The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[starrkers]

Whoooooo! Starrkers - WAY hot Av!

Thanks, just wanted to show what a 30-gallon arse looks like in context

 

[Daniellekitten]

Starr, I love the sigline now.

 

[starrkers]

Starr, I love the sigline now.

I try.
When given such great material, how could I lose?

 

[Elianna]

all of us at [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size]​

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E l i a n n a

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to

"the SCOURIES reader… for both fans and serious scholars…” Thread​

I'm flattered... really... I think.

Now this is more like it! Snagging the type of person who can bring a little class to the thread. The type we’re looking for. Stylish yet hip. Female but young female. Intelligent. Brilliant. Whose wit and quirky outlook on life can help us all forget the freaks and hicks and texans and pussies who’ve conspired to try to bring this wonderful thread down to their intellectual level.

For the first part, I thank you. However, having learned a difficult lesson about the way we should treat people, I must object to any name-calling. Really, Scouries. It's hurtful and mean. I would appreciate that any further comments about me be devoid of such callous and catty words. Really. I would have thought better of a guru such as you. I happen to like all those people you have so unkindly named.

An author rocketing up the LITEROTICA ranks. A real cumer! She’s a breath of fresh air. She’s one of those rookies already threatening to join the Fab Five. In fact this beauty (yes, our non-human spies report she is good looking and likes penis) already has written 10 of the top 13 NH stories of all time. And she’s not doing this 10 votes at a time like most NHers, this little naked angel is on her way to the 1000+ VOTE CLUB!

I really don't care about that kind of stuff. I like to write. I like it that other people can enjoy what I write. Period.

There have been rumors swirling around this phenom – rumors that tie her to some of the biggest kittens on the site. Are they true? Probably! But don’t worry – pussy or not this young lady delivers better bites to the neck than any other LITEROTICAN.

It's amazing how you can be tied to people when you are nice to them. This site has been a wonderful place for me. The people here are unique and fun. I've made many friends. Thanks for the reference to my work, though.

It’ll be a pleasure to teach and mentor this raw talent and bring her along so she too can experience the [size=+2]scourian[/size] heights.

Praise the Lord!

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins like Vampires….[/size]

p.s. in our first scourian- elianna lesson I instructed our young wonder on how one should name characters – for example using the names Keiran, Darian, Elianna, Kaira, Cael, Moiree, Elise, Kaiden and LeGaulle all in the same scene is not recommended.

Actually someone else mentioned the Kieran and Kaiden thing in a PM. They're absolutely correct. I'll change it when I rewrite the thing.

She apparently got some of these weird names from another famous LITEROTICAN (no I’m not saying who). She knows better now - in her next story she’s promised more American sounding names and to totally forget about using any name the starts with “K”.

Of all the things you've said, Scouries, this is the one thing that I find disturbing. Someone once suggested that I was also another talented writer on this site using an alt. Let me assure you. I am me. My stories are mine. My names come from baby sites and from my studies of languages. If they are from other stories, I am sorry and it was not intentional. I do not believe in plagiarism, and I would never do that to anyone. If you really knew me, you would know that is NOT the way I work.

“Jim” just might be the name of her next leading man! Or so she hinted….

Sorry, but no. But JAMES was a bad guy in the last story.

Thanks for all the attention, Scouries... uh... I think. I hope this clears things up for everyone else.

-E

 

[Safe_Bet]

Thanks, just wanted to show what a 30-gallon arse looks like in context

Now I understand why you think starrkers has a 30 gallon ass, Freddie!

That's what comes from you telling yourself that your itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie is six inches long. Your entire sense of perspective is shot to hell, dude!

Now stop drooling! That's as close as you'll ever get to a body that hot!

 

[Daniellekitten]

I'm flattered... really... I think.



For the first part, I thank you. However, having learned a difficult lesson about the way we should treat people, I must object to any name-calling. Really, Scouries. It's hurtful and mean. I would appreciate that any further comments about me be devoid of such callous and catty words. Really. I would have thought better of a guru such as you. I happen to like all those people you have so unkindly named.



I really don't care about that kind of stuff. I like to write. I like it that other people can enjoy what I write. Period.



It's amazing how you can be tied to people when you are nice to them. This site has been a wonderful place for me. The people here are unique and fun. I've made many friends. Thanks for the reference to my work, though.







