Sigh. (political)

[rgraham666]

Posted without comment save for the smiley.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

But ofcourse! You wouldn't want to have a political rally where someone might have other ideas than your own, would you?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Pre-emptive ejection. Sounds like a sexual condition I'd have.

 

[TheReapersWife]

Well, did the people consider that they might be UGLY? That would be offensive and disruptive even without "doing anything". If they failed to realize this as the cause then maybe they were both stupid AND ugly; a REALLY bad combination, yeah?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I must admit that they're getting stingier (sp?) for every election. A few years ago, people protesting against Bush were driven away to the other side of a field, so there would be no risk of Bush seeing their signs reading "Boo for Bush" or "You're doing a bad job" or whatever they were saying. Apparently, the secret security guys wer afraid he might get his feeligns hurt.

And I saw an episode of Oprah where a person who tried to question Bush on - was it the death penalty or sending soldiers to Iraq, I can't remember? - was hushed down by the diva herself, who called for security guards to come and lead the horrible person out - no, not Bush, the guy asking questions.

Seems a bit like Eastern Europe to me, this whole thing of not being allowed to let your leaders or leaders-to-be hear that you don't agree with their politics.

 

[TheReapersWife]

I must admit that they're getting stingier (sp?) for every election. A few years ago, people protesting against Bush were driven away to the other side of a field, so there would be no risk of Bush seeing their signs reading "Boo for Bush" or "You're doing a bad job" or whatever they were saying. Apparently, the secret security guys wer afraid he might get his feeligns hurt.

And I saw an episode of Oprah where a person who tried to question Bush on - was it the death penalty or sending soldiers to Iraq, I can't remember? - was hushed down by the diva herself, who called for security guards to come and lead the horrible person out - no, not Bush, the guy asking questions.

Seems a bit like Eastern Europe to me, this whole thing of not being allowed to let your leaders or leaders-to-be hear that you don't agree with their politics.

Nah, nah, nah! These people were UGLY, I'm sure of it! THAT'S the real reason. Nobody notices them, until they stand up and say something, most of the time and then they offend everybody's sensibilities by looking so damn repulsive. Forget about what they SAID. It's all about physical appearance and being in the public eye. "Shield your eyes", you know?
*she covers her own eyes with her hands to show you*

 

[epiphany65]

I must admit that they're getting stingier (sp?) for every election. A few years ago, people protesting against Bush were driven away to the other side of a field, so there would be no risk of Bush seeing their signs reading "Boo for Bush" or "You're doing a bad job" or whatever they were saying. Apparently, the secret security guys wer afraid he might get his feeligns hurt.

And I saw an episode of Oprah where a person who tried to question Bush on - was it the death penalty or sending soldiers to Iraq, I can't remember? - was hushed down by the diva herself, who called for security guards to come and lead the horrible person out - no, not Bush, the guy asking questions.

Seems a bit like Eastern Europe to me, this whole thing of not being allowed to let your leaders or leaders-to-be hear that you don't agree with their politics.

During one of Bush's trips to Ottawa the Mounties allowed protesters to line the route of his motorcade. Later, in a speech Bush said "I would like to thank those Canadians who waved to me with all five fingers."

 

[TheReapersWife]

During one of Bush's trips to Ottawa the Mounties allowed protesters to line the route of his motorcade. Later, in a speech Bush said "I would like to thank those Canadians who waved to me with all five fingers."

Dude! You can "wave" with less than five fingers??? O_O
*takes a look at her hand and tries subtracting fingers from her normal five-fingered well accepted "greeting". The first, just four fingers, minus the thumb looks gay and so does the abscence of the pinkie. But then she smiles when it's just her middle finger and index finger she's got waving around*
Okay, yeah! I see! Peace, works!
*then she subtracts one more, and waves her pointer around, smiling again*
And "numbah one" works too!
*then she tries just the thumb and smiles at the upturned digit*
Thumb's up, yeah?
*she sticks up just her pinkie and giggles at the pompousity of it. She tries sticking her ring finger up alone, but it doesn't want to sit upright and she frowns. Then she tries her middle finger and blushes*
I see what you mean. I guess one could use less than five fingers to wave at someone else, but half of the digits put up either alone or together, don't make sense and the other half....send a very clear message indeed. :/

 

[Guest]

Pre-emptive ejection. Sounds like a sexual condition I'd have.

