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Ow, fucking OW

Just was stung by a bee. Trying to keep the little bastard out of the house as the cat came in. Hubby has severe reactions so I was just trying to shoo it back out. It flew to my inner thigh (I was in shorts) and I used my hand to scoop it off me and back out but it grabbed on and stung me.

It will only be doing it once but my middle finger on right hand is now painfully swollen. Took benedryl right away to offset it and ice and pain meds but damn, fucking damn it hurts.
 
I can't stop thinking of what it was like to play around with the last woman I slept with.
 
I really wish you people would stop encouraging me to order stuff online. I hadn't even thought about it, and now I . . . must . . . do it. I had a Krups can opener a few years ago that I loved, but it died.

Thanks for the suggestion
TK (the killer of small appliances and other kitchen accoutrements)
Kittylicious, I love you, but...you'd better stay away from my pizza stone, woman.

You know what else I love from Pampered Chef? They have these tiny white paring knives that are perfect for, well, just about anything. I totally stole some from home when I moved.
Does this Pampered Chef adoration mean we're geeks? Do I have to admit to my amorous feelings for the Food Network now? What about the fact that I'm amused by how you can turn Food Network into Food Netwok?

My god.

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Neighbors! Cease and desist with this Bertha Rochester nonsense, for the love of strawberries!
 
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Kittylicious, I love you, but...you'd better stay away from my pizza stone, woman.

You know what else I love from Pampered Chef? They have these tiny white paring knives that are perfect for, well, just about anything. I totally stole some from home when I moved.
Does this Pampered Chef adoration mean we're geeks? Do I have to admit to my amorous feelings for the Food Network now? What about the fact that I'm amused by how you can turn Food Network into Food Netwok?

My god.
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Neighbors! Cease and desist with this Bertha Rochester nonsense, for the love of strawberries!



Welcome to PC Anonymous.

My name is Sandy and I'm a Pampered Chef customer.... Next
 
Kittylicious, I love you, but...you'd better stay away from my pizza stone, woman.

You know what else I love from Pampered Chef? They have these tiny white paring knives that are perfect for, well, just about anything. I totally stole some from home when I moved.
Does this Pampered Chef adoration mean we're geeks? Do I have to admit to my amorous feelings for the Food Network now? What about the fact that I'm amused by how you can turn Food Network into Food Netwok?

My god.

I love you too, bluebs. :D Seriously.

We've been buds all this time and I never knew this about you? How's that possible? We should have an AH PC party.
 
Welcome to PC Anonymous.

My name is Sandy and I'm a Pampered Chef customer.... Next
I'm bluebell and sometimes the only reason I'd go to a Pampered Chef party at all is to get free food. *weeps pathetically*

I love you too, bluebs. :D Seriously.

We've been buds all this time and I never knew this about you? How's that possible? We should have an AH PC party.
Bluebs. Sounds suspiciously dirty. Like something TGP would enjoy playing with (the words, not the bluebs, although he does seem to like bluebs).

You probably never knew because there are just some conversational depths we haven't plumbed yet. We are deep chicks. Seriously. Right?

If we had an AH PC party I have a feeling Sal would wind up arm wrestling someone for the overall honor of Most Baddest Ass Chef In The World.

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Does it matter?
Only if they're going to take the chocolate away. Then the talons come out.
 
If we had an AH PC party I have a feeling Sal would wind up arm wrestling someone for the overall honor of Most Baddest Ass Chef In The World.

I wouldn't arm wrestle for that. I'd break out either Killer Pie or Dude Steak burritos, depending on if there were more men or women at the AHPC party.

I let my cooking speak for itself ;)

But thanks for the compliment :D
 
We are deep chicks. Seriously. Right?
Bwahahahahaa..... err.. um. *smothers laughter*

Only if they're going to take the chocolate away. Then the talons come out.
Yesterday I was depressed because I didn't have any chocolate. Then Misty reminded me I have chocolate ice cream in the freezer. Heaven.

Btw, Bluebs, you have turned me onto Organic dark chocolate ice cream. You know which one. Shameful behaviour. :cool:
 
I wouldn't arm wrestle for that. I'd break out either Killer Pie or Dude Steak burritos, depending on if there were more men or women at the AHPC party.

I let my cooking speak for itself ;)

But thanks for the compliment :D

Don't worry. Take your time. While you fiddle around with your Killer Pie and/or Dude Steak burritos, I'll already be wowing the ladies and gents with some Flash Seared Tri-tip in Cognac Sauce over some fresh spinach pasta. Takes 10 minutes tops! It will keep them busy while I make my famous Death by Chocolate desert.
 
There's nothing like dal chawal (+mutton curry) can't cure. Short-term cure anyway. *burp* :cool:
 
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Don't worry. Take your time. While you fiddle around with your Killer Pie and/or Dude Steak burritos, I'll already be wowing the ladies and gents with some Flash Seared Tri-tip in Cognac Sauce over some fresh spinach pasta. Takes 10 minutes tops! It will keep them busy while I make my famous Death by Chocolate desert.

I'll see your Flash Seared Tri-tip in Cognac Sauce over some fresh spinach pasta and raise you one Prawns Mozambique with oven french fries washed down with Stone India Pale Ale and a mesclan lettuce salad right out of my front yard. And home made Mudslide Ice Cream.
 
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