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[starrkers]

Bipolarity run rampant, perhaps? Or many two full, competing, unconnected heads, rather than just two faces.

I don't know about the bipolarity anymore. The manic writing fits, but the extreme paranoia doesn't quite.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

We all know you’re the brains, the instigator, the conniver. You just send the innocents out to be slaughtered on the LITEROTICA killing fields ma’am. Then you move in for the coup de grace.

Your paranoia stuns even me... and I've seen a lot of paranoia, considering what I do... you truly rival some sort of paranoid schizo... it's really quite amazing.

I could play into your fantasies or not, it wouldn't matter. You'd still spin your little webs. It's quite sad, really. I felt sorry for you before... but now? Wow. I REALLY feel sorry for you.

Poor Scouries. You really don't know any better, do you?

 

[Daniellekitten]

Your paranoia stuns even me... and I've seen a lot of paranoia, considering what I do... you truly rival some sort of paranoid schizo... it's really quite amazing.

I could play into your fantasies or not, it wouldn't matter. You'd still spin your little webs. It's quite sad, really. I felt sorry for you before... but now? Wow. I REALLY feel sorry for you.

Poor Scouries. You really don't know any better, do you?

That's one of the saddest things about this. When I first met Jim, he was respectful and actually funny. I don't know what happened to him. He was a very nice man and now...

 

[Guest]

QUOTE serena and I've seen a lot of paranoia, considering what I do

I’ll bet you have ma’am! A puppet mistress like you. Mind you I think it’s safe to guess that you caused 90% of it.

By the way, the boss looked for your story at the link you provided and neither he, Jacqui nor I could find it. A missing “Emperor” who’s missing his clothes???

QUOTE danikat I don't know what happened to him. He was a very nice man and now...

I don’t know why you continue to blame him miss kat! It wasn’t his fault you didn’t tell him you were a virgin. I mean you were thirty-four at the time. He just assumed… you could have said something… And anyway, from what I understand it was your sisters idea in the first place…

BTW dani, I'm not sure if you noticed or not but your signature line seems to be growing again...

And what the heck was going on last night? Some sort of homosexual holiday? A night out for our gay and Bi community? Isn’t there a separate forum for you people on LITEROTICA?

Look who posted here last night: danikat, sb, miss hick (sheri?) , ss, star, serena, freakenstein (sheila?) , robyn (sissysplit), princess E, mr. t, elianna…

And has anyone noticed all the “S” names? Safe-bet, sheri, star, Sheila, sissysplit, sweet and saucy, serena…

Could this have something to do with fan adoration of the boss? These S names nothing more than subconscious choices that reflect the need of you all to be part of the Scourian world?

I’ve even heard from Freddie that our Aussie friend has an “SW” tattooed on her delightful derriere.

Or is it because of sarahhh ? An homage to LITEROTICA’S greatest comment getter.

And my guess is that danikats first name is really sally. Princess E’s is probably susan. Elianna, the girl with the crazy character names could be anything but almost surely another “S” – maybe shaquanna or shanice.

And mr T ? It’s…no I better not say. OK, a hint: it’s six letters and of course starts with an “S” and ends in “D”.

And you miss hick, you should be ashamed of yourself! The boss, the kind man that he is, used his manual overdrive computer control and took you off the “mentally challenged” list after you promised not to post here any more. And yet, even though there are a half a million other threads you could post on, two days later you’re back with your bashing. It’s so disappointing.

And then, even while you attack the wonderful man who is my boss, you continue to send your orders in for more ScouriesWorld fan club merchandise.

And to you dear princess erin: the computer decides who is “mentally challenged” ma’am. And the weight of the poster is not part of the formula that decides the question. Instead, it’s the lightweight posts that usually decide the matter. I checked this a.m. and you’re still well into the safe zone. BTW is it snowing up there today? I called mom up this morning in Trois Rivieres (that’s 3 Rivers for you English speakers and no, it’s not in Pittsburgh) and she said they had a light dusting of the white stuff last night.

Hey, I’ve got an idea, maybe we should change the name of the list to “MAN-tally Challenged” for you girls…

Your friend Gabby

 

[Daniellekitten]

QUOTE serena and I've seen a lot of paranoia, considering what I do

I’ll bet you have ma’am! A puppet mistress like you. Mind you I think it’s safe to guess that you caused 90% of it.

By the way, the boss looked for your story at the link you provided and neither he, Jacqui nor I could find it. A missing “Emperor” who’s missing his clothes???

QUOTE danikat I don't know what happened to him. He was a very nice man and now...

