The Early Worm gets the Bird

ManInIronMask

a book by Alexander Dumas
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Yeah, what you see in the topic isn't a typo. I'ts just my way of being clever, which is, well, being myself.

You see, in Europe where I am at right now, its just a little past 12 in the afternoon, whereas the sun is just about dawning on the east coast of the US. I figured I'd get a headstart on things by finding out if someone has woken up early enough to check the lit personals out and then hit me up for some interesting conversations of the highly titillating kind.

If you're in another time zone altogether, it works for me too. I prefer women older than me (max 45 or so, give or take a couple of years) to have a conversation with for reasons best explained in person, should such a thing be warranted.

My intuition tells me that my PM box will not be flooded because I am a guy, but there's always scope for hope. (this is the part where I pretend to be self-deprecating).

I am not calling myself a worm, but calling you a 'bird' nevertheless because from what I understand, it is Brit slang for 'chick'.

If you're in other timezones and would still like to hit me up, be my guest - I am on yahoo too!

cheers,
/ManInIronMask
 
to bump or not to bump

So the way I see it, if I do bump, I am going to look somewhat desperate and horny, which I am, for sure.

If I don't bump, I am STILL desperate and horny, and at the same time, not getting any for sure.

So, the former option presents me with the possibility of having a slightly higher probability of getting what I want.

Like Lloyd says to Mary in Dumb and Dumber, when she says that the chances of her marrying him are one in a million - 'So you mean there's still a chance?'

Yeah, that about sums it up.
 
Good luck to you...

I will say that you are determined, and a quite witty at the same time.

Best of luck to you!

Pleasing
 
shh, you're cute and funny and smart, women will be attracted to that instead of our randomness. Just ignore the random
 
why, thank you! Somehow it seems as though not all women on lit seem so share your viewpoints.

Or maybe its just that you're funny, spontaneous, witty, smart and charming yourself :p
 
why, thank you! Somehow it seems as though not all women on lit seem so share your viewpoints.

Or maybe its just that you're funny, spontaneous, witty, smart and charming yourself :p

...otherwise known as "The Crazy Wings Chick on Lit"

(you really are all those things, you know, girls are just dumb if they don't find that out for themselves)
 
^^bump - perseverance is my middle name, except for if I were to say it in Norwegian, not many would understand!
 
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