Best/worst slang for male/female anatomy...

[grneyd]

hey all,
taking a poll here... favorite or least favorite words to call your or other... bits?

 

[niv78]

I dislike member.

 

[grneyd]

I agree niv. I dislike that one also

 

[fille]

The two I really hate are johnson and cunt.

 

[niv78]

The two I really hate are johnson and cunt.

But you like sexpot?

 

[fille]

But you like sexpot?

Hmmm, well it is not an anatomy reference.

According to Webster's Dictionary:

Pronunciation: \ˈseks-ˌpät\
Function: noun
Date: 1948
: a conspicuously sexy woman

 

[niv78]

My mistake, the only time i've ever seen/heard the word sexpot used was as an anatomy reference.

 

[RuneBlade]

I've never been a fan of tool, rod, or fuckstick. Well, Tool is awesome.

Also, gash.

And titties drives me up a wall. It's tits!

 

[brigid_fitch]

In Playgirl once, I came across the worst line ever in a porn story:

"He drilled his hot dog into her donut-hole of love."

I only WISH I were exaggerating.

 

[niv78]

*laughs* As horrid as that sounds I must say it is somewhat original.

 

[avvikande]

I've never been a fan of tool, rod, or fuckstick. Well, Tool is awesome.

Also, gash.

And titties drives me up a wall. It's tits!

/agree (as so often I do)... titties or boobies is an extreme hatred of mine. Makes me think of pedophiles and such.

Don't mind tool, fuckstick has it's moments, rod is horrid. Equally awful is dickie, birdie, dinky, jugs, and yes, gash.

Cunt... mmmm... love that word.

 

[niv78]

I have found that women either love or hate the word cunt.

 

[maxd924]

I think one of the funnier terms for a johnson is "one-eyed, purple-headed, yogurt-slinger"

 

[gridiron]

Great Varsity Blues reference..

For the male bits.. I personally dislike member, unit, dong, pole, any form of snake species (when it comes to describing male genitalia), love rocket, tube steak, sausage log, fleshy torpedo, veiny wand, pulsing pleasure sceptre, etc.

For the women bits.. I try not to use cunt (except when referring to a not-so-favorite ex of mine), but pecker-catcher has got to be my least favorite.

Everything else.. I pretty much love. Big fan of fuckstick and to steal a few from the Bloodhound Gang - quiver bone, pork steeple, nether rod, and dude piston. Cocksleeve, rod case, honeypot, muff, slit, vertical smile and pink taco also rate high when it comes to favorable descriptors for the bits on those of the female persuasion.

 

[AmishPantry]

my husband called my "bit" the nest. I thought that was cute because he talked about it in the company of others and they had no idea what he was talking about - - but I raised parakeets and finches, so they assumed he was talking about my hobby. He was, but not that hobby.