Isolated Blurt Thread

[FatDino]

I uh...have no idea *whistles innocently*

I knew it was you! *pokes*

You're the one who knocked my pillow pet off the bed too, aren't you? :caning:

 

[Trombonus]

I knew it was you! *pokes*

You're the one who knocked my pillow pet off the bed too, aren't you? :caning:

I honestly don't know what you're talking about. *smiles innocently*

 

[FatDino]

I honestly don't know what you're talking about. *smiles innocently*

One day, I shall install a security camera in my room.















On a second thought...actually, I don't think I should.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

One day, I shall install a security camera in my room.















On a second thought...actually, I don't think I should.

Think how insecure you'd feel the next morning. I mean, who might have been watching?

 

[Trombonus]

Think how insecure you'd feel the next morning. I mean, who might have been watching?

Who indeed.

I mean, I know I certainly haven't watched her on the hidden camera I put on her dresser, but you never know who might.

 

[oggbashan]

Have you checked inside your hat or your puffy pants, King Og? They might have climbed aboard for safety.

...

There's no room in my pants except for constantly sliding pantyhose. They don't make pantyhose in King Og size. Recently I tried "up to 80inch waist" pantyhose. They just slid down faster.

The cats are back. Fresh food was enough to overcome their irritation.

The floor? The workmen are back on Monday so I don't know why I bothered.

Og

 

[bluebell]

There's no room in my pants except for constantly sliding pantyhose. They don't make pantyhose in King Og size. Recently I tried "up to 80inch waist" pantyhose. They just slid down faster.

The cats are back. Fresh food was enough to overcome their irritation.

The floor? The workmen are back on Monday so I don't know why I bothered.

Og

I am dreadfully sorry for your pantyhose plight, good King. How disastrous (and, between you and me, not a little uncomfortable and embarrassing).
Perhaps you should dispense with the hose. Easier access. Nice breeze. You know, perks.


As for me, I had to rush out right after I did it so I didn't get a chance to blurt this earlier, but I can say with extreme satisfaction and happy hyperactivity, that-

THE FLOOR.
IS.
DONE.

I done cleaned it shiny and am still all squiggly and wriggly about it. It's been haunting, taunting and mocking me. For days and weeks and months and gigabytesycles.
Now, it's raining and if I find remnants of Hurricane Hanna (or whatever the heck she is now) on my floor I will whup ass.
Also, I swear I heard the theme song from Rocky when I was done.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I don't want to be me anymore. I don't think I ever did want to be me.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I don't want to be me anymore. I don't think I ever did want to be me.

Well, you can't stop being you. But you can decide what you want your life to be like, what steps it will take to get there and start making them. Trust me, it works.

 

[Trombonus]

Ok, a few blurts here...

Blurt #1: Theme Parks are 100 times less fun when you're on your own.

Blurt #2: Though Blurt #1 may be true, that does not mean that theme parks aren't still awesome.

Blurt #3: I have never been so thoroughly soaked in my life!

Blurt #4: Sitting in the car with the AC on set to Arctic Blast in 100 degree weather is awesome. Sitting in the car with the AC on set to Arctic Blast in 100 degree weather while you are soaking wet is not so awesome.

 

[tickledkitty]

I done cleaned it shiny and am still all squiggly and wriggly about it. It's been haunting, taunting and mocking me. For days and weeks and months and gigabytesycles.
Now, it's raining and if I find remnants of Hurricane Hanna (or whatever the heck she is now) on my floor I will whup ass.
Also, I swear I heard the theme song from Rocky when I was done.

Um...gigabytesticles?

 

[bluebell]

Um...gigabytesticles?

I knew that would come back to bite me.

 

[tickledkitty]

I knew that would come back to bite me.

 

[oggbashan]

I knew that would come back to bite me.

But you still have a sparkly clean floor to celebrate.

Og

 

[fieryjen]

Next time you're burning a CD, I'll jump rope next to your tower. Then we'll see how you like it.

 

[JagFarlane]

Next time you're burning a CD, I'll jump rope next to your tower. Then we'll see how you like it.

LMAO -imagines Jen's chest as she jumps rope- I think I'd like it just fine

 

[Trombonus]

LMAO -imagines Jen's chest as she jumps rope- I think I'd like it just fine

Amen brutha.

 

[Katyusha]

LMAO -imagines Jen's chest as she jumps rope- I think I'd like it just fine

Same here...I don't think I'd even remember that I had a cd in if she was jumping rope next to me.

 

[Misty_Morning]

I love living here. (no sarcasm...I really do)

 

[bluebell]

I kiss you.
Even though you're, like, biting me. Or something.

But you still have a sparkly clean floor to celebrate.

Woo!
I keep staring at it in amazement.

----
Did you know YouTube is full of farting videos? Well. I do. I had to listen to both the videos and the riotous giggling from the viewer of said fart videos today.
I surround myself with such dignified people.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Remember this?

All I Want Is To Love You

for the rest of my life...
to wake up every morning
with you by my side,
knowing that no matter what happens,
I'll be able to come home
to your loving arms.
~
All I Want Is To Share Everything With You...
to talk to you about our ideas,
our dreams, the little everyday things
that make us laugh,
and the not-so-little things
that we can't help worrying about.
~
All I Want Is To Give You My Love...
as a place you can always
come to for acceptance
or the simple comfort that silence brings
when things left unspoken
can still be understood.
~
All I Want Is To Grow Old With You...
to watch our life unfold,
our dreams, one by one, come true.
~
All I Want Is To Love You Forever.
~ Renee Duvall

Because i know i do.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Same here...I don't think I'd even remember that I had a cd in if she was jumping rope next to me.

Especially since I can't jump rope myself, worth beans. Always love to see an expert! Especially one that bounces . . .

 

[starrkers]

I know I wrote a How-to on the subject, but did it really have to be proven so well?

We were supposed to be preparing a site to take a concrete slab on teh weekend. It rained. It rained enough for the river to flood

 

[Misty_Morning]

Remember this?

Because i know i do.

Yes.


It's still true.


There is no life without you.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Next time you're burning a CD, I'll jump rope next to your tower. Then we'll see how you like it.

Am I the only one seeing the audacity that someone interrupted the burning of a good cd? Not that Jen jumping rope isn't an idea that will spur my imagination but having a cd damaged when I am at that last bit of a project just pisses me off to no end.

I say skip the jump rope which they might like and go straight to the "accidentally kick boxing your tower" oops.