Nasty toenails and BDSM

[Essene]

This started out as a parody, but seriously aren't feet gross?

 

[00Syd]

I hate gladiator sandals too.










........And everyone who wears them!! Nyah!

 

[BiBunny]

I could NEVER be with a man with that fungus that turns his toenails yellow. Ewww, ewww, ewwwwwwww!!!!! I mean, really, if you can't control the outgrowths on your feet any better than that, how can you really control me? And, dude, if your toenails are so thick and nasty that you have to trim the damn things with bolt cutters, for God's sake, have the decency to not wear Jesus sandals for all the fucking world to see!

 

[graceanne]

ROLFMAO

Muse, you are such a smart ass.

 

[Essene]

I could NEVER be with a man with that fungus that turns his toenails yellow. Ewww, ewww, ewwwwwwww!!!!! I mean, really, if you can't control the outgrowths on your feet any better than that, how can you really control me? And, dude, if your toenails are so thick and nasty that you have to trim the damn things with bolt cutters, for God's sake, have the decency to not wear Jesus sandals for all the fucking world to see!

I agree. I mean once it gets to that point, you should just stay home and wear a paper bag over your head.

I don't do bad toenails. I just can't. One time I saw a bunch of really good looking people eating gourmet salads with their feet, but their toenails were so disgusting that I almost vomited. *gag* I mean bunions and callouses dripping with low calorie dressing... it was simply too much for me to bear.

ROLFMAO

Muse, you are such a smart ass.

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just expressing my opinion on disgusting feet.

What can I say? You inspire me Grace! You inspire me to celebrate my weirdness.

 

[Lady_Midnight]

Ugh...I hate feet. Other people's and my own. I have the most horrible feet in creation which is why I never let them be seen in public.

 

[Essene]

Ugh...I hate feet. Other people's and my own. I have the most horrible feet in creation which is why I never let them be seen in public.

Mmm hmm...

Just as I suspected.

 

[YourCaptor]

Ha!!

I now have leverage on you fetish wise.

Better watch that mouth.

 

[Essene]

Ha!!

I now have leverage on you fetish wise.

Better watch that mouth.

What exactly to you have on me? Oh yeah...nothing.

*smirk*

'Scuse me Mr.Captor, but this thread is strictly about how people with ugly feet offend my sensibilities. It has nothing to do with how much I like cute feet, or like having my feet kissed, or licked, or having my boots licked, or having a man suck my heel as if he were fellating it...not any of those things. Not at all.

 

[nh23]

I have cute feet.

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l263/nicolehaines23/DSC01704.jpg

 

[Homburg]

And, dude, if your toenails are so thick and nasty that you have to trim the damn things with bolt cutters, for God's sake, have the decency to not wear Jesus sandals for all the fucking world to see!

My dad has to cut his fingernails with wire cutters. Serious ones. They don't look funky or anything, but they're made out of alien fingernail steel or something. He doesn't need a knife to strip wire. He can do it just by cutting it off with his freaky fingernails.

I'm pretty sure he has to use powertools on his toenails.

 

[intothewoods]

My name is ITW and I am a recovering icky ungroomed toe girl. While my lurvely painted toes used to be my pride and joy, after a particularly hellish two months I let them go to hell. Worse yet, it was hot, and I wore sandals anyway. I am not proud of these times. Sometimes you must hit rock bottom, before you can learn to live again.

I got a pedicure last weekend. They look so cute now!

 

[kinkyknickers]

I agree. I mean once it gets to that point, you should just stay home and wear a paper bag over your head.

Shouldn't that be, "stay at home with a paper bag over your feet"?

 

[midwestyankee]

PM, I think you're being unspeakably unkind and rude. After all, many people are afflicted with such dread conditions as sebaceous clouesis and simply cannot be blamed for the condition of their toenails nor can they improve this appearance. And who are you to judge these people if, after months of denying their feet the pleasure of being out in the air they decide to take a brief stroll in sandals? After all, it's not their fault and they just wanted to treat themselves a tiny little bit.

My Uncle Fester, for example, had the most egregiously grotesque toenails due to a wartime injury he suffered while saving dozens of French orphans from the horrors of being fed too many American chocolate bars after the liberation of Paris. Fester spent nearly three straight days walking through a swamp with one, two and sometimes three orphans on his back, carrying them to safety in the Boulogne. Now, years later, his toenails bear the mark of his heroism: a greenish yellow fungus that oozes from under the tips of the nails like pizza made with bad Velveeta.