I don’t know why you continue to blame him miss kat! It wasn’t his fault you didn’t tell him you were a virgin. I mean you were thirty-four at the time. He just assumed… you could have said something… And anyway, from what I understand it was your sisters idea in the first place…

BTW dani, I'm not sure if you noticed or not but your signature line seems to be growing again...

And what the heck was going on last night? Some sort of homosexual holiday? A night out for our gay and Bi community? Isn’t there a separate forum for you people on LITEROTICA?

Look who posted here last night: danikat, sb, miss hick (sheri?) , ss, star, serena, freakenstein (sheila?) , robyn (sissysplit), princess E, mr. t, elianna…

And has anyone noticed all the “S” names? Safe-bet, sheri, star, Sheila, sissysplit, sweet and saucy, serena…

Could this have something to do with fan adoration of the boss? These S names nothing more than subconscious choices that reflect the need of you all to be part of the Scourian world?

I’ve even heard from Freddie that our Aussie friend has an “SW” tattooed on her delightful derriere.

Or is it because of sarahhh ? An homage to LITEROTICA’S greatest comment getter.

And my guess is that danikats first name is really sally. Princess E’s is probably susan. Elianna, the girl with the crazy character names could be anything but almost surely another “S” – maybe shaquanna or shanice.

And mr T ? It’s…no I better not say. OK, a hint: it’s six letters and of course starts with an “S” and ends in “D”.

And you miss hick, you should be ashamed of yourself! The boss, the kind man that he is, used his manual overdrive computer control and took you off the “mentally challenged” list after you promised not to post here any more. And yet, even though there are a half a million other threads you could post on, two days later you’re back with your bashing. It’s so disappointing.

And then, even while you attack the wonderful man who is my boss, you continue to send your orders in for more ScouriesWorld fan club merchandise.

And to you dear princess erin: the computer decides who is “mentally challenged” ma’am. And the weight of the poster is not part of the formula that decides the question. Instead, it’s the lightweight posts that usually decide the matter. I checked this a.m. and you’re still well into the safe zone. BTW is it snowing up there today? I called mom up this morning in Trois Rivieres (that’s 3 Rivers for you English speakers and no, it’s not in Pittsburgh) and she said they had a light dusting of the white stuff last night.

Hey, I’ve got an idea, maybe we should change the name of the list to “MAN-tally Challenged” for you girls…

Your friend Gabby

Once more, my point is proven. He was once a nice man who has now become a delusional prick with no sense of tact or taste. My real first name is Wendy, you schmuck, which is why it's my pen name. And once more, I have never met you in person, or have any desire to. That's just...icky.

Oh and I'm letting it grow again just for you...my next novel comes out on the thirteenth of October, that book cover will be on my sigline next.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

By the way, the boss looked for your story at the link you provided and neither he, Jacqui nor I could find it. A missing “Emperor” who’s missing his clothes???

The story is in the anthology, brainiac.

 

[michchick98]

And you miss hick, you should be ashamed of yourself! The boss, the kind man that he is, used his manual overdrive computer control and took you off the “mentally challenged” list after you promised not to post here any more. And yet, even though there are a half a million other threads you could post on, two days later you’re back with your bashing. It’s so disappointing.

Aww, what's the matter, scouries, can't pull up your big girl panties and take it like a woman?

I was having a bad day the day I left, but I got over it. Deal with it. I'll keep calling you out on your bullshit...which is much, much different than bashing. Have a nice day.

And then, even while you attack the wonderful man who is my boss, you continue to send your orders in for more ScouriesWorld fan club merchandise.

Yeah, the only merchandise I buy is the toilet paper to wipe the shit off my ass. That's about all your stories are good for. I thought we discussed this already?

Your friend Gabby, the blow-up doll, fuck-toy and flotation device.

How sweet, you still admit your true self.

 

[sarahhh]

Listen to Sheri, she got everything right but Sarahhh. It's been proven that he is a man. One that still lives in his parents basement, writing his tripe in his stained boxers, while porn plays in the background.

Better than a lying conniving stalking fraud-perpetrating psycho-bitch with MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder) like your own self. But p-l-e-a-s-e don't do your drama queen hissy fit, threaten to pull all your stories, and blame it on me. Blame it on BFW again.

Hey Gabby, two questions for Jim. 1: What does he have planned for the Halloween Contest? 2. Will Ronnie Brown duplicate his performance against the hated Patriots? If so, when? I have him on my FF team, you know. Didn't play him last week, much to my chagrin. Can't play him this week since our beloved Dolphins have a bye, although I sure would have liked to since I have Willie Parker of the even more beloved Steelers too and he's out this week.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Better than a lying conniving stalking fraud-perpetrating psycho-bitch with MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder) like your own self. But p-l-e-a-s-e don't do your drama queen hissy fit, threaten to pull all your stories, and blame it on me. Blame it on BFW again.

