Celebrity Body Parts

[intothewoods]

Ok, I'm bored. And feeling too tired to think very hard at all. I just want to talk about Anderson Cooper's pecs and Michele Obama's ass. Or David Gergen's buttery voice.

So please, exploit a celebrity here today. The weirder the better. Extra points for objectifying straight white men. Oh, I kid!

Umm, I actually kinda think Biden is sexy, in that Daddy sort of way. Oh, Rob Marciano, the weather guy on CNN. He is such a cutie!

Of course I am in love with Tim Gunn, but it's not sexual. I want him to be my actual Dad. Like I want him to adopt me. He's so dapper and charming.

Oh, and I love Bill Maher. Sadly, he is really bonkers about doctors.

 

[Netzach]

Ok, I'm bored. And feeling too tired to think very hard at all. I just want to talk about Anderson Cooper's pecs and Michele Obama's ass. Or David Gergen's buttery voice.

So please, exploit a celebrity here today. The weirder the better. Extra points for objectifying straight white men. Oh, I kid!

Umm, I actually kinda think Biden is sexy, in that Daddy sort of way. Oh, Rob Marciano, the weather guy on CNN. He is such a cutie!

Of course I am in love with Tim Gunn, but it's not sexual. I want him to be my actual Dad. Like I want him to adopt me. He's so dapper and charming.

Oh, and I love Bill Maher. Sadly, he is really bonkers about doctors.

I hear the Biden thing a lot. Bill Maher has never done it for me, there's something about his pastiness and his rabid fundementalism of a-religiousness that doesn't do it.

I already fessed up to a crush on Gergen and thinking Mitt Romney was kinda foxy, (it's the hair, I think) must it get weirder?

 

[Netzach]

We can totally talk about Anderson Cooper's pecs though.

He *is* Race Bannon from the old Johnny Quest cartoons come to life, I think thats why everyone likes him. Premature white, striking eyes, doused in charm.

 

[intothewoods]

We can totally talk about Anderson Cooper's pecs though.

He *is* Race Bannon from the old Johnny Quest cartoons come to life, I think thats why everyone likes him. Premature white, striking eyes, doused in charm.

He is just so cute. And I want to hate him with that rich famous mom and his ridiculously stylish wardrobe on location. But I can't quit the Coop.

Um, on a different note, you actually think Romney is sexy??? You lie! He is so slimy creepy. Maybe it's because he reminds me of bad bosses. *shudder* I've been trapped in rooms with Romneys before. It's not pretty.

On the subject of newsmen, I like Brian Williams. He's adorable, and Canadian, right? Actually, on the subject of fake newspersons, although I've been really out of the Daily Show loop for months , I have a huge crush on Samantha B (Bee?) from the Daily Show. She is hilarious, and cute and wow, her husband is hot (dark hair, pale skin, slightly asshole-ish yet charming? Check, check and double check). I really love her. I loved her preggo, and I am not an awww pregnant ladies! person.

 

[JMohegan]

I can't believe you're not crediting me for this thread.

 

[Netzach]

I can't believe you're not crediting me for this thread.

Srsly. It begins with Rachel Maddow's swanlike neck.

I have touched myself to the disembodied voice of Silvia Poggioli, NPR anchor, on several mornings. I admit it.

 

[Netzach]

He is just so cute. And I want to hate him with that rich famous mom and his ridiculously stylish wardrobe on location. But I can't quit the Coop.

Um, on a different note, you actually think Romney is sexy??? You lie! He is so slimy creepy. Maybe it's because he reminds me of bad bosses. *shudder* I've been trapped in rooms with Romneys before. It's not pretty.

On the subject of newsmen, I like Brian Williams. He's adorable, and Canadian, right? Actually, on the subject of fake newspersons, although I've been really out of the Daily Show loop for months , I have a huge crush on Samantha B (Bee?) from the Daily Show. She is hilarious, and cute and wow, her husband is hot (dark hair, pale skin, slightly asshole-ish yet charming? Check, check and double check). I really love her. I loved her preggo, and I am not an awww pregnant ladies! person.

Samantha, check. Totally.

The Romney thing, you have to remember, a large segment of my sexuality involves taking vanilla upscale white men who look like they need some humility and making it happen.

(That's not where I go with the Rove of the last 4 administrations in my mind, it's much more intellectual and cuddly and book driven)

I am not attracted to Palin. I am however, attracted to Tina Fey as Palin. She has this adorable vulnerable Teri Garr kind of quality, I think Teri Garr was my first girl crush ever.

 

[JMohegan]

Srsly. It begins with Rachel Maddow's swanlike neck.

