Radical ties?

[iamincognito45]

Them's fightin' words.

Were you offended by the word 'boring' or 'liberal'?

You can't possibly be both.

 

[Guest]

Do you prefer Wesson or virgin olive oil?

[AP] Washington, October 10, 2008--Alarmed by what appears to be a sharp increase in the numbers of young olives having sex, President Bush today announced a new, faith-based chastity initiative.

"The lack of virgin olives is a matter of national security," he said while standing in a California olive grove near Bakersfield. "The loss of innocence among this pressable--is that the right word? No? Oh... im-press-ion-able. OK. The loss of innocence among this impressionable segment of our society tears at the very moral underpinnings of our country. And besides, I like virgin olive oil on my salads."

The cornerstone of the "Just Say No (Until Harvest)" program will be missionaries standing 24-hour watch in groves where illicit sexual activity is suspected. Armed with the Bible, the guardians will meet any attempt at skin-to-skin contact between olives with ringing condemnations from Scripture.

"I felt so ashamed," said one young female olive, who asked not to be identified. "I didn't mean to get so close to Jack. It was the wind, honest! But, those voices ringing out in the darkness...I would have been moved to tears--if I could cry."

"Under my new initiative," said Bush, "there'll be more hanky, and less panky."



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[impressive]

Were you offended by the word 'boring' or 'liberal'?

You can't possibly be both.

Boring.

I am anything BUT.

 

[iamincognito45]

Boring.

I am anything BUT.

Of this I have no doubt.

A boring Impressive would be an oxymoron of the highest order.

As for your but(t), I would suspect it is more impressive than boring.

 

[The_Fool]

I can do boring as well as anyone. Not sure I can do ties though. Knots, yes. Ties, no.