No, my pen didn't explode.

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The nice young man asked me that at the liquor store just now.

"Whoa, did your pen explode?"

Nope. It's paint.

There was no school today after two 12 hour days of parent teacher conferences so we had a dress rehearsal. Not too shabby. Then we spent another 5 hours building set and painting. Almost done.

But I am painty.

Blood red from painting the bricks around the faux fireplace that spins to reveal the room behind it, black and dark blue and tan to outline and blend to make the fireplace look more used, brown and black on the ancient wooden fence around the graveyard, greys and blacks and browns on the tombstones and the coffin, more brown from the window I decided I had to have just today, blah blah blah.

I'm painty.

It's even in my hair.

I'm gonna go take a bath.

(Pen, indeed!)

Why am I so strangely arroused at the thought of a thoroughly messy Sarahh?

 

[rgraham666]

Why am I so strangely arroused at the thought of a thoroughly messy Sarahh?

You're not the only one.

 

[TxRad]

Make that three....

 

[TE999]

Why am I so strangely arroused at the thought of a thoroughly messy Sarahh?

Quel surprise.

If that counter dude thot her pen was leaking, he was prolly checkin' out her ta-ta's.

No wonder he got flustered.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm not flustered. Drooling and panting, maybe, but not flustered.

 

[Guest]

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[Sandy_Fox]

Luck paint!

 

[rgraham666]

Oh!

You men are delicious. Just the thing for my exhausted parts.

Thank you.

Oh, and speaking of ta-tas, how in the hell did I get all that paint inside my shirt?

Need me to lick it off?

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Laughing -

It's all gone, thanks to the bath.

But dang! Some of it took some serious scrubbing.

I'm tired of painting, so it's a good thing we're almost done.

You sure you don't need any help getting some of those spots? Damn, too late

 

[Emperor_Nero]

You sure you don't need any help getting some of those spots? Damn, too late

You're just taking the wrong tact

Laughing -

It's all gone, thanks to the bath.

But dang! Some of it took some serious scrubbing.

I'm tired of painting, so it's a good thing we're almost done.

So you need some help rubbing lotion into all those spots that must be sensitive now from all that scrubbing?

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Now, Young Thee, you see the handiwork of a Master. Go thou and do likewise.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Laughing -

It's all gone, thanks to the bath.

But dang! Some of it took some serious scrubbing.

Seriously scrubbing your ta-tas?

Thanks for that visual, love it.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

VM

I dont get your arousal for SARAH. Do you work at a Coast Guard lighthouse on Goat Island?

I suppose SARAH is one of them things where you gotta be there to appreciate it.

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa, love!

Been missing you, gorgeous!

My computer keeps crashing. I think I finally got it back up except I can't get any update. I dunno if the micro update site is fucked or if they know my OS is kinda wonky, not exactly illegal, just experimental.

(Lisa goes back to loading programs hopin it don't crash again)

 

[sirhugs]

The nice young man asked me that at the liquor store just now.

...

I'm gonna go take a bath.

(Pen, indeed!)

just gotta ask...did you take the nice young man home to help with the bathing?

 

[Guest]

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[CeriseNoire]

There was no school today after two 12 hour days of parent teacher conferences so we had a dress rehearsal. Not too shabby. Then we spent another 5 hours building set and painting. Almost done.

12 hours! I think I just had a vision of hell.

As for the set building, the kids at my school are three weeks from their production. I have to admit I enjoy volunteering to help with the set almost as much as watching the show.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

12 hours! I think I just had a vision of hell.

As for the set building, the kids at my school are three weeks from their production. I have to admit I enjoy volunteering to help with the set almost as much as watching the show.

To be perfectly honest, to me the play's the wash. I just dig the set building, the Special Effects design, the make-up, the costumes . . . for a bear I'm just one big roady.

 

[CeriseNoire]

To be perfectly honest, to me the play's the wash. I just dig the set building, the Special Effects design, the make-up, the costumes . . . for a bear I'm just one big roady.

I just like working with the kids in a more relaxed atmosphere. They also like seeing another side of me.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

To be perfectly honest, to me the play's the wash. I just dig the set building, the Special Effects design, the make-up, the costumes . . . for a bear I'm just one big roady.

So is this what happens if you ran the airlines?

 

[rgraham666]

So is this what happens if you ran the airlines?

Snerk. Hilarious!