So what does my good, heroic, and hard-working Uncle Fester get for his trouble after he spent an entire winter wiping every toenail with antiseptic naval jelly eight times a day? Why, when Spring arrived Fester decided to treat his ego, his hard over-worked frame, and of course his beloved toes to a fresh-air jaunt to the local beach. Fester sat down on a bench just onto the sandy edge of the beach and removed one of his work boots. Hardly had a single antiseptic toenail greeted the sun, when a woman (one of those women of a certain, ahem, heft) who was reputedly a member of the largest and most pious Christian congregations in town, shrieked and shouted at Fester, "Sir. Good God, sir, that is the ugliest foot I have ever seen in my life!!!!!"

Fester smiled, tipped his cap to the lady and replied, "Be patient, ma'am. Be patient."

 

[minx1]

PM, I think you're being unspeakably unkind and rude. After all, many people are afflicted with such dread conditions as sebaceous clouesis and simply cannot be blamed for the condition of their toenails nor can they improve this appearance. And who are you to judge these people if, after months of denying their feet the pleasure of being out in the air they decide to take a brief stroll in sandals? After all, it's not their fault and they just wanted to treat themselves a tiny little bit.

My Uncle Fester, for example, had the most egregiously grotesque toenails due to a wartime injury he suffered while saving dozens of French orphans from the horrors of being fed too many American chocolate bars after the liberation of Paris. Fester spent nearly three straight days walking through a swamp with one, two and sometimes three orphans on his back, carrying them to safety in the Boulogne. Now, years later, his toenails bear the mark of his heroism: a greenish yellow fungus that oozes from under the tips of the nails like pizza made with bad Velveeta.

So what does my good, heroic, and hard-working Uncle Fester get for his trouble after he spent an entire winter wiping every toenail with antiseptic naval jelly eight times a day? Why, when Spring arrived Fester decided to treat his ego, his hard over-worked frame, and of course his beloved toes to a fresh-air jaunt to the local beach. Fester sat down on a bench just onto the sandy edge of the beach and removed one of his work boots. Hardly had a single antiseptic toenail greeted the sun, when a woman (one of those women of a certain, ahem, heft) who was reputedly a member of the largest and most pious Christian congregations in town, shrieked and shouted at Fester, "Sir. Good God, sir, that is the ugliest foot I have ever seen in my life!!!!!"

Fester smiled, tipped his cap to the lady and replied, "Be patient, ma'am. Be patient."

lmao.

 

[Homburg]

Fester smiled, tipped his cap to the lady and replied, "Be patient, ma'am. Be patient."

*snort*

Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

 

[subbie_333]

Bigots! All Of You!

This thread is seriously insulting to those people who have nasty fingernails. By ridiculing those poor soles with funky footsies, you also insult those poor Poles with fingertip fungi. Do you think that gloves are simply a fashion statement for those with delicious digits? The whole lot of you BDSM hypocrites make me wanna seek out useless wimps who are into rainbow showers so that i can puke all over them. No wonder you ignorant commies sacrifice babies.

 

[ownedsubgal]

This thread is seriously insulting to those people who have nasty fingernails. By ridiculing those poor soles with funky footsies, you also insult those poor Poles with fingertip fungi. Do you think that gloves are simply a fashion statement for those with delicious digits? The whole lot of you BDSM hypocrites make me wanna seek out useless wimps who are into rainbow showers so that i can puke all over them. No wonder you ignorant commies sacrifice babies.

mmmmmm...babies.

 

[LittleJade]

My feet are my feet.

I spend a lot of time on them, because I hate shoes. I am barefoot as much as I can be barefoot... which means that I have a close, personal relationship with my pedicure supplies.

Here's a photo of one of my hands and one of my feet, after a mani/pedi. Sorry it's blurry:

http://api.photoshop.com/home_37b2d4d800964612a01bb4b8d2d2d173/adobe-px-assets/784ab8bf9e7c4e8dbd8784b750e6fa32

 

[naxalite0906]

It has come to my attention that there are far too many folks out there with disgusting toenails. Not only do these people not know how to properly groom themselves, but they actually have the cock and balls to wear frikkin sandals! I especially detest those gladiator ones...those are the stupidest sandals I've ever seen.

I suspect that the worst offenders are those involved in BDSM. I mean, have you seen MY feet lately? Ye ghads. The only way you'll change my mind is if you post pictures - cute feet only, and for the record, this is a SERIOUS discussion.*cough*

Packs my gladiator sandals for when I meet you.. I'm gonna wear em with socks too.. Ok, so that covers up the hideous feet, but you will be even more ashamed to know me!


On a serious note.... gladiator sandals, ugg boots and stupid throwback 80s fashion... All horrid?

 

[rida]

Packs my gladiator sandals for when I meet you.. I'm gonna wear em with socks too.. Ok, so that covers up the hideous feet, but you will be even more ashamed to know me!


