The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[Saucy_Sage]

Well, you got scouries lil' summary. Now, I'll tell you what this thread really is.

Scouries, the ego maniac that he is, started this thread supposedly as a commentary. He uses this thread to create and post massive lists that seem to amuse him. He claims to be paid royalties, which is actually just monopoly money, and has an assistant named Gabby, his blow up doll.

BFW- probably the most prolific (not to be confused with "best") writer on Literotica. He is paranoid and will take anything you say as an insult. (I made the mistake of calling him "goal-oriented.")

Safe_Bet- our hot, raging lesbian

TxRad- likes to put Scouries in his place and make sure that others know that this is Scouries' land of make-believe.

I'll let the other's introduce themselves.

I'm Sheila. I spend most of my time in the Poetry Feedback & Discussion forum, but I step in here from time to time. Of course, when I leave, I then have to wipe BFW's & scouries' shit off the bottom of my shoe.

Thanks, Sheila. So I just thanked a blow up doll? Great. I did flip back a few pages at random. Is sarah with three h's different than sarah with two?

 

[Daniellekitten]

Thanks, Sheila. So I just thanked a blow up doll? Great. I did flip back a few pages at random. Is sarah with three h's different than sarah with two?

Most definitely. Sarahhh is a man who likes to write as a woman. She/he sends out naked pics of someone she calls herself to get perverted old men to leave comments on her lousily written pieces of fluff and promises them blow jobs if they buy her book.

Sarah with two h's is a respected member of the AH.

 

[Guest]

serena...serena...serena...

QUOTE SERENA yes, he did. What did you do, just pick my name out of a hat? …Scouries... you're a nut. *shaking head* LOL… who was really "for" or "against" you.

Oh you don’t create them miss serena, everyone at ScouriesWorld knows that.

We all know you’re the brains, the instigator, the conniver. You just send the innocents out to be slaughtered on the LITEROTICA killing fields ma’am. Then you move in for the coup de grace.

QUOTE serena All my best - honestly - and try to let things go more often. It makes life less stressful. Ya weirdo.

So the temptress lures just a second before she slides the cold blade between the boss’s ribs. Then, as the blood slowly trickles down from his mortally wounded body, you turn to robyn and say, “Always use the sneak attack boy wonder…they never know what hit them. And hopefully the other AH fools will blame sarahhh or my sister ".

“You evil bitch,” robyn answers even as his eyes light up in lust. “Fuck me… now… as poor scouries takes his last breadth,” he begs as he hands serena the strap-on.

So of course she mounts him!!!

Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
Handler of the “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[Daniellekitten]

Most definitely. Sarahhh is a man who likes to write as a woman. She/he sends out naked pics of someone she calls herself to get perverted old men to leave comments on her lousily written pieces of fluff and promises them blow jobs if they buy her book.

Sarah with two h's is a respected member of the AH.

Oh, and I should have introduced myself. My name is Danielle though I write under the pen name of WEndy Stone. I've been here for a few years and drop by this little time bomb every once in a while when Scouries says something my stomach won't let me pass up. It's nice to meet you and welcome to the AH!

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Oh, and I should have introduced myself. My name is Danielle though I write under the pen name of WEndy Stone. I've been here for a few years and drop by this little time bomb every once in a while when Scouries says something my stomach won't let me pass up. It's nice to meet you and welcome to the AH!

Thanks! Nice to meet you too!

 

[Daniellekitten]

Thanks! Nice to meet you too!

I hope next we meet it's in a much...cleaner atmosphere.

 

[Safe_Bet]

QUOTE SERENA yes, he did. What did you do, just pick my name out of a hat? …Scouries... you're a nut. *shaking head* LOL… who was really "for" or "against" you.

Oh you don’t create them miss serena, everyone at ScouriesWorld knows that.

We all know you’re the brains, the instigator, the conniver. You just send the innocents out to be slaughtered on the LITEROTICA killing fields ma’am. Then you move in for the coup de grace.

QUOTE serena All my best - honestly - and try to let things go more often. It makes life less stressful. Ya weirdo.

So the temptress lures just a second before she slides the cold blade between the boss’s ribs. Then, as the blood slowly trickles down from his mortally wounded body, you turn to robyn and say, “Always use the sneak attack boy wonder…they never know what hit them. And hopefully the other AH fools will blame sarahhh or my sister ".

“You evil bitch,” robyn answers even as his eyes light up in lust. “Fuck me… now… as poor scouries takes his last breadth,” he begs as he hands serena the strap-on.

So of course she mounts him!!!

Damn Jane! That is probably the best fiction you have ever written. I actually made it all the way through without falling asleep! This was SO much better than the crap you usually write!

(Jane Scouries you sexily little Love Dolphin - one of these days, Jane - you + me = Fist City, honey!)


P.S. Are the cramps and PMS better now that you're taking Midol?

 

[Saucy_Sage]

I hope next we meet it's in a much...cleaner atmosphere.