*snerk*

 

[SlickTony]

Smart. Really smart.

I feel sorry for that girl who'd already voted for McCain. Shame you can't take back a vote.

 

[TheReapersWife]

Smart. Really smart.

I feel sorry for that girl who'd already voted for McCain. Shame you can't take back a vote.

Yeah. And it's a shame she had to be ugly, too. U_U

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Smart. Really smart.

I feel sorry for that girl who'd already voted for McCain. Shame you can't take back a vote.

Reminds me of a comedy sketch I saw where a disappointed voter called up a conservative politician and complained that a mistake had been made. Since SHE had voted for THEM, they couldn't very well reduce HER unemployment money and reduce the staff on the elder care where HER mother lived - couldn't they check their registers and see that she was one of their voters, and thus should be excepted from the financial cuts?

 

[TheReapersWife]

Now, look. I don't want people to assume that I think ugly people don't deserve to speak aloud their political opinions. 'Cause I don't. I'm all for their right to bash Bush publically and to the man's face(he has a right to know how people feel, even UGLY people; I mean it would hurt his feelings MORE to be goin' around thinking everybody's his friend and supports and loves what he's doing, then suddenly to find out it was all a fucking LIE and the people he's trying to serve AREN'T really happy, yeah? Best let him know right away, save him from the big hurt later on. ); anyways, there's a solution to the dilemma! Paper bags. Seriously, it'll become the protestor's next best friend and replace the picket sign.

First, it hides the uglieness and lets them be present at the rallies when they finally go on(instead of getting booted out early and missing their chance to....say stuff). Second, it'll free up their hands from those cumbersome signs they like to tote around because they can use the bag as a sign itself. Just write on it, yeah? And then they wouldn't even need to say anything at all; everybody would instantly know what they're all about, just by looking at their face(and they wouldn't be scared by their appearance and shush them quiet anymore). AND third, if all protestors wore them, it would grant them anonymity, that way, just in case they actually did do something to disrupt proceedings, and things get hairy, the police will lose the person(s) who started it in the crowd of their fellow "paper bag-heads".
Officer: "We're sorry police chief. We lost the person who set that fire at the rally"
Chief: "Well, what did the sonofabitch look like?"
Officer: "He was wearing a paper bag on his head, sir."

I support ugly people! ^w^

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Everyone knows that the reason they really took those folks out is because those folks were taking the places of the cutouts.

The politicians go and plant who they want in the crowd....from great supporters to those folks that are on the fence, who by the power in the words from that recent speech convert them to whomever's side the speech is for....but that's only in the first 3 rows...with a few scattered about elsewhere. The rest of the seats are filled with dummies (the non living kind) and cut outs to make those things seem like people give a rat's ass about them.

Oh and if anyone believes any of that, do me a favor, take a frying pan and "greet" it to your face for awhile.

 

[TheReapersWife]

Everyone knows that the reason they really took those folks out is because those folks were taking the places of the cutouts.

The politicians go and plant who they want in the crowd....from great supporters to those folks that are on the fence, who by the power in the words from that recent speech convert them to whomever's side the speech is for....but that's only in the first 3 rows...with a few scattered about elsewhere. The rest of the seats are filled with dummies (the non living kind) and cut outs to make those things seem like people give a rat's ass about them.

Oh and if anyone believes any of that, do me a favor, take a frying pan and "greet" it to your face for awhile.

*merrily going at herself with her favorite non-stick cookware* ;B

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

*merrily going at herself with her favorite non-stick cookware* ;B

Hey I said to use that on your face....*blinks* But that's good too.....sheesh, I'll never look at a frying pan or it's handle the same way again.