Hey Gabby, two questions for Jim. 1: What does he have planned for the Halloween Contest? 2. Will Ronnie Brown duplicate his performance against the hated Patriots? If so, when? I have him on my FF team, you know. Didn't play him last week, much to my chagrin. Can't play him this week since our beloved Dolphins have a bye, although I sure would have liked to since I have Willie Parker of the even more beloved Steelers too and he's out this week.

You just wish I would so that you could move back up on the favorite's list again. Listen honey, get down on your knees, I'm sure some skank would be happy to let you blow them. Lying? doubt it. Conniving? occassionally. Stalking? Sorry, don't have the time. Fraud? Now that's a serious charge, prick, back it up or shut up.

I've been called worse by much better people, ones who actually know what sex they are. Grow up.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Better than a lying conniving stalking fraud-perpetrating psycho-bitch with MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder) like your own self. But p-l-e-a-s-e don't do your drama queen hissy fit, threaten to pull all your stories, and blame it on me. Blame it on BFW again.

Notice he didn't deny it...

 

[Daniellekitten]

Notice he didn't deny it...

So true...HE didn't.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Aww, what's the matter, scouries, can't pull up your big girl panties and take it like a woman?[...]

I guess Jane "Don't call me Jim Cuz I'm a Lesbian" Scouries and I need to confess the truth.

The reason you didn't hear from her for a few days was because she came out to Cali for a visit.

Here's a picture of Jane "shaking my hand" shortly after her arrival.

http://www.faphost.com/images/rse4meeeanb0iamzpbx7.jpg
(Cute tat, huh?)

Then we took her for a little drive

http://www.faphost.com/images/uqsatee1q7afg97wsq2r.jpg


Then she had something to eat

http://www.faphost.com/images/adr9iw41yuw8e17julj.jpg


Then a pic of me looking for my keys

http://www.faphost.com/images/0j7rya60gfclxbe0gpv5.jpg​

So please don't be too hard on Jane. I think now that she has had sex with a REAL person
(first time in 45 years - can you imagine!) she will finally be able to write a realistic story!

P.S. Even though she is now a dedicated Padre's and Charger fan,
she is STILL my little LOVE DOLPHIN!

 

[_scouries_]

QUOTE Safe_Bet I guess Jane "Don't call me Jim Cuz I'm a Lesbian" Scouries and I need to confess the truth.

The reason you didn't hear from her for a few days was because she came out to Cali for a visit.


You didn't tell me you were taking pictures you little scamp! Oh that's so hot! The memories!

I'm jane r scouries and I approve this message...

Your little LOVE DOLPHIN loves photo ops

 

[Guest]

An arm up the ass isn't quite the same thing as a cock in the bush...

QUOTE serena The story is in the anthology, brainiac.

Well you certainly don’t have to be so high and mighty miss!

And let me tell you miss know-it-all that if you didn’t have the boss’s goodwill you’d already have been demoted by our computer to the LIST.

And being so openly jealous of, and so spiteful towards sarahhh is so reflective of the real serena kittyn ! The evil one lurking behind the mask! I’m glad you’re not my mother…

As to your stupid story: I clicked on this eXcess thing two minutes ago and saw nothing that referred to the “Emperor”. I even clicked on your name and again found no reference to the “Emperor” or any anthology.

So what’s the name of this anthology and where do we find it? I don’t even know why the boss is giving you a second chance. He’s too nice sometimes…

And as to the filth that weird, mantally challenged, lesbian pervert is posting all I can say is: Honey all your pictures are missing is a penis. A penis of Scourian proportions! You just keep using your arm to stretch your little girlfriend ma’am, maybe one day you’ll get her wide enough for the boss. Unfortunately for you that’ll be the last day she’ll want you - ScouriesWorld delivers cures!


Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
Handler of the “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
V.P. lesbian deprogramming services…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I’m glad you’re not my mother…

Oh good Lord, so am I!

So what’s the name of this anthology and where do we find it?

Gave you the link already, go back and look for it if you're so interested.

 

[Safe_Bet]

QUOTE serena The story is in the anthology, brainiac.

Well you certainly don’t have to be so high and mighty miss!

And let me tell you miss know-it-all that if you didn’t have the boss’s goodwill you’d already have been demoted by our computer to the LIST.

