Tightest Pussy Ever.

[Lancecastor]

Describe the tightest pussy you've ever had the pleasure of skewering.

In my case, I have a friend whose spasms are so intense that she squirts my cock out if I'm not hanging on reallly hard...I've never encuntered anything like it.

 

[DéjàNu]

I never encuntered a pussy like this

must be an urban legend

 

[Lancecastor]

No, seriously...when I spread her labia and spank it, you can see the convulsions when she cums.

Super Kegel!

 

[Marxist]

Super tight pussy is overrated and uncomfortable and eventually needs a rest.

Give me a girl with a monster clit any day.

 

[Lancecastor]

Super tight pussy is overrated and uncomfortable and eventually needs a rest.

Give me a girl with a monster clit any day.

I don't mean supertight all the time...but when she cums it's just amazing.

I fractured my thumb in there once.

 

[glamorilla]

next time order the latex model.

 

[Lancecastor]

next time order the latex model.

Seriously, a hairline fracture in my thumb....surely much tighter than the poopchutes you frequent.

Would a superclenching vag turn you straight I wonder?

 

[Skunk_Pussy]

Look, I iz reech. I shine me 2 teet dem becor I haz all de monies in da world innit?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2036/2366781519_6900b63bf9_o.jpg

Ahh, ahh, ju cant be reech lack me.

 

[Mike_Yates]

This girl has the tightest pussy ever. I don't think it's been used even once.

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/MandyMoore_CR/MandyMoore_cr_SaraDeBoer_400.jpg

 

[TANG GOD]

she was 8 and i was 10.

 

[Luk]

This girl has the tightest pussy ever. I don't think it's been used even once.

Yep. But she likes it when I ass rape her. She's a gaper.

 

[honeylick]

I don't mean supertight all the time...but when she cums it's just amazing.

I fractured my thumb in there once.

Next you'll break your hip while fucking... More calcium, old man

 

[Luk]

Next you'll break your hip while fucking... More calcium, old man

heh, I dislocated my hip in my early 20's banging a girl doggie-style.

(you cunt)

 

[Lancecastor]

Next you'll break your hip while fucking... More calcium, old man

Do your Kegels, floppy.

 

[Garnate]

heh, I dislocated my hip in my early 20's banging a girl doggie.

Didn't know you were into beastiality.

 

[LaLaLilly]

Didn't know you were into beastiality.

Don't think that is what he meant is it?

 

[Garnate]

Don't think that is what he meant is it?

LMAO

Nah, but this way is funnier. And by funnier I mean completely unacceptable.

 

[honeylick]

Do your Kegels, floppy.

Everyday, lanciepants.

 

[Harbinger]

I knew a girl in High School whose pussy was so tight she could sharpen a pencil.

 

[Dreamliner]

I find just after I have sewn a woman up after she has given birth........oh man..she is soo tight then. The nurses sometimes get a bit disgusted with me...but hey.....you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[Mansa Musa]

I couldn't fit.

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://www.humorek.com/obrazki/2007-01-10-sroda/kitty-stuck-in-jar.jpg

 

[kotori]

Describe the tightest pussy you've ever had the pleasure of skewering...

Some asshole.

 

[HoHoBomb]

Describe the tightest pussy you've ever had the pleasure of skewering.

In my case, I have a friend whose spasms are so intense that she squirts my cock out if I'm not hanging on reallly hard...I've never encuntered anything like it.

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