 

[TheReapersWife]

Hey I said to use that on your face....*blinks* But that's good too.....sheesh, I'll never look at a frying pan or it's handle the same way again.

*gasp* How DARE you imply I would do anyhing crude! *blush* ~^~ I may just have to attempt to kill you later!

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

*gasp* How DARE you imply I would do anyhing crude! *blush* ~^~ I may just have to attempt to kill you later!

*chuckles loudly* I would like to see you give it a shot.

Hey don't blame me, you left yourself open (pun possibly intended there) with that wisecrack.

 

[TheReapersWife]

*chuckles loudly* I would like to see you give it a shot.

Hey don't blame me, you left yourself open (pun possibly intended there) with that wisecrack.

So, I did. Lesson learned.

Ugly people rock! Paper bags are THE answer to ALL of life's problems: airport security, taxes, school shootings--EVER'THING.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

So, I did. Lesson learned.

Ugly people rock! Paper bags are THE answer to ALL of life's problems: airport security, taxes, school shootings--EVER'THING.

But what about the paper bags....who looks out for what the paper bags want....NO ONE I tell you.

 

[TheReapersWife]

But what about the paper bags....who looks out for what the paper bags want....NO ONE I tell you.

Screw paper bags! They HAD their chance to run when they were trees! They stood there and took it and so, now, their only purpose in life is for helping us carry groceries home from the store, acting as a replacement for outfits in school plays, and as masks to hide ugly people, so they can enjoy the freedom of speech the rest of us take for granted! *she stands proudly, head held high and chest puffed out dramatically, an American flag waving bold and large behind her*

*suddenly, she remembers*

An-and! AND! Solving national crisis of the political element! They do that too! *nods her head emphatically*

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Screw paper bags! They HAD their chance to run when they were trees! They stood there and took it and so, now, their only purpose in life is for helping us carry groceries home from the store, acting as a replacement for outfits in school plays, and as masks to hide ugly people, so they can enjoy the freedom of speech the rest of us take for granted! *she stands proudly, head held high and chest puffed out dramatically, an American flag waving bold and large behind her*

*suddenly, she remembers*

An-and! AND! Solving national crisis of the political element! They do that too! *nods her head emphatically*

*blinks, seeming to have gone into a trance as she puffs her chest out, before idly reaching over and poking a boob* oooo...softness.....

 

[TheReapersWife]

*blinks, seeming to have gone into a trance as she puffs her chest out, before idly reaching over and poking a boob* oooo...softness.....

*as your hand retreats back to you, from reaching out to "offend" her space, it's suddenly struck by a hammer, smashing with a satisfying crack on your knuckles*

No boobies fer you!

Here, you joke, while ugly people suffer from having their voices silenced. For shame. U_U

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

*as your hand retreats back to you, from reaching out to "offend" her space, it's suddenly struck by a hammer, smashing with a satisfying crack on your knuckles*

No boobies fer you!

Here, you joke, while ugly people suffer from having their voices silenced. For shame. U_U

Fine I'll just play with my own. *lifts shirts, albeit a bit difficultly with the one smashed hand, and is seen donning a pair of those fakte Halloween styled breast* Ooooo ah...oh joy.

Ok...those suck. *rips off the bit of custome and tosses it aside before making himself proper*

Heavens forbid...I am ashamed of myself....how could I forget the plight of the ugly politicos that can't be bored to tears by a played over assembly. Shame on me....oh shame.

 

[TheReapersWife]

Fine I'll just play with my own. *lifts shirts, albeit a bit difficultly with the one smashed hand, and is seen donning a pair of those fakte Halloween styled breast* Ooooo ah...oh joy.

Ok...those suck. *rips off the bit of custome and tosses it aside before making himself proper*

Heavens forbid...I am ashamed of myself....how could I forget the plight of the ugly politicos that can't be bored to tears by a played over assembly. Shame on me....oh shame.

*she nods approvingly; at the feigned obesiance AND the fake breast fondling*