And being so openly jealous of, and so spiteful towards sarahhh is so reflective of the real serena kittyn ! The evil one lurking behind the mask! I’m glad you’re not my mother…

As to your stupid story: I clicked on this eXcess thing two minutes ago and saw nothing that referred to the “Emperor”. I even clicked on your name and again found no reference to the “Emperor” or any anthology.

So what’s the name of this anthology and where do we find it? I don’t even know why the boss is giving you a second chance. He’s too nice sometimes…

And as to the filth that weird, mantally challenged, lesbian pervert is posting all I can say is: Honey all your pictures are missing is a penis. A penis of Scourian proportions! You just keep using your arm to stretch your little girlfriend ma’am, maybe one day you’ll get her wide enough for the boss. Unfortunately for you that’ll be the last day she’ll want you - ScouriesWorld delivers cures!


Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
Handler of the “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
V.P. lesbian deprogramming services…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

Oh Gabby sweetie - I'm so sorry that Jane "Jamb a Fist Up My Ass Too" Scouries didn't bring you to visit. The whole experience must have been very deflating for you.

But just because Jane "I Lick As Good As I Get" Scouries didn't bring you is no excuse for popping your cork! Actually, Missy, if you keep acting like that you just might find your ass for sale on eBay - FOR SALE: Very used blow up doll. Goes by the name Gabby the Inflatable Cum Bucket. Oh and that nasty made up title you gave yourself "V.P. lesbian deprogramming services" - get rid of that before Jane "Make Me Your Lesbian Love Slut" Scouries see it or you will be in big trouble!

Now if you apologize and are nice I will ask Jane "I Want to Be a Whore For The Chargers" Scouries to give you to Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He won't be able to use more than the first two inches of you, but it's better than eBay, honey. Think about it and get back to me.

Oh and tell Jane "I'm Glad That I Finally Admitted That I'm a Cunt" Scouries that she is STILL my hot little LOVE DOLPHIN!


P.S. Gabby, please ask Jane if she found my keys yet. thanks, doll.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Why don't we turn this thread into a Shameless Self-Promotion thread?

I mean, that holds true with the spirit of the thread, right?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Why don't we turn this thread into a Shameless Self-Promotion thread?

I mean, that holds true with the spirit of the thread, right?

What a great idea! You and all of the other writers could use it just like a personal web page - with big bright articles about your latest story, book or art show! That would be too cool!

I bet that you could have Gabby help too. I'm sure that Jane "Do Me With A Dildo" Scouries is going to fire her under-inflated little ass any day now, so she will need a job!

 

[sarahhh]

You just wish I would so that you could move back up on the favorite's list again. Listen honey, get down on your knees, I'm sure some skank would be happy to let you blow them. Lying? doubt it. Conniving? occassionally. Stalking? Sorry, don't have the time. Fraud? Now that's a serious charge, prick, back it up or shut up.

I've been called worse by much better people, ones who actually know what sex they are. Grow up.

No stalking? You never, for example, made up a phony ID and sent me a message pretending to be a big fan?

Fraud is a serious charge? Like, you could go to jail? I think I'll send scouries a copy of my "Institutionalizing the Mentally Challenged Literotican" (although I think "One Sick Fuck" is better terminology than "Mentally Challenged") white paper to see if he agrees it will make the FBI smile.

Well, where are your stories on the Favorites list? Favorite Author must be based on drama queen entertainment value as opposed to writing ability.

 

[Daniellekitten]

No stalking? You never, for example, made up a phony ID and sent me a message pretending to be a big fan?

Fraud is a serious charge? Like, you could go to jail? I think I'll send scouries a copy of my "Institutionalizing the Mentally Challenged Literotican" (although I think "One Sick Fuck" is better terminology than "Mentally Challenged") white paper to see if he agrees it will make the FBI smile.

Well, where are your stories on the Favorites list? Favorite Author must be based on drama queen entertainment value as opposed to writing ability.

Sarahhh, the only messages I've ever sent you has been in my own name. I couldn't care less about you, your work, your paranoia, yourmaleness. Go ahead, do what you want because then maybe everyone will see what a fraud and fucked up human you are. Enjoy!

Where are my stories you ask? Five publishers, twenty six different novels coming out within the next year and a half. Why should I leave my work sitting here on a free site when I can make money off of it. And I just heard from one of my publishers about wanting more of another manuscript, so that could soon be twenty-seven.

Quit being so jealous, Sarahhh. Some people can get by on talent, unlike you who has to give out fake pics, promise blowjobs you'll never give. If anyone is committing fraud, it's you. What do you think that girl is going to say when she finds out you're using her picture?

