The bluebell was born

[bluebell]

Yes. Fewer than me is few. You're a baby.

What the heck kind of standard is that?! Like you're some old aunty or something...
Which, you're NOT. Hmpf.

He's too thin. I'd squish him.

What?? No.
How about this one?
Or this one?
Is there any way we can turn this into a personals thread for you?
Omg, one of them is totally in Hyd. *grinny grin*

Hear? From who?

You know. People.

 

[damppanties]

What the heck kind of standard is that?! Like you're some old aunty or something...
Which, you're NOT. Hmpf.

You said 'aunty'. It's the great K effect.

What?? No.
How about this one?
Or this one?
Is there any way we can turn this into a personals thread for you?
Omg, one of them is totally in Hyd. *grinny grin*

Sure. Turn it into a personals thread by all means.
But I get to choose guys, k? You're not really getting my type here.

You know. People.

Who people?

 

[bluebell]

You said 'aunty'. It's the great K effect.

*choking laughter*

The K is airborne!

Sure. Turn it into a personals thread by all means.
But I get to choose guys, k? You're not really getting my type here.

Sigh. Fine. You're too picky anyway. Geez.

Calling all men...
(Just know that Dampy will put you through a rigorous trial examination, whereupon she will coldly pronounce, "Um, no." if she deems you unacceptable. It's been known to freeze the hearts of more sensitive men. But don't worry. She's really just a kitten at heart. Cough. Uh, yes.)

Who people?

I cannot reveal my sources.

 

[maggot420]

Happy Birthday and all that.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Much belated but sincerely felt love and good cheer to you, lovely flowwer.

 

[rgraham666]

Happy Birthday, bluebell.

Hi Shang. Been thinking about you.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Happy Birthday, bluebell.

Hi Shang. Been thinking about you.

It's a pleasure to see you as well, Rob. It's been good to step away for a bit, but I've missed my friends.

 

[rgraham666]

It's a pleasure to see you as well, Rob. It's been good to step away for a bit, but I've missed my friends.

Missed you too.

 

[glynndah]

A birthday from the good little witch.

 

[bluebell]

Thank you, Rob and Glynndah, for your sweetness. I so appreciate it.
AND a Shangles sighting. My god, but is there a comparative birthday present to snoofles?

Happy Birthday and all that.

I don't deserve all those things. I typed "you're" and "you" but not "your".
Strunk & White hate me now. *cries*
But thank you.

 

[Tarakin]

Happy Belated Birthday!

 

[scheherazade_79]

A belated happy birthday to an absolutely wonderful woman

I hope it was everything you wanted it to be and more.

And it's been way too long, and we need to catch up, damn it!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Happy belated... *many hugs*

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q92/MagicaPractica/happybirthday.gif​

 

[maggot420]

Thank you, Rob and Glynndah, for your sweetness. I so appreciate it.
AND a Shangles sighting. My god, but is there a comparative birthday present to snoofles?


I don't deserve all those things. I typed "you're" and "you" but not "your".
Strunk & White hate me now. *cries*
But thank you.

You deserve all those things and more. In fact, I was going to also give you shoes to make you taller but skyjack still has the parts on backorder.


...and don't worry about Strunk & White. They're dead.

 

[damppanties]

I was going to also give you shoes to make you taller ...

Don't you mean a ladder?

 

[bluebell]

Thanks, Tarakin, Zadie and Magica.
Yes, Zadie, we have to catch up. I was going to ask you to call me, but I didn't yet.
I want to pick your brain about, well, everything. Where do babies come from...?

You deserve all those things and more. In fact, I was going to also give you shoes to make you taller but skyjack still has the parts on backorder.


...and don't worry about Strunk & White. They're dead.

I'm not that short!!!

Don't you mean a ladder?

You. Get over here. :caning:

 

[damppanties]

You. Get over here. :caning:

I left you a voice message saying I saw fireworks!!!

 

[bluebell]

I left you a voice message saying I saw fireworks!!!

And that's supposed to negate the ladder comment, how?

 

[damppanties]

And that's supposed to negate the ladder comment, how?

It's supposed to distract you.


Fireworks!!!!

 

[trysail]

...I typed "you're" and "you" but not "your"...

You know perfectly well that nobody else has ever done such a ghastly thing— the horror!

​

 

[shereads]

Wait a minute...

I am SO slow on the uptake these days, what with my brain being out of random access memory.

I just realized that this is Bluey's birthday thread.



Seriously. I did.

Happy birthday, delightful one. I feel a limerick coming on.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Most redolent flowwer, Bluebell,
Is primarily known for its smell.
But the more Litsy sort
Sports a sparkling retort
And a charm that full legions will fell.

 

[bluebell]

It's supposed to distract you.


Fireworks!!!!

If you were a hand gesturing sort of gal I would believe you actually fluttered them while you said that, but since you aren't, I don't believe you did, and therefore I am (you guessed it) not distracted.
You made a ladder joke!!

You know perfectly well that nobody else has ever done such a ghastly thing— the horror!

​

It is horrible. Terrible. It will haunt me forever.
Let me tell you something, dearest darling Trysail. While applying for my current job I was given a spelling test and I spelled everything right...except that one bloody word which will truly follow me in shame for the rest of my life. In fact, I'm so embarrassed that I won't even tell you what the word was.

Wait a minute...

I am SO slow on the uptake these days, what with my brain being out of random access memory.

I just realized that this is Bluey's birthday thread.



Seriously. I did.

Happy birthday, delightful one. I feel a limerick coming on.

Sherrrrrr. One of the few people who make me want to purr.

Most redolent flowwer, Bluebell,
Is primarily known for its smell.
But the more Litsy sort
Sports a sparkling retort
And a charm that full legions will fell.

Snoofles, then! *snoofles*

 

[shereads]

Most redolent flowwer, Bluebell,
Is primarily known for its smell.
But the more Litsy sort
Sports a sparkling retort
And a charm that full legions will fell.

Damn. Yours rhymes and everything. You have raised the limerick bar.

 

[shereads]

AND a Shangles sighting. My god, but is there a comparative birthday present to snoofles?

Every girl wants a pony.