Yes. Yes it does.

 

[JMohegan]

I have touched myself to the disembodied voice of Silvia Porgioli, NPR anchor, on several mornings. I admit it.

Jesus, woman.

You're such a tease!

 

[Netzach]

Jesus, woman.

You're such a tease!

You surely have too! Admit it admit it -

"This is Silvia Porgiolllllllli - in RRome-h."

 

[JMohegan]

You surely have too! Admit it admit it -

"This is Silvia Porgiolllllllli - in RRome-h."

I need visuals.

Do you have visuals for her?

 

[intothewoods]

Yes. Yes it does.

I-I-I plead the 5th.

When the two of you conspire, it sort of makes my head explode.

 

[Netzach]

I need visuals.

Do you have visuals for her?

I think she's OK looking, in a kind of Italian academic way - but it's the voice, the voice. Man that's the thing, it's a radio thing. Terry Gross looks like a MN farm mom, but her voice is smokin'.

(look if you must, but it's the voice, really)

And it's Poggioli, I can't spell.

 

[intothewoods]

You surely have too! Admit it admit it -

"This is Silvia Porgiolllllllli - in RRome-h."

. That's like half the voices on NPR! It's oral porn. No wait. Not that one. Ha. I crack myself up.

 

[Netzach]

. That's like half the voices on NPR! It's oral porn. No wait. Not that one. Ha. I crack myself up.

It is! A little elder statesman Dan Shore Daddy to get you going, then Lynn Rosetta-Casper, as if talking about food isn't enough by itself, she sounds like that - I swear, that's my dirty media of choice.

I am a very voice driven girl. I would rather close my eyes and have sex with a plain person with a great voice and the dirty talkin' talent than someone really hot who can't talk or sounds unsexy.

 

[intothewoods]

I can't believe you're not crediting me for this thread.

I can't believe I titled the thread this way, when it could only guarantee more discussion of Rachel Maddow's neck. It's official. I am a masochist.

 

[JMohegan]

I think she's OK looking, in a kind of Italian academic way - but it's the voice, the voice. Man that's the thing, it's a radio thing. Terry Gross looks like a MN farm mom, but her voice is smokin'.

(look if you must, but it's the voice, really)

And it's Poggioli, I can't spell.

Thanks for the link, and the spelling. Your pic was small, so I googled.

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa78/johnmohegan/poggioli.gif

She looks lovely, and real (as in, unaltered.) Real is a big plus, with me.

 

[Netzach]

Thanks for the link, and the spelling. Your pic was small, so I googled.

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa78/johnmohegan/poggioli.gif

She looks lovely, and real (as in, unaltered.) Real is a big plus, with me.

Meow.

Yeah, um. Real. Italian. Not like, 12 or trying to look it. I'm on board.

 

[JMohegan]

I can't believe I titled the thread this way, when it could only guarantee more discussion of Rachel Maddow's neck. It's official. I am a masochist.

Ohhhh, please.

This from a woman who hyperventilates at the mere mention of Anderson Cooper's name!

 

[intothewoods]

I've never contemplated Coop's panties. *gasps*

 

[JMohegan]

I've never contemplated Coop's panties. *gasps*

I'll put money on boxer briefs.

 

[intothewoods]

I'll put money on boxer briefs.

Tee hee. That totally makes up for the torture I endured reading odes to Rachel Maddow's neck. I'm just saying - No, I'm not. I do have self control.

And I totally got the last word!

I shouldn't be allowed to post this late at night. I curse you people and your underwear talk which made me bolt upright in bed and post in earnest. Now I'm awake. Curse you all!

I guess I should go listen to some NPR and read the Congressional Record. Ha ha. Wow, Netz, you are really a nerd! And you know that is a compliment.

 

[Netzach]

Ohhhh, please.

This from a woman who hyperventilates at the mere mention of Anderson Cooper's name!

We all do. Even T thinks he's hot and he usually insists on lipstick on boys. He's pretty enough to put in drag, come to think of it.

 

[midwestyankee]

It's a conspiracy. That's what this thread is: a conspiracy to keep me from being able to think straight. Just like what all you characters did to my favorite political thread last night.


Sylvia Poggioli and Terry Gross are my two favorite radio voices. I'd listen to Sylvia read the fine print on my insurance policies. Even the part where it says that my beneficiaries don't get a dime if I die with a hard-on. Especially that part, in fact.

 

[Netzach]

Sweeet.

ITW, you realize that any crush thread of yours is just going to turn into nerdboners of the left.

*sarah vowell, eeee!*