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[Stella_Omega]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.


Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.


Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

Although both are always very, very generous in sharing their opinions with the users of this forum.

Far too generous, perhaps.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm not too quick on the up take and it finally dawned on me why I'm not as liked as I should be on this web site.

Apparently and more so recently, I've noticed that there are many lesbian women on this site. Now, there is nothing wrong with being lesbian.

I am a lesbian. Yes, it's true. I love women. Never will you see me with a man, ever. I have only been with women and shall continue to be with women.

Now, all you lesbians who have not liked me, probably because you didn't know that I was a lesbian, too, can now like me.

Okay, ready go. You can like me, Freddie, my lesbian name.

Yes, I play the male role. I even dress like a guy. Matter of fact, if you ever saw me on the street, you'd never know that I was a lesbian. You'd think that I was a guy.

Scouries on the other hand is not a lesbian. He's a man, which is why all you lesbians hate him.

I hate him, too.

"I hate you, Scouries, you non-lesbian."

I love lesbians. I am a lesbian. There I said it. It's good to be out of the closet. Don't get me wrong, now. I'd never wear women's clothes. I'd just wear women around my neck is all.

Thank you all.

Now, I hope all you fellow lesbians will give my stories some votes to encourage the sisterhood of lesbianism.

"Go lesbians!"

Maybe, we should have a lesbian sports team or something with t-shirts and hats.

Do you guys play rugby? Softball?

 

[Stella_Omega]

You're a lesbian? Prove it;

Put your dick in a drawer, shut the drawer, and walk away from it.

And then I'll say;
Welcome, sistah!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You're a lesbian? Prove it;

Put your dick in a drawer, shut the drawer, and walk away from it.

And then I'll say;
Welcome, sistah!

Why would I do that? I'd have to be pretty dumb to do that. I like my dick.

I'll tell you what, though. When you shut your tits in a drawer, I'll shut my dick in a drawer.

Go ahead, you go first.

Besides, I am lesbian. Pardon me for being confused, but I thought the prerequisite to being lesbian was preferring women?

Well, that's me. I'm lesbian all the way.

What time is the parade?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh well, sorry. You do not pass go, you do not collect your lesbian card.

Lesbians are not allowed to have penises. It's in the rule book, on the very first page. It actually comes before the "preferring women" rule.

We are only allowed the kind made out of silicone, that don't feel anything. If my penis actually felt the hot, wet, inside of a woman's pussy-- I'd be a man.

So rejoice in your manhood, dude!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh well, sorry. You do not pass go, you do not collect your lesbian card.

Lesbians are not allowed to have penises. It's in the rule book, on the very first page. It actually comes before the "preferring women" rule.

We are only allowed the kind made out of silicone, that don't feel anything. If my penis actually felt the hot, wet, inside of a woman's pussy-- I'd be a man.

So rejoice in your manhood, dude!

Sorry, I should have checked the rule book first before I made my brash statement of being lesbian. Boy, do I feel dumb.

I'm gonna go buy Lesbianism for Dummies.

 

[sr71plt]

Put your dick in a drawer, shut the drawer, and walk away from it.

Would you be impressed if he could get two feet away from the drawer without having to stop?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Would you be impressed if he could get two feet away from the drawer without having to stop?

Sproi-oi-oi-oing!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Would you be impressed if he could get two feet away from the drawer without having to stop?

I'll be damned. You mean Freddie owns a 22" dick extender?

 

[scouries]

I received this note today:

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“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

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would like to congratulate​

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James R Scouries esq.

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on the occasion of his 1000th post on our bulletin boards.

It’s people like you dear sir who make it all worthwhile.

Love L+M ​

p.s. your royalty check for September looks like it’s going to be a big one!

I, james r scouries, would just like to take this opportunity to thank the ROYAL FAMILY for their kind words. It was their patience and nurturing that got me to where I am today.

In honor of this momentous occasion I’d like to provide for all you loyal readers links to some of my greatest stories.

Thanks all,

James R Scouries

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”Daddy”, I Whispered

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Allison’s Ankle

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”Ohhh Mommy”, I Groaned

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Nude Dancing

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My Sisters Milk

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Swimming With the Dolphins

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Two Pregnant Moms…

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Valentines Siblings

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[scouries]

you too freddie....

And I​

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James R Scouries esq.

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Would also like to congratulate

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Freddie

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For having achieved the same honor on the same day.

Congrats big guy!!!!!!

jim

 

[Safe_Bet]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.


Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

How's that Stella? Better?

