Sarahh Alert!

[Rumple Foreskin]

Be on the lookout for a distracted, frantic female football fan, dba: SweetSubSarahh.

Her beloved, and nationally ranked, Kansas University Jayhawks are trailing South Florida 20-34 early in the fourth quarter.

If spotted, approach with caution or, better yet, head for the nearest bomb shelter.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Be on the lookout for a distracted, frantic female football fan, dba: SweetSubSarahh.

Her beloved, and nationally ranked, Kansas University Jayhawks are trailing South Florida 20-34 early in the fourth quarter.

If spotted, approach with caution or, better yet, head for the nearest bomb shelter.

Rumple Foreskin

I don't know ... she might need a lot of tender consolation if they KU comes up short

or she'll be in the mood to celebrate a come-from-behind win if the Jayhawks get back on track.

Either way ... I'll be there for you Sarahh

 

[Guest]

Gentlemen, I adore you both.

Thank you, Rumple.

I'm just stunned at present. I spent the greater part of this evening getting rained on while watching daughter march at her first football game. Hubby is on the road with his team, won't be back until midnight. I've just finally been able to relax and have a drink.

And now this????

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Looks like the Jayhawks began their comeback (the score's now tied with three minutes left) when you started watching. Hang on.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Looks like the Jayhawks began their comeback (the score's now tied with three minutes left) when you started watching. Hang on.

Rumple Foreskin

It's because of this thread.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Gentlemen, I adore you both.

Thank you, Rumple.

I'm just stunned at present. I spent the greater part of this evening getting rained on while watching daughter march at her first football game. Hubby is on the road with his team, won't be back until midnight. I've just finally been able to relax and have a drink.

And now this????

Oh dear. Blue, I know this is a different thread but it's an emergency. Rum, man, and make it snappy!

 

[DesertPirate]

Tied with a min. to go Kansas ball on their own 18

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Oh dear. Blue, I know this is a different thread but it's an emergency. Rum, man, and make it snappy!

Manque, I worry about you some time, in fact, most of the time.

Uh, oh. KU throws interception. S. Florida is in field goal range. Seconds left. This is a high pucker-factor moment.

Time-out aside: I'm not believing Baylor is whipping Washington St. 45-17 in the fourth quarter (game moved from Sat due to Ike). I guess the game answers the eternal question, which conference has the most rotten bottom-dwelling team, the PAC-10 with woeful Washington State or the BIG-12 with bungling Baylor?

And now, back to the game: SORRY, SARAHH.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Manque, I worry about you some time, in fact, most of the time.

Uh, oh. KU throws interception. S. Florida is in field goal range. Seconds left. This is a high pucker-factor moment.

Time-out aside: I'm not believing Baylor is whipping Washington St. 45-17 in the fourth quarter (game moved from Sat due to Ike). I guess the game answers the eternal question, which conference has the most rotten bottom-dwelling team, the PAC-10 with woeful Washington State or the BIG-12 with bungling Baylor?

Rumple Foreskin

What? Me Worry? only for those of a certain age, obviously.

 

[DesertPirate]

Field goal with 2 seconds left.
South Fla. 37
Kansas 34
Final!

 

[Guest]

Manque, I worry about you some time, in fact, most of the time.

Uh, oh. KU throws interception. S. Florida is in field goal range. Seconds left. This is a high pucker-factor moment.

Time-out aside: I'm not believing Baylor is whipping Washington St. 45-17 in the fourth quarter (game moved from Sat due to Ike). I guess the game answers the eternal question, which conference has the most rotten bottom-dwelling team, the PAC-10 with woeful Washington State or the BIG-12 with bungling Baylor?

And now, back to the game: SORRY, SARAHH.

Rumple Foreskin

Rum?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Rum?

Now you know why Blue is standing beside you with a large glass, a bottle of premium dark and a towel over his arm.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

South Florida is my alma mater and I told them to kick ass to ruin Sarah's day.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

South Florida is my alma mater and I told them to kick ass to ruin Sarah's day.

That wasn't a very nice thing for you to do, JB. Now go give Sarahh a big smoockie kiss and tell her you're sorry about ruining her day.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

That wasn't a very nice thing for you to do, JB. Now go give Sarahh a big smoockie kiss and tell her you're sorry about ruining her day.

Rumple Foreskin

It's a good thing I can defend myself.

More rum?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It's a good thing I can defend myself.

More rum?

You can have all the rum you need dear

Anything else I can do to help take your mind off the pain

 

[Guest]

You can have all the rum you need dear

Anything else I can do to help take your mind off the pain

Oooh.

Now that you mention it . . .

(Actually, I'm proud of m'boys. They recovered, didn't give up, despite multiple fuckups. 'Tis good.)

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Sarah's loser team sux.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Sarah's loser team sux.

JB, you're a heartless swine--though with great lipstick.

Rumple Foreskin