On a serious note.... gladiator sandals, ugg boots and stupid throwback 80s fashion... All horrid?

Just a suggestion ... you could use toe less socks

 

[graceanne]

My feet are my feet.

I spend a lot of time on them, because I hate shoes. I am barefoot as much as I can be barefoot... which means that I have a close, personal relationship with my pedicure supplies.

Here's a photo of one of my hands and one of my feet, after a mani/pedi. Sorry it's blurry:

http://api.photoshop.com/home_37b2d4d800964612a01bb4b8d2d2d173/adobe-px-assets/784ab8bf9e7c4e8dbd8784b750e6fa32

I'm a barefoot person, too. I hate shoes, as a toddler I'd throw my shoes away at least once a day. lol And I have all the pedicure supplies. You would never know, by looking at my feet, that I wear shoes as little as I do. And when I do wear shoes 99% of the time they're sandles.

 

[Essene]

I'm pretty sure he has to use powertools on his toenails.

Yes, but this is about toenails and BDSM. What do your feet look like Homburg? I personally like to give mine a milk bath and rub milk between my toes. How would you feel about that?

My name is ITW and I am a recovering icky ungroomed toe girl. While my lurvely painted toes used to be my pride and joy, after a particularly hellish two months I let them go to hell. Worse yet, it was hot, and I wore sandals anyway. I am not proud of these times. Sometimes you must hit rock bottom, before you can learn to live again.

I got a pedicure last weekend. They look so cute now!

I'm so glad that pedicures are working for you ITW. I hope you're able to keep up with it, and stay on the bandwagon.

Shouldn't that be, "stay at home with a paper bag over your feet"?

I was thinking that, but the mental image of a person hiding out at home with nasty toenails and still feeling the need to place a bag over their head was just way too funny for me to change.

PM, I think you're being unspeakably unkind and rude. After all, many people are afflicted with such dread conditions as sebaceous clouesis and simply cannot be blamed for the condition of their toenails nor can they improve this appearance. And who are you to judge these people if, after months of denying their feet the pleasure of being out in the air they decide to take a brief stroll in sandals? After all, it's not their fault and they just wanted to treat themselves a tiny little bit.

*sigh* Mr. Yankee, I want to make it clear that I understand that sometimes people can't help their foot issues if they've been carrying orphans on their back through a swamp. I'm just saying that I think the majority of people have control over their nasty feet. All you have to do is get a little pedicure. It's easy.

This thread is seriously insulting to those people who have nasty fingernails. By ridiculing those poor soles with funky footsies, you also insult those poor Poles with fingertip fungi. Do you think that gloves are simply a fashion statement for those with delicious digits? The whole lot of you BDSM hypocrites make me wanna seek out useless wimps who are into rainbow showers so that i can puke all over them. No wonder you ignorant commies sacrifice babies.

This has nothing to do with Polish people - unless they have nasty feet and are into BDSM.

Packs my gladiator sandals for when I meet you.. I'm gonna wear em with socks too.. Ok, so that covers up the hideous feet, but you will be even more ashamed to know me!


On a serious note.... gladiator sandals, ugg boots and stupid throwback 80s fashion... All horrid?

Naxie darling,

You might want to wear boots here in December, because if you wore that get-up you'd probably get a fungus *twitch* or frost bite. I suppose I'd rather lose my toes than have nasty ones.

As for that last part, if you have to ask...
Well, I'm not getting into it.
I bought my opera tickets today BTW. You should be proud of me.

Just a suggestion ... you could use toe less socks

LOL At first I was thinking these were like fingerless gloves. It kind of looks like a leg warmer with a stirrup.

I have cute feet.

Oooh. I like your tattoo.
I approve of those feet.

.......................

Here are mine. They're quite horrid, although I've been trying to be better about their up-keep. I'm 5'3'', but I wear a size 9 shoe. Look at these monstrosities!!!

 

[naxalite0906]

Just a suggestion ... you could use toe less socks

They might as well be awful leg warmers. Got damn why do people have to insist on wearing 80s fashion.. I saw more awful outfits today and it was like she fell from the set of flash dance. Ok, I know fashion isn't to everyone's taste sometimes, but if you are gonna try a "look", at least try and look good with it. I mean purple leggings and nike hightops... *shudders*

 

[naxalite0906]

Naxie darling,

You might want to wear boots here in December, because if you wore that get-up you'd probably get a fungus *twitch* or frost bite. I suppose I'd rather lose my toes than have nasty ones.

As for that last part, if you have to ask...
Well, I'm not getting into it.
I bought my opera tickets today BTW. You should be proud of me.

Oh, I do ask and you SHOULD get into it

Your feet aint so bad..