Which thread is that? All the non-toxic threads seem sort of boring.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[Safe_Bet]

You are so funny you know. And your AV's are very hot. I'm glad I helped you figure out what was wrong with BFW. I do like helping people you know.

Awww, thanks PrincessErin. You are too nice.



See Saucy_Sage, there ARE truely nice, wonderful people here. PrincessErin for sure, but LadyS, DannielleKitten, Starrkers, Michchick, SR71plt (when he's not mad at me ) and so many other GOOD writers.

BTW, the other threads aren't boring they are just uninteresting. "Boring" is what you get when you read one of BFW's stories.

(Jane "Don't Call Me Jim cuz I'm a Lesbian" Scouries you are still my little Love Dolphin!)

 

[michchick98]

Thanks, Sheila. So I just thanked a blow up doll? Great. I did flip back a few pages at random. Is sarah with three h's different than sarah with two?

I'm michchick98 or Sheri if you're nice to me. I'm second on the ever so ridiculous mentally challenged posters lists.

I'm there because I call scouries out on his bullshit and instead of owning up to his lies, he creates yet another list. Give it time, another of those stupid posts will show up after this one.

He claims to be a 'best-seller' on this site. He claims to make money writing for this site, but he's just like the rest of us. He doesn't make a dime from the stories he posts here. If he does get royalties, it's in the form of monopoly money.

Gabby is his 'lovely' assistant/fuck-toy/blow-up doll/flotation device. She's basically an alt of scouries and like him, full of hot air.

Sarahh is one of scouries' minions or a suspected alt of his also. She hates men, she hates women. She hates everyone but scouries and Freddie.

Anyone who doesn't agree with everything scouries says, anyone who makes fun of him, anyone who calls him out on his bullshit ends up on that mentally challenged list. Did you know he's a psychiatrist now too? Otherwise, how could he determine someone's mental health....anyway, this thread is for entertainment and nothing more. Take nothing seriously or you'll end up pulling your hair out or breaking your keyboard.

Oh yeah, he has his frilly lacy panties in a bunch right now because someone is 'impersonating' his name, which we were all unaware was copyrighted.

In closing, I'd just like to say, don't believe a word scouries or grand_high_poohbah or any of his alts says. You'll learn quickly which are his alts, too.

 

[starrkers]

Hi, I'm starrkers. I wander around here occasionally, to enjoy scouries' latest attempts at forum humour and am the current greatest punching bag for BOSTONFICTIONWRITER (I made the mistake of entering a contest with a reasonably readable effort, and it won. He has never forgiven me and takes every opportunity to bash me, my writing and my appearance. He also claims I'm bashing him but, as I'm sure you've already figured out, he claims everyone is bashing him, so that's hardly special).
BFW has previously had Daniellekitten on his most hated list and PrincessErin is currently vying with me for top spot.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Which thread is that? All the non-toxic threads seem sort of boring.

You're so right but sometimes you just need to take a step out and into something boring to let the swamp piss that is spread through this thread drain out. Listen to Sheri, she got everything right but Sarahhh. It's been proven that he is a man. One that still lives in his parents basement, writing his tripe in his stained boxers, while porn plays in the background.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Hi, I'm starrkers. I wander around here occasionally, to enjoy scouries' latest attempts at forum humour and am the current greatest punching bag for BOSTONFICTIONWRITER (I made the mistake of entering a contest with a reasonably readable effort, and it won. He has never forgiven me and takes every opportunity to bash me, my writing and my appearance. He also claims I'm bashing him but, as I'm sure you've already figured out, he claims everyone is bashing him, so that's hardly special).
BFW has previously had Daniellekitten on his most hated list and PrincessErin is currently vying with me for top spot.

But from where I'm sitting, you make a lovely punching bag, Star.

 

[TxRad]

I'll try and put this in sane speak for you, SS.

Is one of Scouries ALTS[/COLOR];28764337]Dear miss saucy sage, hi, I'm Gabby The Blowup Doll, welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld,

Here's the bosses intro from post one, it might explain what's going on:

The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

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…I’ve received thousands of requests from readers (all of which are in my mind only) on various topics over the last two years. After much musing on the subject I’ve decided to start this thread that I hope will offer my fans (None of which have ever set foot in this thread, By the way) some insight into both my stories and the Literotica site in general. At the same time I hope that what follows here will also turn out to be a gold mine of MISinformation for future generations of serious English Erotic Literature scholars.