Actually someone else mentioned the Kieran and Kaiden thing in a PM. They're absolutely correct. I'll change it when I rewrite the thing.



Of all the things you've said, Scouries, this is the one thing that I find disturbing. Someone once suggested that I was also another talented writer on this site using an alt. Let me assure you. I am me. My stories are mine. My names come from baby sites and from my studies of languages. If they are from other stories, I am sorry and it was not intentional. I do not believe in plagiarism, and I would never do that to anyone. If you really knew me, you would know that is NOT the way I work.




Sorry, but no. But JAMES was a bad guy in the last story.

Thanks for all the attention, Scouries... uh... I think. I hope this clears things up for everyone else.

-E

Very nicely put, Elianna. I'm not sure if Jimbo will understand it though. He doesn't do nice very well.

 

[Elianna]

Very nicely put, Elianna. I'm not sure if Jimbo will understand it though. He doesn't do nice very well.

LOL .

I'll forever be a teacher.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

2XL? Can you say "fat ass"? I knew you could! Good boy!

(BTW Freddie, your Mom wants you to do something about your weight. At least that's what I think she said. That naughty girl is SO hard to understand when she tries to talk while her tongue buried in me!)

Can you say "muscles"?

I'm broad shoulder and have a big chest from having lifted weights since I was a kid.

Fat? Hardly. I still have a 33" waist that I had when I got married. If you met me in person, you'd never call me fat.

Besides, you just insulted half the population on this site. Why is appearance so important to you? I'm not fat, but if I were how awful it would be to have you for a friend.

I know for a fact that PiE is small and rotund. How do you think your ignorant comment makes her feel?

People are more than just their outside appearance. I'd rather know an overweight person than know someone who is as ignorant as the comment you just made, even if you meant it in jest. You're just nasty.

 

[starrkers]

Can you say "muscles"?

I'm broad shoulder and have a big chest from having lifted weights since I was a kid.

Fat? Hardly. I still have a 33" waist that I had when I got married. If you met me in person, you'd never call me fat.

Besides, you just insulted half the population on this site. Why is appearance so important to you? I'm not fat, but if I were how awful it would be to have you for a friend.

I know for a fact that PiE is small and rotund. How do you think your ignorant comment makes her feel?

People are more than just their outside appearance. I'd rather know an overweight person than know someone who is as ignorant as the comment you just made, even if you meant it in jest. You're just nasty.

And you're such a nice boy

 

[scouries]

class...classsss...classssssss...

Dear Miss(?) Elianna ,

You see – I was right! CLASS…you are pure CLASS!

If we can just draw a few more people like you and sarahhh and Freddie we’ll truly be the intellectual beacon for this world. I think I may send your magnificent words out to all these posers who post here without thinking, posers who don’t understand what a magnificent opportunity to learn I offer them.

quote miss e I would have thought better of a guru such as you.

I’m sorry but you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs ma’am. These people you talk about aren’t that bad – it’s just they operate on a lower plane than such as we. “GURU” – yes that’s a good description of me ma’am. Of my role here.

quote miss e I really don't care about that kind of stuff

Wait til you attend your first 1000+ CLUB meeting ma’am. A chance to rub shoulders with the greats… it can be intoxicating… you’ll understand the term [size=+2]the scourian heights[/size] that day I promise you…

quote miss e Actually someone else mentioned the Kieran and Kaiden thing in a PM. They're absolutely correct.

So that means I’m absolutely correct too, right?

quote miss e … this is the one thing that I find disturbing. Someone once suggested that I was also another talented writer on this site using an alt. Let me assure you. I am me. My stories are mine. If they are from other stories, I am sorry and it was not intentional. I do not believe in plagiarism, and I would never do that to anyone. If you really knew me, you would know that is NOT the way I work.

I would never accuse someone of you ilk of plagiarism. I in fact had heard the same rumors as you – that you were someone else just using an ALT. Numerous e-mails and PMs reached me to that effect. Nothing wrong with that if it was true. The similar style of names (not the same names) between the two of you simply helped feed the rumors. But on closer examination I quickly recognized you were a cut above, that those who believed you the other were definitely mistaken.

