An actual Personal ad..

[lex8508]

Im 23 (on tuesday) Male from a podunk little town in yuba county, norcal, about 6'6+ 245lbs, dark green eyes with glasses, dark brown hair and a little bit of a beer belly that has to do with genes, not beer (I actually dont drink). Im looking for either women around my area 18- mid 30s or so (I dont mind a little bit more experienced with life women) or possibly just a woman that meets that criteria to talk to online. I preffer white women but am open to other races as long as you are nice and have a pretty smile and a good brain in your head. Um, dont know what else to say atm.

Ok its a crappy personal, but it is one so... lets see if we can find something to converse about shall we?

 

[FuckYouCunt]

Good luck, but your chances on Literotica are slim, as I hope you might have surmised. Just a hint from one who has been there.

Im 23 (on tuesday) Male from a podunk little town in yuba county, norcal, about 6'6+ 245lbs, dark green eyes with glasses, dark brown hair and a little bit of a beer belly that has to do with genes, not beer (I actually dont drink). Im looking for either women around my area 18- mid 30s or so (I dont mind a little bit more experienced with life women) or possibly just a woman that meets that criteria to talk to online. I preffer white women but am open to other races as long as you are nice and have a pretty smile and a good brain in your head. Um, dont know what else to say atm.

Ok its a crappy personal, but it is one so... lets see if we can find something to converse about shall we?

 

[avvikande]

I've been there! Woot. Yuba county that is. My head's swimming in cold meds so forgive my excitement but it's not often I see someone post from somewhere in the states that I've been to.

Hmmm favorite California experiences...

- Fry's Electronics, I've never seen a place so filled with people who are so unwilling to help anyone. They all walk with their heads down and avoid eye contact. Equally amusing was the fact that they put up pics in each department of the person responsible for that department. In charge of porn was "Jesus". heh.

- Sophie's - quaint little Thai restaurant in Davis, great food.

- Cashews and honey - I brought pounds of each home, that area has some amazing honey.

- ooooh the pool at the apartment complex where I was staying, yeah, that was amazing *smile*

 

[lex8508]

I've been there! Woot. Yuba county that is. My head's swimming in cold meds so forgive my excitement but it's not often I see someone post from somewhere in the states that I've been to.

Hmmm favorite California experiences...

- Fry's Electronics, I've never seen a place so filled with people who are so unwilling to help anyone. They all walk with their heads down and avoid eye contact. Equally amusing was the fact that they put up pics in each department of the person responsible for that department. In charge of porn was "Jesus". heh.

- Sophie's - quaint little Thai restaurant in Davis, great food.

- Cashews and honey - I brought pounds of each home, that area has some amazing honey.

- ooooh the pool at the apartment complex where I was staying, yeah, that was amazing *smile*

hahahaha you sound like a trip to me.. too bad you arent still around here.

 

[lex8508]

Good luck, but your chances on Literotica are slim, as I hope you might have surmised. Just a hint from one who has been there.

well with that as your name I can understand why women wouldnt like you...

 

[lex8508]

self bump