOOD BURNING STOVE!

oil can

WOOD BURNING STOVE!

oil can

WOOD BURNING STOVE!

oil can

WOOD BURNING STOVE!

oil can

WOOD BURNING STOVE!

 

[JackLuis]

Dreamed that I was writing a story about Batman, Superman, and Jesus going around gangbanging women that wanted it but wouldn't admit it. Jesus and Superman can tell after all

I am sure I would get a ton of trolling comments. More than the one that I have gotten for any story in the past.

"Jumping Jesus, Batman!" The man of steel said.
"No, he's not my type at all. I don't do Jews!" the masked avenger replied.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Use "immigration" in a sentence.

"He isn't real, is a pigman of immigration."

 

[damppanties]

Use "immigration" in a sentence.

"He isn't real, is a pigman of immigration."

theegoatpigman

 

[john-the-author]

Jeeeeeezus, TGP, when you lose it, you really fuckin' lose it big!

I am in serious awe here.

Golf clap!!!! <clepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclep>

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Jeeeeeezus, TGP, when you lose it, you really fuckin' lose it big!

I am in serious awe here.

Golf clap!!!! <clepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclepclep>

Hahahaha!

This is only the beginnings of my insanity!

 

[emap]

John you forget, your talking about thee, he never really had it to begin with.

To be honest superman batman and jesus going about gangbanging wanting women would be interesting. I think you should write it, upset people be damned, which I am sure most would say you are anyway.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

John you forget, your talking about thee, he never really had it to begin with.

To be honest superman batman and jesus going about gangbanging wanting women would be interesting. I think you should write it, upset people be damned, which I am sure most would say you are anyway.

You must have missed this part.

Not that I would want to read or write it anyway. Superhero fan fictions just don't do anything for me.

Not to mention that I haven't written anything substantial in over two years.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Said in a young Catherine Hepburn voice:
"Take off your clothes. I want to strangle your penis with my vagina."

 

[TheeGoatPig]

"You're wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"

"Every item. But I put this smile on just for today "

 

[TheeGoatPig]

"Let me just preface this next song by saying, when we were sixteen, Iron Maiden was really cool. I had a Judas Priest Hat! I had a W.A.S.P. silk wall hanging, on my wall! I made a pair of fingerless gloves, out of my mother's fuzzy purple mittens! This next song, is an homage to metal. Far! Beyond! Metaaaaaaaal!!!"

*music*

"The purpose of this exercise, is to excentuate the cheeeeesier parts!"

I love Strapping Young Lad

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Tooooo many eeeeees...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Land comets hurt more than space ducks.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Carpet is to area rug as carpet muncher is to _____? I got nothing...

 

[bb_peaks]

Carpet is to area rug as carpet muncher is to _____? I got nothing...

clit licker?

I think high school was the last time I did these but correct me if I'm wrong

the area rug is smaller than the carpet so you would want something smaller than a carpet muncher, right?

If not then just ignore my ramblings. (Got my nips pierced today and I'm trying to stay in a upright position as long as I can