I’m very glad you’re you! The other pretend you is very weird and not really up to our scourian standards. She’ll never be a 1000+ VOTE club member!

quote miss e I'll forever be a teacher…

As will I dear lady. It’s our duty to pass on our vast knowledge … to mentor the promising young… to serve as examples for others…

Well, goodnight ma’am, nice meeting you, visit anytime. I’d stay longer but I have to get back to my next best seller. My public impatiently awaits…

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins were happy you used dolphin names in your stories…[/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

2XL? Can you say "fat ass"? I knew you could! Good boy!

(BTW Freddie, your Mom wants you to do something about your weight. At least that's what I think she said. That naughty girl is SO hard to understand when she tries to talk while her tongue buried in me!)

Can you say "muscles"?

I'm broad shoulder and have a big chest from having lifted weights since I was a kid.

Fat? Hardly. I still have a 33" waist that I had when I got married. If you met me in person, you'd never call me fat.

Besides, you just insulted half the population on this site. Why is appearance so important to you? I'm not fat, but if I were how awful it would be to have you for a friend.

I know for a fact that PiE is small and rotund. How do you think your ignorant comment makes her feel?

People are more than just their outside appearance. I'd rather know an overweight person than know someone who is as ignorant as the comment you just made, even if you meant it in jest. You're just nasty.

Damn! Someplace in that *spew* you actually made a good point. Wow! I'm thunderstruck!

You are absolutely correct about the inappropriate nature of my comments. I could give a flying fig about you, but those other people are nice and I would feel badly if I had hurt their feelings.

If I offended anyone with my comments here, I apologize. I should have been more considerate of other peoples feeling. I'm sorry.

In the future, I will limit myself to only referring to Freddie's "Fat Head" and not his ass.


P.S. YOUR comment about starrkers 30 gallon panties would seem to fall into the same category there Fred-inator.

So, Fredrick, how about YOUR apology next?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Why thank you, PrincessErin. You are one of my favorite writers (along with LadyS and DK!)

Aw... thank you, SB. I've been busy with school. I hadn't checked this comic relief thread in the past couple days or I would have thanked you sooner.

Just don't judge the AH based on the idiocy of this thread.

 

[Daniellekitten]

LOL .

I'll forever be a teacher.
__________________

See, even though you said what you said, he still didn't understand it.

I hope you don't change their names. I like them both the way they are. So when do we get to see the first chapter of the sequel...

 

[Safe_Bet]

Aw... thank you, SB. I've been busy with school. I hadn't checked this comic relief thread in the past couple days or I would have thanked you sooner.

Just don't judge the AH based on the idiocy of this thread.

Thanks LadyS. Don't worry. I don't judge the AH based upon the "Dumb-ass Duo."

They just provide contrast to the kindness and talent of everyone else here. That would be like not enjoying my filet migon because of a couple of cow patties named Frudruck and Jammie.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

You better watch out, SB, or you're going to end up with me on Scouries' alt's list of Mentally-challenged Posters. You're scared, aren't ya?

I have to say that I'm a little disappointed though..
I was warned that there would be an automated disclosure as to my presence on his illustrious list after each of my posts. I wonder why that hasn't happened.

 

[Safe_Bet]

You better watch out, SB, or you're going to end up with me on Scouries' alt's list of Mentally-challenged Posters. You're scared, aren't ya?

I have to say that I'm a little disappointed though..
I was warned that there would be an automated disclosure as to my presence on his illustrious list after each of my posts. I wonder why that hasn't happened.

Scaurie's probably stayed up late worrying about Froddie taking over his imaginary kingdom. Seems like Dumbo has a big ass yellow streak running up his back and BigFuckingKlown is about ready to take his lunch money away. I figure Scouries will be used to it though. He seems like the kind of weak ass punk that got beat up a lot when he was a kid.

I’m pretty sure that the Fredster is going to crush Scouries like a bug. He’s a weightlifter you know. Course he needs to be - just to lift that fat fucking head of his.

Actually I should say “Her” for Scouries. I’m pretty sure “She” is really the alt for a lesbian chick and she is making me SO HOT! I can’t wait to drive her with my strap-on and slap the hell out of her cute little butt.

 

[Guest]

you're really straight ma'am...

