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[starrkers]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.


Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

BOSTONFICTIONWRITER is his faithful lapdog.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

QUOTE miss stella Some of the things he's said have made me want to vomit… He's talked about lesbian women wanting to have sex with him, for instance. It's so disrespectful, and a prime example of the reason many lesbians would sooner kill a man than sleep with him….

This is exactly what the boss was talking about in his previous post on the other thread miss omega. This is the AH land ma’am. But for some reason you repeatedly get sidetracked onto “women’s sexual politics” and you lose your coherence. We believe that many of these diatribes would be better kept for the Lesbian forum.

Quite frankly ma’am neither the boss nor any member of ScouriesWorld could care less who you sleep with. Whatever two (or more) consenting adults want to do together is up to them as far as the boss is concerned. Living on Miami Beach we see it every day. C’est la vie!

But for those who want to be cured (and there’s a lot of them around these days)? That’s another kettle of fish ma’am…

…my kind boss would never turn away someone really, really in need….

Gabrielle L.

Fish?

If it smells like fish, I wouldn't eat it.

Always remember, if it's not fresh, it's not legal.

That's the motto of Legal Seafoods in Boston.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Click "Private Messages" at the top of this screen.
Hit "Edit Profile."

Custom Title Settings is the 2nd thing on that page. You just type what you want in there and save the change.

Thank you, Lady.

Are we still on for Friday night?

 

[Stella_Omega]

QUOTE miss stella Some of the things he's said have made me want to vomit… He's talked about lesbian women wanting to have sex with him, for instance. It's so disrespectful, and a prime example of the reason many lesbians would sooner kill a man than sleep with him….

This is exactly what the boss was talking about in his previous post on the other thread miss omega. This is the AH land ma’am. But for some reason you repeatedly get sidetracked onto “women’s sexual politics” and you lose your coherence. We believe that many of these diatribes would be better kept for the Lesbian forum.

Quite frankly ma’am neither the boss nor any member of ScouriesWorld could care less who you sleep with. Whatever two (or more) consenting adults want to do together is up to them as far as the boss is concerned. Living on Miami Beach we see it every day. C’est la vie!

But for those who want to be cured (and there’s a lot of them around these days)? That’s another kettle of fish ma’am…

…my kind boss would never turn away someone really, really in need….

Gabrielle L.[/b][/color]

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

Lesbians don't want to be boinked by men. That's why they are called "lesbians," instead of "bisexual."

Women who would let scouries boink them, there's another name for that;

"skank."

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Thank you, Lady.

Are we still on for Friday night?

same place?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.


Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

BOSTONFICTIONWRITER is his faithful lapdog.

Now, Starrkers, I don't care if you insult me, but you can't be insulting my dog, Polo.

Even after I gave you a couple of new quotes to use. I think you should tattoo the Nicole Kidman one on your chest. Actually, you have enough room on your thighs to tattoo a few of my stories, while you're at it, too.

Shouldn't you be out hunting kangeroo about now?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

same place?

I've already reserved a table.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I've already reserved a table.

cool. See you there. I'm getting the lobster this time since you're paying.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

cool. See you there. I'm getting the lobster this time since you're paying.

Yeah, okay, but I'll need more than a handshake after dinner.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Now, Starrkers, I don't care if you insult me, but you can't be insulting my dog, Polo.

Even after I gave you a couple of new quotes to use. I think you should tattoo the Nicole Kidman one on your chest. Actually, you have enough room on your thighs to tattoo a few of my stories, while you're at it, too.

Shouldn't you be out hunting kangeroo about now?

He's right you know. Calling Freddie a dog is an insult to Polo.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Yeah, okay, but I'll need more than a handshake after dinner.

I never disappoint.

Your limo driver, the one that looks like LL Cool J, could he join us? That would be HOT!

 

[starrkers]

He's right you know. Calling Freddie a dog is an insult to Polo.

Didn't call him a dog, called him a lapdog. There's a world of difference.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I never disappoint.

Your limo driver, the one that looks like LL Cool J, could he join us? That would be HOT!

Really? Are you serious?

Uhm, you know that he's, er, I mean, she's a lesbian, don't you?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

He's right you know. Calling Freddie a dog is an insult to Polo.

Thank you, safe bet...I think.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Didn't call him a dog, called him a lapdog. There's a world of difference.

Sorry, English is not my first language. I only write stories in English. I read in Alien.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Really? Are you serious?

Uhm, you know that he's, er, I mean, she's a lesbian, don't you?

You are so confused about this lesbian thing. He's not a lesbian. I gave him head after you passed out last time. Lesbians don't have dicks. You need to get that primary fact straight.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Didn't call him a dog, called him a lapdog. There's a world of difference.

I don't know Starr. I think that if you could ask the average dog they would be highly offended to be compared to the likes of Freddie.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You are so confused about this lesbian thing. He's not a lesbian. I gave him head after you passed out last time. Lesbians don't have dicks. You need to get that primary fact straight.

See, Freddie, I told you!

 

[starrkers]

I don't know Starr. I think that if you could ask the average dog they would be highly offended to be compared to the likes of Freddie.

They'd also be highly insulted to be compared with the average shih tzu or pomeranian. Those things aren't dogs; they're noisy yappy little shits with permanent hard ons that nip at your ankles and pee on the floor.

 

[Safe_Bet]

They'd also be highly insulted to be compared with the average shih tzu or pomeranian. Those things aren't dogs; they're noisy yappy little shits with permanent hard ons that nip at your ankles and pee on the floor.

You are completely right starr. I stand corrected.

"noisy yappy little shit with permanent hard-on that nips at your ankles and pees on the floor"

Yup. That sounds like him to me!
(one could challenge the hard-on part with Freddie, but why quibble)

P.S. You have fantastic thighs. It's too bad you're NOT a lesbian. Those suckers look yummy.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You are so confused about this lesbian thing. He's not a lesbian. I gave him head after you passed out last time. Lesbians don't have dicks. You need to get that primary fact straight.

My contention is, even if you have a dick, if you prefer women, you're lesbian. Therefore, I'm a lesbian.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You are completely right starr. I stand corrected.

"noisy yappy little shit with permanent hard-on that nips at your ankles and pees on the floor"

Yup. That sounds like him to me!
(one could challenge the hard-on part with Freddie, but why quibble)

P.S. You have fantastic thighs. It's too bad you're NOT a lesbian. Those suckers look yummy.

I'm lesbian and I have way better thighs than Starrkers.

 

[starrkers]

I'm lesbian and I have way better thighs than Starrkers.

You can only be a lesbian if you're dickless.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You can only be a lesbian if you're dickless.

Well...finally, I take that as a compliment. Thank you, thank you very much.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I have way better thighs than Starrkers.

I'll be the judge of that.