I feel like a pimp but . . .

[dave's thing]

I was lurking around YOU!! Not the site
LOL

 

[noisymother]

I was lurking around YOU!! Not the site
LOL

But I didn't know you were lurking this close . . . - I said - implying you were lurking close to me!!!

We are on the same wavelength - chianti and beer notwithstanding!

 

[nicknatural]

.

But I didn't know you were lurking this close . . . - I said - implying you were lurking close to me!!!

We are on the same wavelength - chianti and beer notwithstanding!

Nothing like a couple of drinks and shadows to not see someone till they're right next to you ...

 

[noisymother]

Nothing like a couple of drinks and shadows to not see someone till they're right next to you ...

Aaaaah! Made me jump!

 

[nicknatural]

Into me or away from me? I never can get enough of the former and we mightn't know each other so well for anything but the latter

 

[noisymother]

Into me or away from me? I never can get enough of the former and we mightn't know each other so well for anything but the latter

Well - I'm not going to be jumping straight into your arms!

(Not just yet!)

 

[dave's thing]

I'm WAITING FOR THE JUMPIN'..... now that I am certain we are on the same wavelength

 

[noisymother]

I'm WAITING FOR THE JUMPIN'..... now that I am certain we are on the same wavelength

Good job I didn't jump - where did you go?

 

[dave's thing]

LOL beer store

 

[dave's thing]

but I"M BACK!!!!!

 

[noisymother]

but I"M BACK!!!!!

That's good then . . . .

Where were we?

 

[dave's thing]

I'm thinkin we were workin up to some thing.... exactly what is where my mind was taking over.

 

[noisymother]

I'm thinkin we were workin up to some thing.... exactly what is where my mind was taking over.

and where is your mind likely to lead?

 

[dave's thing]

well mostly it was headed up your back towards the wisps of your hair but aiming at your neck

 

[noisymother]

well mostly it was headed up your back towards the wisps of your hair but aiming at your neck

mmmm - I like the sound of that . . . I'm not into exhibitionism though - the threads are a bit public for my tastes - so maintain some decorum

(HAh! How many people on Lit have used the expression "maintain some decorum" on the threads?)

(Not many - this being a porn site . . . )

(Am I in the right place?)

(A couple of glasses actually, if you must know!)

 

[dave's thing]

now wasn't that a mouthful you just said.....
(however it was you that asked the question on where my mind was taking it!!!)

 

[naughty Papa]

mmmmmmm hi noisymother now i know whom to write to if i am in a similar position and yes you would get more attention natuarally with sexy foot in a even sexier red shoe hello there

 

[_Lorelei_]

Awwwww.... is this not where your new shoe thread is?

Merry Christmas anyway noisymum

 

[noisymother]

Awwwww.... is this not where your new shoe thread is?

Merry Christmas anyway noisymum

lol

sorry to disappoint you

I will get my act together and get my hot heels thread up and running soon!

Merry Christmas to you too