 

[Guest]

say ricky williams...

QUOTE sarahhh Hey Gabby, two questions for Jim. 1: What does he have planned for the Halloween Contest? 2. Will Ronnie Brown duplicate his performance against the hated Patriots? If so, when? I have him on my FF team, you know. Didn't play him last week, much to my chagrin. Can't play him this week since our beloved Dolphins have a bye, although I sure would have liked to since I have Willie Parker of the even more beloved Steelers too and he's out this week.

Hi love, the boss will be making a special HALLOWEEN contest announcement this weekend (sorry, that’s all I’m allowed to say).

Was it a miracle? And if so can it be duplicated? The boss, like all of us in Dolphin land, have no idea! But don’t forget Ricky W! They tried to say he was dirty but that boy doesn’t have a mean bone in his body. Mind you he’s got a very “big one” according to reports. And now he’s just starting to roll…

The boss doesn’t play FantasyFootball, instead he and his buddies play “NFL Cheerleader Scalps 2008”. The winner is the guy who’s “bush” whacked the most pubic pelts from official NFL cheerleaders during the regular season. The “proof” of said “bush” whacking must also be dyed in the colors of the team she was representing at the time.

It’s sorta like the SURVIVOR contest in that it too has an almost incomprehensible scoring system and it lasts the whole year.

For example, if you get a “Brianne” you get 10 bonus points. And only the first five cheerleaders from each team count except for your home team. Your first “redhead” scores double. An “Asian” bonus of 15 points accrues to those who provide proof of one. The first Patriot cheerleader pays 25 points due to the ugliness of that group. However, anyone who does two Patriots is disqualified…and on and on...


QUOTE miss hick Yeah, the only merchandise I buy is the toilet paper to wipe the shit off my ass.

C’mon be honest miss hick . You don’t use toilet paper you just let that pervert lesbian put her fist up your ass and pull all the shit out. What will you Lesbos get up to next?

QUOTE danikat I've been called skank by people who actually know what sex they are.

Huh? Did you really use the word “skank”?

Anyway, now that we’ve got you talking about S E X ma’am, maybe you can fill us in on what’s going on in your sex life.

Getting any?

Penis I mean…

And I don’t mean dream penises dani , I mean the real things. Those beautiful male organs that every girl wants to play… to feel slide deep inside herself… Happily subjugating herself to the superior male animal she so slavishly adores…

So dani , have you been big cocked lately?

Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
Handler of the “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
V.P. lesbian deprogramming services…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

p.s. I just checked the favorite stories list. Now I see miss sarahhh has lots on the list, even the #1 poem, buts where’s danikat?

 

[Daniellekitten]

You really need to get those rubber ears cleaned out as well get reinflated. You're becoming very stale girl.

 

[starrkers]

I've been called worse by much better people, ones who actually know what sex they are. Grow up.

QUOTE danikat I've been called skank by people who actually know what sex they are.

Huh? Did you really use the word “skank”?

Now he not only can't post as himself, he can't read what was written? Jim lad, I think an optometric review is in order.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Now he not only can't post as himself, he can't read what was written? Jim lad, I think an optometric review is in order.

Are you saying he needs to get his eyes checked?

 

[Guest]

QUOTE lady freakenstein Why don't we turn this thread into a Shameless Self-Promotion thread? I mean, that holds true with the spirit of the thread, right?

Hi Sheila. I just thought I’d let you know that I checked the computer rankings today and you were improving. In fact you’re getting very close to the “man-tally challenged” cut-off line.

The boss and I hate to see you so identified so we wonder if you could “smarten” up your posts just a little bit. I know that might be hard for you but maybe you could get some help. Maybe you could co-post with robyn . he thinks he’s smart. Or Freddie ! He’s definitely smart.

Or maybe you could post a poem. An ode to the boss. I’m sure your poems must be smarter than your normal posts.

And if that doesn’t work maybe you could post some original artwork. An oil painting of Mount Scouies perhaps! Rising phallic like from the arid, desert like AH plain, it’s cum covered summit gleaming in the summer sun.

And you could paint in all the adoring AH females who are scrambling to reach the top first… sex starved harridans who seek the scourian elixir that they need to restore their wizened bodies.

Or something like that… classy if you know what I mean…I’m sure that would get your ratings up.

Try to think outside the box for once. Your friend,

Gabby

is it tomorrow already down under? i must compliment the d-kat - i've never seen anyone referred to as a "skank" before. maybe i should read one of her stories... maybe that dog one... "Runt of the Clitter"...