The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[Daniellekitten]

Has anyone noted how the biggest waste of space here started this and has mysteriously disappeared?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Warning - crazy Canadian fruitcake has just appeared. You know you go a few days either being quiet or actually normal and then all of a sudden everything becomes a big drama for you. It's so fun to read actually because we try to convince you otherwise but it will never work.

What's funny is we can anticipate your responses. We know exactly what you're going to say because you've already said it. I know that the response you will give me is that I'm fat and lazy and write crappy stories. You will then go on and say how I started shit with you, sending you PMs, and bombing your stories.

It's already been said. If you call this attacking you then great. If you call me voting your stories honestly bombing and bashing your stories, fine. You will never win so stop fucking whining. It wastes space on here and annoys most people.

Erin

Only...you are fucking fat and you did send me all those crazy fucking PM's, you insane fucking bitch and you did 1 bomb every one of my stories. Go fuck yourself.

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...] You know you go a few days either being quiet or actually normal and then all of a sudden everything becomes a big drama for you. [...]

My GOD, PrincessErin - you have just shown me the answer that has been right in front of me all the time:

Freddie is actually a chick and suffers from severe PMS!

Okay, Fredweena, your secret is out - go buy some Midol!​

​

Oh, and I almost forgot -

Dolphin's use Midol!​

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

My GOD, PrincessErin - you have just shown me the answer that has been right in front of me all the time:

Freddie is actually a chick and suffers from severe PMS!

Okay, Fredweena, your secret is out - go buy some Midol!​

​

Oh, and I almost forgot -

Dolphin's use Midol!​

Yes, you are right. Wow, you're just fucking amazing.

 

[krackheadkathy]

bfw.. what an agressive side.. what a turn on..hehe

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...]Yet, I can honestly say that I am innocent. [...]

This is my last post to you.

Yes, you are right. Wow, you're just fucking amazing.

Oh you evil Freddie impersonator you! I know that you aren't the REAL Freddie cuz he said that that was his last post to me and Freddie never lies.

So stop your terrible imitation of Freddie you fraud.

(BTW, I also know that you aren't Freddie because you didn't mention getting 1 bombed even once!)

 

[sr71plt]

Only...you are fucking fat and you did send me all those crazy fucking PM's, you insane fucking bitch and you did 1 bomb every one of my stories. Go fuck yourself.

This is a prime example of why whenever you have the gall to call another poster offensive, you're going to get a round of horselaughs.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Yes, you are right. Wow, you're just fucking amazing.

Thanks Freddie!

Like my new signature line?​

 

[michchick98]

Thanks Freddie!

Like my new signature line?​

Now that's funny!

 

[Guest]

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[Saucy_Sage]

This thread is a hoot. Rather than read all 179 earlier pages, though, can I get some sort of plot summary? Or at least a program, so I can figure out who the players are?

 

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[starrkers]

Thanks Freddie!

Like my new signature line?​

I love the sig, but if you get tired of it, here's a few more Freddie-isms to consider. They're by no means definitive, just a representative smattering.

you psycho bitch.

you fat, piece of shit.

the queen of mental illness, the emotionally disturbed one

you lying sack of shit

you fucking lunatic

you psycho freaken bitch

this other dyke bitch

Instead of sitting on your fat asses, perhaps, you be better suited to join a gym to work off some of your sexual frustration. It's been some time since any man has touched any of your obese bodies, huh? Is that why you turned to women?


And further, you have saggy breasts. You really need to stop showing those things. They're just as nasty as are you.

If it was me, I'd never, ever post a piece of shit story, such as that. I'd be embarrassed. Yet, hey, whatever floats your boat.

You are a moron.


I never liked the Swedes. They're sneaky. They're as arrogant as the Germans only they mask their contempt better beneath their flag of neutrality while they fatten their bank accounts with the money deposited by thieves and murderers, including the Nazis.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

ScouriesWorldComputer HO
Miami Beach, Florida

So maybe my last request was too much. How about if you just explain the difference between a regular ho and a "Computer Ho"?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Has anyone noted how the biggest waste of space here started this and has mysteriously disappeared?

Jennifer Nettles of Sugarland is my favorite. He new CD is great.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I love the sig, but if you get tired of it, here's a few more Freddie-isms to consider. They're by no means definitive, just a representative smattering.

