Witchcraft curses against McCain & Palin!!!!

[Stella_Omega]

Jim Bramlett wants us all to pray together to stop Obama's African family from cursing the Republican candidate.

"The occultists are "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot". Bree K. said we need to break these curses off of him that are being sent from Kenya."

This explains SO MUCH! And it explains why I can never remember my children's names-- curses from Kenya. Sure, that's it!

Oh and by the way, Obama's tribal family are Muslim!!!! And his cousin went on a rampage until Obama "convinced" them to stop terrorizing the Christians!

Which somehow proves that Obama has made a pact with the devil.

 

[Katyusha]

OH MY GAWD.

 

[Safe_Bet]

The writer said "She visited Obama's home village?" Chicago? I've heard a LOT of cursing in Chicago but it usually was because the Deep Dish Pizza took too long. just saying.

 

[manyeyedhydra]

It's a spoof site right?

Surely it can't be serious....

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The writer said "She visited Obama's home village?" Chicago? I've heard a LOT of cursing in Chicago but it usually was because the Deep Dish Pizza took too long. just saying.

I thought Bramlett was against smoking funny leaves?

 

[Stella_Omega]

It's a spoof site right?

Surely it can't be serious....

It seems to be serious, by way of the front page.
The bottom of this screed reads; "

I read a portion of "Obama Nation" book and looked at several websites and found most of this information to be true, all except the curses part, of course...."

Since most of the information was about the curses part, I'm not sure who said this-- Jim, or Norman G. Marvin, who spammed jim with it, or Flo Ellers?

And I'm not going to comment on "Obama Nation" as an authoritative source. And I'm not going to comment on the Bible's infallibility as a source of information either.

 

[cloudy]

"every elder's home has a "shrine" inside to worship the genie"

oh, dear lord....

Isn't that Palin's preacher?

 

[impressive]

"The occultists are "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot". Bree K. said we need to break these curses off of him that are being sent from Kenya."

tee hee

 

[Emperor_Nero]

"The occultists are "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot". Bree K. said we need to break these curses off of him that are being sent from Kenya."

Maybe the Kenyans just have something against Republicans ... those lazy 8's would explain a lot about the last eight years

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Kenyans: an anagram for NY Snake.

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Belegon]

I could just swear I saw video of Palin being blessed to be protected against witchcraft.

So either it didn't take or she did something to break her protection... but that latter isn't possible, right?

I mean, she has been so kind and loving to everyone...

 

[Saucy_Sage]

I could just swear I saw video of Palin being blessed to be protected against witchcraft.

So either it didn't take or she did something to break her protection... but that latter isn't possible, right?

I mean, she has been so kind and loving to everyone...

The Palins aren't known for using protection.

 

[Safe_Bet]

The Palins aren't known for using protection.

*JuiceSpew*

 

[Safe_Bet]

I forget, do lazy 8 curses cause constipation? It would kinda explain McCain's facial expressions.

 

[Belegon]

The Palins aren't known for using protection.

You know, if the VP candidates daughter was more like the VP's daughter, it wouldn't have mattered...

 

[Safe_Bet]

You know, if the VP candidates daughter was more like the VP's daughter, it wouldn't have mattered...

uuummm...

 

[Belegon]

uuummm...

come now, you have to love the irony presented by the universe via children. Nor is it limited to famous children.

My daughter is the one that loves to stay up late, steals sips of beer and is snealky as hell. Payback on me for the shit I put my parents through as a teenager, I'm sure...

 

[Corylea]

How nice to see someone from the other side admit that McCain looks like a confused idiot! You know they're desperate if they're willing to admit it and reaching for curses from Kenya.

 

[tickledkitty]

Um...so, those folks I saw in the article today...the white folks...those weren't Obama's family?

 

[shereads]

"The occultists are "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot". Bree K. said we need to break these curses off of him that are being sent from Kenya."

 

[john-the-author]

The excerpt on this site talks about people getting up at 3:00am to cast curses. This proves it's all bullshit: there's never been a witch I knew that wouldn't willingly sleep a little later given half a chance. Getting up at 3 to curse someone just doesn't ring true. Anyoe wanting to curse someone would be doing it during a time when they weren't normally asleep.

These Christian psychotics are really amazing. What they can pull out of their fevered imaginations as hazards is pathetic. I keep thinking they need a whole lotta therapy and very possibly some meds. Antidepressants, certainly.

 

[Corylea]

These Christian psychotics are really amazing. What they can pull out of their fevered imaginations as hazards is pathetic. I keep thinking they need a whole lotta therapy and very possibly some meds. Antidepressants, certainly.

Anti-psychotics, I think. They aren't in touch with reality, and their paranoia reaches clinical levels of significance.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Anti-psychotics, I think. They aren't in touch with reality, and their paranoia reaches clinical levels of significance.

Funny how well a bunch of Satanists could be convinced to believe that they are Christians . . . 'E's a sly one, old Nick is.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I had a fundamentalist explain to me how Jesus Christ warns the True Believers of the Presence of Evil; he said it's a gut reaction. He gets it when he sees Wiccan wreaths on his Pagan neighbors front door. That's how he knows it's the genuine thing; because it happens when he's looking at something he knows is evil.

I do know that not all Christians think that panic-induced tummy-aches are the Sword of God. I do.

 

[Lee Chambers]

http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq217/LeeChambers/YouShallNotPassMcCain.jpg

I couldn't resist, so I slapped this together.