 

[Guest]

Congratulation [size=+2]Freddie !!!![/size]

You’ll always be my favorite poster and poet….

…after the boss that is….

Love and kisses , your pal Gabby

p.s. I just wish you hadn’t brought all your lesbian friends around though…

 

[Safe_Bet]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.


Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

All Dolphins are Lesbians!​

 

[Guest]

QUOTE miss stella Some of the things he's said have made me want to vomit… He's talked about lesbian women wanting to have sex with him, for instance. It's so disrespectful, and a prime example of the reason many lesbians would sooner kill a man than sleep with him….

This is exactly what the boss was talking about in his previous post on the other thread miss omega. This is the AH land ma’am. But for some reason you repeatedly get sidetracked onto “women’s sexual politics” and you lose your coherence. We believe that many of these diatribes would be better kept for the Lesbian forum.

Quite frankly ma’am neither the boss nor any member of ScouriesWorld could care less who you sleep with. Whatever two (or more) consenting adults want to do together is up to them as far as the boss is concerned. Living on Miami Beach we see it every day. C’est la vie!

But for those who want to be cured (and there’s a lot of them around these days)? That’s another kettle of fish ma’am…

…my kind boss would never turn away someone really, really in need….

Gabrielle L.

 

[Safe_Bet]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.


Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

All Dolphins are Lesbians!​

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

And I​

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James R Scouries esq.

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Would also like to congratulate

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Freddie

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For having achieved the same honor on the same day.

Congrats big guy!!!!!!

jim

Thank you, only, I hope you still feel the same way about me after my poem, Gabby, My Love, Will You Marry Me, posts tomorrow or the next day.

By the way, I wanted to change my Literotica Guru to something more appropriate and Zeb Carter told me to go to profile and custom title settings. I can't find custom title settings. Can you or anyone else direct me?

Thanks and congratulations to you to on posting your 1,000th intelligent, informative, and creative post.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Would you be impressed if he could get two feet away from the drawer without having to stop?

Yeah, but, I know a guy...Tyrone.

He keeps a sock that runs down the leg of his pants. Gees, I don't know how a woman can take that without being split in two.

Granted the man is 6'9" and takes a size 16 shoe, but still. I wouldn't want to haul around that hose with me the rest of my life.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Congratulation [size=+2]Freddie !!!![/size]

You’ll always be my favorite poster and poet….

…after the boss that is….

Love and kisses , your pal Gabby

p.s. I just wish you hadn’t brought all your lesbian friends around though…

Sorry, I thought I was a lesbian. Stella set me straight. I feel better, though, knowing that I don't have to march in the gay and lesbian parade. My stripped orange and yellow tights are in the dry cleaner.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'll be damned. You mean Freddie owns a 22" dick extender?

Shouldn't you be marching somewhere while waving a flag...like off a short pier?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I received this note today:

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“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

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would like to congratulate​

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James R Scouries esq.

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on the occasion of his 1000th post on our bulletin boards.

It’s people like you dear sir who make it all worthwhile.

Love L+M ​

p.s. your royalty check for September looks like it’s going to be a big one!

I, james r scouries, would just like to take this opportunity to thank the ROYAL FAMILY for their kind words. It was their patience and nurturing that got me to where I am today.

In honor of this momentous occasion I’d like to provide for all you loyal readers links to some of my greatest stories.

Thanks all,

James R Scouries

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”Daddy”, I Whispered

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[size=+3]

Allison’s Ankle

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[size=+3]

”Ohhh Mommy”, I Groaned

​

[/size]

[size=+3]

Nude Dancing

​

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[size=+3]

My Sisters Milk

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[size=+3]

Swimming With the Dolphins

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Two Pregnant Moms…

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Valentines Siblings

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Can I borrow ten bucks 'til Friday? My bank closed its doors. But, they are still in there laughing at me.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.


Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

How's that Stella? Better?

You know, you need to be 18-years-old to be on this site. Does your mother know that you are skipping Junior High classes?

K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Really. I'd be embarrassed to be you. It's a safe bet that I'm embarrassed for you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.


Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

All Dolphins are Lesbians!​

Wait! Hold on!

If Dolphins can be lesbian, then I can, too.

I'm a lesbian, again. I feel so much better, now.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

By the way, I wanted to change my Literotica Guru to something more appropriate and Zeb Carter told me to go to profile and custom title settings. I can't find custom title settings. Can you or anyone else direct me?

Click "Private Messages" at the top of this screen.
Hit "Edit Profile."

Custom Title Settings is the 2nd thing on that page. You just type what you want in there and save the change.