I think she has a winner with the one she has now. It's way better than the one that you have.

I only hope she has it tattooed on her ass.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It's good to be the most quoted writer on this site. I love it.

Here's another one for you, Starrkers.

"You have fat thighs and saddlebags."

How's that one? Maybe, you could use that as your signature, Chubby.

 

[Guest]

Dear miss saucy sage, hi, I'm Gabby, welcome to ScouriesWorld,

Here's the bosses intro from post one, it might explain what's going on:

The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

…I’ve received thousands of requests from readers on various topics over the last two years. After much musing on the subject I’ve decided to start this thread that I hope will offer my fans some insight into both my stories and the Literotica site in general. At the same time I hope that what follows here will also turn out to be a gold mine of information for future generations of serious English Erotic Literature scholars.

On this thread I hope to (among other things):

* Reproduce reviews and critiques of my stories that have appeared here and elsewhere,
* Give updates on worldwide sales and vote figures of my work,
* Comment on important political questions of the day,
* Help improve this site by giving timely advice to Manu and Laurel,
* Publish my picks for winners of various Literotica contests,
* Discuss advanced sexual techniques,
* Share e-mails I’ve received from my fans,
* Help fix the shambles that is the Contest system at Literotica,
* Give advice to aspiring young authors,
* Pose the hard questions we all have for our leaders,
* Preview coming ‘Scouries’ stories,
* Analyze and do my best to solve issues that are perplexing Literotica authors,

And of course finally, to provide background information on my stories. To take the reader behind the scenes, to give him or her an insight into the genesis of my plots and my characters. To give the reader the real story and talk about the real people who inspired and appeared in my greatest works.


PLEASE DO NOT POST REPLIES ON THIS THREAD

I respectively ask readers of this thread to refrain from posting here. If you have something you want to say please start your own thread or post on one of the many thousands of threads on the various boards that are available – I would appreciate it if you please leave this one to yours truly.

to be continued – jrs

One of the things you should know miss sage is that our "computer ho" as you so cleverly called him doesn't have as good a sense of humor as the boss or I do.

Your best bet might be to just read and learn from the bosses words...

...in fact I suggest that you read the #1 story in LITEROTICA history:

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”Daddy”, I Whispered

​

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thanks for visiting,

Gabrielle L.

 

[starrkers]

It's good to be the most quoted writer on this site. I love it.

Here's another one for you, Starrkers.

"You have fat thighs and saddlebags."

How's that one? Maybe, you could use that as your signature, Chubby.

Maybe I should use that as my title Freddie. It'll sit well with the AV

 

[Daniellekitten]

Jennifer Nettles of Sugarland is my favorite. He new CD is great.

I love her music too. She's got such a mellow, sexy sound.

 

[Safe_Bet]

So maybe my last request was too much. How about if you just explain the difference between a regular ho and a "Computer Ho"?

It's really pretty simple:

Scouries = hemorrhoid (i.e., Useless pain in the ass)
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER = Mega hemorrhoid (with an anal fetish)
Gabby = Blow-up hemorrhoid (aka inflatable cum bucket)

Everyone Else = Preparation H

 

[Daniellekitten]

Dear miss saucy sage, hi, I'm Gabby, welcome to ScouriesWorld,

Here's the bosses intro from post one, it might explain what's going on:

The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

…I’ve received thousands of requests from readers on various topics over the last two years. After much musing on the subject I’ve decided to start this thread that I hope will offer my fans some insight into both my stories and the Literotica site in general. At the same time I hope that what follows here will also turn out to be a gold mine of information for future generations of serious English Erotic Literature scholars.

On this thread I hope to (among other things):

* Reproduce reviews and critiques of my stories that have appeared here and elsewhere,
* Give updates on worldwide sales and vote figures of my work,
* Comment on important political questions of the day,
* Help improve this site by giving timely advice to Manu and Laurel,
* Publish my picks for winners of various Literotica contests,
* Discuss advanced sexual techniques,
* Share e-mails I’ve received from my fans,
* Help fix the shambles that is the Contest system at Literotica,
* Give advice to aspiring young authors,
* Pose the hard questions we all have for our leaders,
* Preview coming ‘Scouries’ stories,
* Analyze and do my best to solve issues that are perplexing Literotica authors,

And of course finally, to provide background information on my stories. To take the reader behind the scenes, to give him or her an insight into the genesis of my plots and my characters. To give the reader the real story and talk about the real people who inspired and appeared in my greatest works.


