Call me(!)...

[mastermars]

...anything but bad names, that wouldn't be very nice.

But in the meantime, who wants to join my crusade/protest against bacon? Sure if enough awesome peoples get gathered 'round, we could totally end its reign of terror.

 

[PiraticalBunny]

All the bacon in the world couldn't save you now...

...coz it's a laser!!

((returns to hiding))

 

[mastermars]

Lasers are sexy. I want to have their babies.

 

[PiraticalBunny]

You can't steal a lasers baby

That's just unsociable

 

[Wings27]

And completely irrational, everyone knows that lasers don't have babies, they're sterile. (get it?)

 

[Wings27]

oh, oh, oh, I'll protest bacon, but can I also protest all other meat as well?

 

[RazingTrouble]

I would help but I didn't work my way to the top of the foodchain to eat weeds!
As "Terrible" Ted Nugent says... "You can't grill it until you kill it."

 

[Wings27]

I would help but I didn't work my way to the top of the foodchain to eat weeds!
As "Terrible" Ted Nugent says... "You can't grill it until you kill it."

Despite the Chris Farley quote on your profile, I'm not allowed to like you because you also quoted Ted Nugent. Hell.

 

[mastermars]

oh, oh, oh, I'll protest bacon, but can I also protest all other meat as well?

Most certainly can, and can be my vice something in this mission, as all meats world wide is asking for an early trip to the dumpster...and together, with an iron fist of doom, we'll get our way!

 

[PiraticalBunny]

What about quorn?

And other faux-meats?

 

[Wings27]

Well, faux-meats should be allowed, shouldn't they? I'm a big fan of the "veggie" products, and I can't bring myself to scorn them just because they resemble actual meat products.

 

[mastermars]

Argreed. Faux-meat products are perfectly allowed in our new real meat-less utopia.

 

[RuneBlade]

Mmmm, Pennsylvania scrapple.

 

[Wings27]

Mmmm, Pennsylvania scrapple.

Ack, down with you!