Dear miss lesbo mom :caning:, my name is Gabby and I’d just like to say that you, who started out so well, are starting to sound as tired and trite as the rest of these elderly groupies who hang around the boss’s wonderful thread.

It sounded like you had it all: perverted sex…California lifestyle… sun…sand… babies… poetry… good pics…

Another eight inches or so and you would have had it all (this also applies to your latest AV by the way).

So what’s happened ma’am? Did you forget your meds yesterday? Where’s the fun, hip, edgy, sardonic quipster we were growing to love?

“fat fucking head”? “BigFuckinKlown”? “Dumbo”? “Big ass yellow streak”? “weak ass punk”? “Dumb-ass Duo”? “kiss BFW's ass”?

And what’s with this anal fixation anyway? Is that what turned you gay? Some good looking young punk pumping prick into your posterior? Anally gang banged on the mean streets of East LA by a band of Crips?

Raped
worth nothing
thrown out like trash

Sometimes things like that happen. It’s too bad but that doesn’t make you gay ma’am. It just means you haven’t met the right man yet. He’ll come…

Now square pegs fit perfectly;
two frog princesses frolicking in the pond.

The hell with the square princess in the fucking pond! It’s time for you to find a Prince with a nice long, fat round peg. They can fit pretty well if you let them. Lie back, close your eyes, spread your knees wide, open yourself, imagine the boss hovering above you, naked, tumescent, needy… feel your sex open in welcome, let those first small tremors grow as the magnificent cockhead pushes at your gate… let him put the seed of the next generation deep inside you…

Okay? Lesbo Mom? Are you there? Calling miss lesbo…. miss lessssboooooooooooo…

Gabrielle L.

 

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[Safe_Bet]

Dear miss lesbo mom :caning:, my name is Gabby and I’d just like to say that you, who started out so well, are starting to sound as tired and trite as the rest of these elderly groupies who hang around the boss’s wonderful thread.

It sounded like you had it all: perverted sex…California lifestyle… sun…sand… babies… poetry… good pics…

Another eight inches or so and you would have had it all (this also applies to your latest AV by the way).

So what’s happened ma’am? Did you forget your meds yesterday? Where’s the fun, hip, edgy, sardonic quipster we were growing to love?

“fat fucking head”? “BigFuckinKlown”? “Dumbo”? “Big ass yellow streak”? “weak ass punk”? “Dumb-ass Duo”? “kiss BFW's ass”?

And what’s with this anal fixation anyway? Is that what turned you gay? Some good looking young punk pumping prick into your posterior? Anally gang banged on the mean streets of East LA by a band of Crips?

Raped
worth nothing
thrown out like trash

Sometimes things like that happen. It’s too bad but that doesn’t make you gay ma’am. It just means you haven’t met the right man yet. He’ll come…

Now square pegs fit perfectly;
two frog princesses frolicking in the pond.

The hell with the square princess in the fucking pond! It’s time for you to find a Prince with a nice long, fat round peg. They can fit pretty well if you let them. Lie back, close your eyes, spread your knees wide, open yourself, imagine the boss hovering above you, naked, tumescent, needy… feel your sex open in welcome, let those first small tremors grow as the magnificent cockhead pushes at your gate… let him put the seed of the next generation deep inside you…

Okay? Lesbo Mom? Are you there? Calling miss lesbo…. miss lessssboooooooooooo…

Gabrielle L.

First of all, thanks for reading my poetry Jinnie. It must have turned you on because you had to use your "right hand gal" to post - left hand busy playing with yourself?

BTW "right hand gal," it's not so easy for some of us. When REAL people get "the seed of the next generation" on us we need to douche. You just need to get thrown into the washer or do a quick "hand washing" with Janbo's "left hand gal". Course that's dependent if you are the inflatable "Gabby" or the Gabby attached to Jane’s right wrist.

Just funning with you sweetie.

I know that you really are the alt of a uber hot lesbian chick. God you turn me on! I want to fist you in the worse way my sweet little Judy! I bet you can part you hair with your tongue - that is going to feel SO good. God, Jane-bo (or is it Jane-boi) you make me HOT!

 

[scouries]

chapter....