PLEASE DO NOT POST REPLIES ON THIS THREAD

I respectively ask readers of this thread to refrain from posting here. If you have something you want to say please start your own thread or post on one of the many thousands of threads on the various boards that are available – I would appreciate it if you please leave this one to yours truly.

to be continued – jrs

One of the things you should know miss sage is that our "computer ho" as you so cleverly called him doesn't have as good a sense of humor as the boss or I do.

Your best bet might be to just read and learn from the bosses words...

...in fact I suggest that you read the #1 story in LITEROTICA history:

[size=+3]

”Daddy”, I Whispered

​

[/size]

thanks for visiting,

Gabrielle L.

If you can get through that sagaless piece of tripe, good luck to you...

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Dear miss saucy sage, hi, I'm Gabby, welcome to ScouriesWorld,

Here's the bosses intro from post one, it might explain what's going on:

The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

…I’ve received thousands of requests from readers on various topics over the last two years. After much musing on the subject I’ve decided to start this thread that I hope will offer my fans some insight into both my stories and the Literotica site in general. At the same time I hope that what follows here will also turn out to be a gold mine of information for future generations of serious English Erotic Literature scholars.

On this thread I hope to (among other things):

* Reproduce reviews and critiques of my stories that have appeared here and elsewhere,
* Give updates on worldwide sales and vote figures of my work,
* Comment on important political questions of the day,
* Help improve this site by giving timely advice to Manu and Laurel,
* Publish my picks for winners of various Literotica contests,
* Discuss advanced sexual techniques,
* Share e-mails I’ve received from my fans,
* Help fix the shambles that is the Contest system at Literotica,
* Give advice to aspiring young authors,
* Pose the hard questions we all have for our leaders,
* Preview coming ‘Scouries’ stories,
* Analyze and do my best to solve issues that are perplexing Literotica authors,

And of course finally, to provide background information on my stories. To take the reader behind the scenes, to give him or her an insight into the genesis of my plots and my characters. To give the reader the real story and talk about the real people who inspired and appeared in my greatest works.


PLEASE DO NOT POST REPLIES ON THIS THREAD

I respectively ask readers of this thread to refrain from posting here. If you have something you want to say please start your own thread or post on one of the many thousands of threads on the various boards that are available – I would appreciate it if you please leave this one to yours truly.

to be continued – jrs

One of the things you should know miss sage is that our "computer ho" as you so cleverly called him doesn't have as good a sense of humor as the boss or I do.

Your best bet might be to just read and learn from the bosses words...

...in fact I suggest that you read the #1 story in LITEROTICA history:

[size=+3]

”Daddy”, I Whispered

​

[/size]

thanks for visiting,

Gabrielle L.

Hi Gabby,

I didn't call cleverly call him that - he called himself that!

Apparently that "don't post here" thing hasn't worked out, huh?

I will take a look at the story, though. I've started an Incest serial myself!!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

This thread is a hoot. Rather than read all 179 earlier pages, though, can I get some sort of plot summary? Or at least a program, so I can figure out who the players are?

Well, you got scouries lil' summary. Now, I'll tell you what this thread really is.

Scouries, the ego maniac that he is, started this thread supposedly as a commentary. He uses this thread to create and post massive lists that seem to amuse him. He claims to be paid royalties, which is actually just monopoly money, and has an assistant named Gabby, his blow up doll.

BFW- probably the most prolific (not to be confused with "best") writer on Literotica. He is paranoid and will take anything you say as an insult. (I made the mistake of calling him "goal-oriented.")

Safe_Bet- our hot, raging lesbian

TxRad- likes to put Scouries in his place and make sure that others know that this is Scouries' land of make-believe.

I'll let the other's introduce themselves.

I'm Sheila. I spend most of my time in the Poetry Feedback & Discussion forum, but I step in here from time to time. Of course, when I leave, I then have to wipe BFW's & scouries' shit off the bottom of my shoe.