Little Tighty
Literotica Guru
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- Oct 6, 2004
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He's distracted by your AV.
No, wait.... that's me.
oh don't even, you ignore me constantly and now you notice my nakedness?
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He's distracted by your AV.
No, wait.... that's me.
Why waste them on someone who has no appreciation for them?
Send them to me, instead!
Weren't you born in like Detroit or something?wait, you don't think I'm funny?
Wrong hands?webcam was off?
Fuck. Damn Republicans.Hurricane. Knocked the server out.
Again.
you may have a point...
but can you imagine the expression on his face receiving a package with shiny black leather 4" heels shoes...he'll burst out laughing so hard.
Wait...I'm not evil.
Indeed. I shall be a perfect gentleman and help you out of them.
They'd never fit me. You have huge feet.
Hiya Wokky! What's up with that...other website?
Hurricane. Knocked the server out.
Again.
...and just when porn was available again.
Damn it.
That would be pretty funny. I hope they fit Lady P.
if she has HUGE feet, they might..
Well, hers are slightly larger than average I think.
Wrong hands?
Weren't you born in like Detroit or something?
It's awesome, honey. Scroll back and look at the pics and stuff. How are you?PEEeeeeeEEEEerrRRRRRRrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGggggggGGGG!
How's it?
No, they were mine ;-)
Well, hers are slightly larger than average I think.
St.Louis, but I've been in Canada since I was 7, and I have Canadian citizenship.
oh don't even, you ignore me constantly and now you notice my nakedness?
i usually wear 8 1/2, high heels 9....
we'll try on each other shoes soon, i hope.
or you could go to Italy and bring her a present...that is an excellent idea, actually.
I don't mean to. Honest.
Sometimes if I can't think of anything witty, I just opt for silence. It's a throwback to real life, where I'm totally boring and incapable of human speech.
And for the record, I have always noticed your nakedness.
I thought we had fixed the speech problem by making you wear mittens.
It's awesome, honey. Scroll back and look at the pics and stuff. How are you?
Exactly.
I don't mean to. Honest.
Sometimes if I can't think of anything witty, I just opt for silence. It's a throwback to real life, where I'm totally boring and incapable of human speech.
And for the record, I have always noticed your nakedness.
Damn. We need new mittens I guess.AAAAAhahahahahahahahah
Yodjfoelf jwpomvnxmwq peoeriuw.
Yukabun.
Good to hear, babe. You in love?I am great!! I trust you had a wonderful trip? I will look at the pics, I am sure they are great!
We should get together for coffee, just sit across from each other and stare because I'm not much of a talker either.
I saw your boobies the other day, they were spectacular.
Fake Canadian.
You're about to be confused.
She's around a seven.
I could go shoe shopping in Italy. I may need a guide and a translator, though. Know anyone?
We should get together for coffee, just sit across from each other and stare because I'm not much of a talker either.
I saw your boobies the other day, they were spectacular.
Yes, but it means you're funny, remember?did you just call me a fake Canadian?
I'm gonna call on littleninja to pop a cap in your ass.
Hmmm. Last time I was there was in the spring...that was awfully nice as well.i told you yesterday...you should go there in two weeks...late september is the best time to visit. i am sure there you'll find someone willing to help you...with the shopping...and the translating...
Or we could do like my roommate and I used to do, sit on different computers and type at each other.
Laptops and Chai?
Or we could do like my roommate and I used to do, sit on different computers and type at each other.
Laptops and Chai?
Damn. We need new mittens I guess.
NO! LN cannot have you!