[size=+2]Fredderick ![/size]

I read chapter 18 today [size=+2]Freddie [/size]. Well written as usual and all that. I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size]. BUT…

…I’m afraid you’re not going to get many 5’s from Republican readers for this chapter. In fact my guess is that you’ve lost our Republican brothers for the foreseeable future.

Which is a shame! You sorta throw away half the American reading public to make some point you coulda made in one of these interminable POLITICAL threads that are surrounding us these days. Or you coulda spouted off this political stuff at your next family barbeque without losing any readers.

Remember [size=+2]Fred [/size], Republicans are people too. Or so I’ve heard.

Characters in stories should have political views, should have thoughts and histories, hopes and despairs. But this sounded a little too much like a CNN or FOX rant.

Besides, it also got us off track in the story again. Just when it was getting interesting. Back to the sex and murders man.

And remember, when John and Sarah are elected co-Presidents, they might emulate Mr Nixon and they might just create their own enemies list. I’d hate to see Feds slinking through your Boston neighborhood looking for dirt on one of LITEROTICA’S finest. You’d be a sitting target in that bright White and Green leather LITEROTICA jacket. Fuck your names on the back of it!

My advice: Less politics and more murders and sex in future. I liked the going to funerals to pick up widows idea. Maybe you can expand on that. But it’s your story man – do what you like…

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Boston Halloween Massacre Ch. 18

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I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins never marry and never vote Republican…[/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...] [size=+3]Dolphins are all Republicans and belong to the Log Cabin Club!…[/size]

Ah! The true shines through!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Lesbian Solidarity!

I owe you a big apology Scouries. Where was my Sapphic Sister Solidarity! Shame on me for letting a fellow lesbian demean herself to a whiny little pup like Freddie.

Stand up and be proud girl! You are WOMAN hear you roar! You don't need to grovel in front of Freddie anymore - Your Sista's got your back, hun!

You don't have to hide behind that cute little "Gabby" alt either - be who you really are!

Come on sing it with me, "I'm here, I'm queer, and I do not have to fear!" Yeah that's it, babe! Sing it loud; sing it proud!

So bring it, Freddie! Me and my lesbian sister are ready for you!



P.S. God, Scouries I bet you are hot looking aren’t ya? Mmm, Mmm, Mmm! Can’t wait to get a taste of Southern Fried Chickie and for you to get a taste of me!

 

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Post #4288 was addressed to BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, so unless you are him, shut the fuck up.

Post #4291 was addressed to DANIELLEKITTEN, so unless you are her, shut the fuck up.

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Post #4323 was addressed to DANIELLEKITTEN, so unless you are her, shut the fuck up.

Not a single of those posts mentioned were addressed to you, sarah or Gabby, so leave me the fuck alone asshole. I don't care how great you think you are. You're no better than anyone else, you're actually less of a human than most because you seem to get great satisfaction in making other people feel like shit.

I'm about tired of the idiocy here, scouries. Simple LEGITIMATE questions go unanswered and the people asking them are placed on yet another of your pathetic lists. You call us mentally challgened. What would you call yourself?

You're a fucking attention hound and nothing more. If everyone here is not bowing down to you, you call them names, berate them and generally make them feel like shit. But, if someone calls you names or calls you out on your bullshit, that's a different issue entirely, isn't it you piece of shit?

Your parents must be so proud to have such a fine upstanding man for their son. Do you call them names and tell them they're mentally challenged when they ask you legitimate questions, too? Probably so.

I normally don't let things people say about me get to me, but I just can't sit here and watch you rip me and my friends apart then tell anyone who rips you or your friends apart that they're mentally challenged.

FUCK YOU and your pathetic thread, scouries. FUCK the Author's Hangout too, I'm done with this shit.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

If everyone here is not bowing down to you, you call them names, berate them and generally make them feel like shit.

You give him too much credit. Nothing he says could make me feel like shit.

I normally don't let things people say about me get to me, but I just can't sit here and watch you rip me and my friends apart then tell anyone who rips you or your friends apart that they're mentally challenged.

FUCK YOU and your pathetic thread, scouries. FUCK the Author's Hangout too, I'm done with this shit.

Aw, Michchick, you gotta see the humor in it. Doesn't anyone else find it absolutely hilarious that Scouries' alt accuses people of being alts???

You don't find it funny to visualize this inane troll scurrying to devise lists of self-importance?