On this thread I hope to (among other things):

* Reproduce reviews and critiques of my stories that have appeared here and elsewhere, Even if he has to make them up
* Give updates on worldwide sales and vote figures of my work, A sale is a view in his demented mind and he thinks Lit pays him royalties for each and every one. That's why he has all those ugly callouses on his fingers from click the button on all his stories
* Comment on important political questions of the day, Fluff his bloated ego
* Help improve this site by giving timely advice to Manu and Laurel, Who never seem to answer any of his PM's and only tolerate him because they believe in free speech even for idiots
* Publish my picks for winners of various Literotica contests, Which is never him because of the conspiracy in the AH that keeps him from winning. It has nothing to do with his crappy stories
* Discuss advanced sexual techniques, He practices with his blowup doll Gabby
* Share e-mails I’ve received from my fans, Even if he has to make them up
* Help fix the shambles that is the Contest system at Literotica, More whinning because he can't win with his crappy stpories
* Give advice to aspiring young authors, Luckily he's never got the chance to do this because we warn people
* Pose the hard questions we all have for our leaders, Why can't I win anything even though I cheat my ass off.
* Preview coming ‘Scouries’ stories, Yes he does do this but by now no one cares
* Analyze and do my best to solve issues that are perplexing Literotica authors, He's the only one perplexed, not to mention delusional

And of course finally, to provide background information on my stories. To take the reader behind the scenes, to give him or her an insight into the genesis of my plots and my characters. To give the reader the real story and talk about the real people who inspired and appeared in my greatest works. Again this has never happened because there has never been one of his fans on this thread.


PLEASE DO NOT POST REPLIES ON THIS THREAD This is what pissed people off in the first place when this thread was originally posted on the feedback thread.

I respectively ask readers of this thread to refrain from posting here. If you have something you want to say please start your own thread or post on one of the many thousands of threads on the various boards that are available – I would appreciate it if you please leave this one to yours truly. Sure he does. that way no one can dispute his lies and bullshit lists.


to be continued – jrs

One of the things you should know miss sage is that our "computer ho" as you so cleverly called him doesn't have as good a sense of humor as the boss or I do. The blowup doll is talking about a computer in the third person that is actually scouries. He can't even figure out how to use the quote button so how is he going to automate a computer?

Your best bet might be to just read and learn from the bosses words...

...in fact I suggest that you read the #1 story in LITEROTICA history: This is a total lie. Scouries has punched the view button so much he's worn out a dozen mice but is still #1 only in his mind.

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”Daddy”, I Whispered

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[/size] Just for fun, go ahead and try reading it. If you make it to the end of the first pager you have a castiron stomach.

thanks for visiting,

Gabrielle L. the Blowup Doll

 

[Guest]

It’s not often this happens so all of us at ScouriesWorld would just like to take a sec and congratulate Mr. G H Lawrence for this remarkable achievement. Only 36 times in its storied history has a LITEROTICA tale sold one million copies.

This is one the first stories that was published on the site, posted way back in 2001. Almost 8 years ago! Heck, I was too young to read dirty stuff like that in those days! Yikes, I was twelve… no beasts at all…

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1,000,803 SALES Built For One Thing Ch. 2 by G. H. Lawrence

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And what makes this an even more astounding feat is the fact that Chapter 1, if it ever existed, is no longer on the site. It must be good if a million people are willing to shell out big bucks for a chapter 2 without reading chapter 1.

Please G.H., if you’re still alive could you please post chapter 1.

Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
Handler of the “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[PrincessErin]

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[TxRad]

You can always tell when Scouries is lying, Gabby's lips are moving

G H Lawrence has a million views in 7 years. It's a great story.

How did your piece of crap reach that figure in three years? It sure wasn't from readers.

 

[sr71plt]

At least I can be the top of some list. I don't even get to be on the mentally deranged list here
BFW - Can you talk to your best friend and let him know how crazy I am so I can get on the list? I mean according to you I'm fat and crazy.

Your turrets are kinda cute, though.

 

[jomar]

How long do the newbies who stumble into this thread stick around?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Your turrets are kinda cute, though.

If you look around in back she's got a DAMN fine looking palisade too!

 

[Elianna]

Your turrets are kinda cute, though.

If you look around in back she's got a DAMN fine looking palisade too!

ROFLMAO!

I SO needed that tonight!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Saucy,
If you're a writer, there's still time to enter the Survivor contest.

 

[starrkers]

Warning - crazy Canadian fruitcake has just appeared. You know you go a few days either being quiet or actually normal and then all of a sudden everything becomes a big drama for you. It's so fun to read actually because we try to convince you otherwise but it will never work.

What's funny is we can anticipate your responses. We know exactly what you're going to say because you've already said it. I know that the response you will give me is that I'm fat and lazy and write crappy stories. You will then go on and say how I started shit with you, sending you PMs, and bombing your stories.

It's already been said. If you call this attacking you then great. If you call me voting your stories honestly bombing and bashing your stories, fine. You will never win so stop fucking whining. It wastes space on here and annoys most people.

Erin

Only...you are fucking fat and you did send me all those crazy fucking PM's, you insane fucking bitch and you did 1 bomb every one of my stories. Go fuck yourself.

This is a prime example of why whenever you have the gall to call another poster offensive, you're going to get a round of horselaughs.

But you gotta admit, sr, it's pure comedy gold right there.

 

[sr71plt]

But you gotta admit, sr, it's pure comedy gold right there.

Bipolarity run rampant, perhaps? Or many two full, competing, unconnected heads, rather than just two faces.