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Hi there! Anybody know any good jokes?

Have this one:

ORGASM TYPES:
Sex with a rower: Oargasm
Sex after falling out of bed: floorgasm
Wet dream: snoregasm
Group sex: Fourgasm
Cheap sex: poorgasm
Noisy sex: roargasm
Nymphomaniac sex: Iwantmoregasm
Sex on the beach : shoregasm
Swedish sex: smorgasborgasm
Sex with a pig: boargasm
Sex on vacation: tourgasm
Sex on the farm: tractorgasm
Sex with a Viking: Thorgasm :D
 
Found another good joke

A woman goes to buy a parrot, and the shopkeeper says, “We’ve got one for $100, oen for $200 and one for $15.” Why is that one so cheap?” asks the woman. “well, it used to live in a brothel, so ithas a pretty dirty mouth.”

The woman says she doesn’t mind, so she pays her $15 and takes the parrot home. As soon as she takes the cover off the cage, the parrot says, “Fuck me, a new brothel!” Then he looks at the woman and says, “fuck me, a new Madam.” "I am not a Madam, and this is not a brothel.” Says the woman but she thinks it’s pretty funny.

Later on, her two teenage daughters come in. “Fuck me,” says the parrot, “New prostitutes!” “We are not prostitutes.” Say the daughter, but they think it’s pretty funny too. “Wait ‘til Dad comes in and hears this parrot, he’ll lose it.”

So they put the parrot in the hall, the door opens and Dad comes in. Dad looks at the parrot, and the parrot looks at him, then the parrot says, “Fuck me, Dave, haven’t seen you for weeks.” :cool:
 
Hi....I'm actually from St. Joe, MI...but hell, it may as well be northwest indiana, right?


Anywho, 28/m checking in.
 
Atypical_BBW said:
A woman goes to buy a parrot, and the shopkeeper says, “We’ve got one for $100, oen for $200 and one for $15.” Why is that one so cheap?” asks the woman. “well, it used to live in a brothel, so ithas a pretty dirty mouth.”

The woman says she doesn’t mind, so she pays her $15 and takes the parrot home. As soon as she takes the cover off the cage, the parrot says, “Fuck me, a new brothel!” Then he looks at the woman and says, “fuck me, a new Madam.” "I am not a Madam, and this is not a brothel.” Says the woman but she thinks it’s pretty funny.

Later on, her two teenage daughters come in. “Fuck me,” says the parrot, “New prostitutes!” “We are not prostitutes.” Say the daughter, but they think it’s pretty funny too. “Wait ‘til Dad comes in and hears this parrot, he’ll lose it.”

So they put the parrot in the hall, the door opens and Dad comes in. Dad looks at the parrot, and the parrot looks at him, then the parrot says, “Fuck me, Dave, haven’t seen you for weeks.” :cool:
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That joke and all of its variations are hilarious!
 
panzer general said:
You are confused. You have heard of civil war or Revolutionary war re-enenactment, or confused on that too? Its living history for the public to see.
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Where/when do you do these re-enactments? Is it only during certain holidays or a weekly/monthly thing?
 
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