Spiceing it up for the kinksters

[the captians wench]

Jounar set me on a task when I first started getting antsy about this trip 2 months ago. I was to come up with a list of things I'd like to try while we're together.

The trick was, it couldn't be something that we've talked about doing. And some things are more obvious than others.

As Netz reminded me of something I really want to do (outdoor/public sex), I started thinking...what do the kinky do to spice things up?

So I'm asking you kinksters, what do you do to throw a curve ball in the old love life?

 

[midwestyankee]

My curveball isn't what it used to be. At my age I'm more of a change-up kind of pitcher. However, when I want to spice things up I'm very fond of combining multiple sensory and mental inputs.

Example: imagine someone who has said that she lacks confidence in her own writing though you know that her writing is not merely clear but entertaining as well. We have a sub with a confidence problem, don't we? So, why not clamp on a set of nipple clamps, and insert an anal plug to keep her sensory inputs firing away. Then position our faint-hearted would-be writer subbie in a sort-of-standing but not-quite-seated position at her laptop. She's directed to open a Word document that was started for her. It contains a single sentence, which is clearly the opening of an erotic story.

That's most of your setup. Now her assignment is to draft a short story using the opener provided, all while perched just onto the dominant's prick (with the head just piercing her pussy lips if you want a more complete description) in that not-quite-seated position. She has fifteen minutes to complete the story. After writing each paragraph she's allowed a single movement down and then back up the shaft.

One can imagine rewarding our budding author upon completion of the story, but perhaps there might have to be a proofreading session accompanied by some form of punishment for typos, grammatical and spelling errors, and so on.

Note that this is a very person-specific task (though I don't know such a person and do not have a D/s relationship with anyone like the example) and so is only an example of what I meant by multiple input scening.

 

[Netzach]

My curveball isn't what it used to be. At my age I'm more of a change-up kind of pitcher. However, when I want to spice things up I'm very fond of combining multiple sensory and mental inputs.

Example: imagine someone who has said that she lacks confidence in her own writing though you know that her writing is not merely clear but entertaining as well. We have a sub with a confidence problem, don't we? So, why not clamp on a set of nipple clamps, and insert an anal plug to keep her sensory inputs firing away. Then position our faint-hearted would-be writer subbie in a sort-of-standing but not-quite-seated position at her laptop. She's directed to open a Word document that was started for her. It contains a single sentence, which is clearly the opening of an erotic story.

That's most of your setup. Now her assignment is to draft a short story using the opener provided, all while perched just onto the dominant's prick (with the head just piercing her pussy lips if you want a more complete description) in that not-quite-seated position. She has fifteen minutes to complete the story. After writing each paragraph she's allowed a single movement down and then back up the shaft.

One can imagine rewarding our budding author upon completion of the story, but perhaps there might have to be a proofreading session accompanied by some form of punishment for typos, grammatical and spelling errors, and so on.

Note that this is a very person-specific task (though I don't know such a person and do not have a D/s relationship with anyone like the example) and so is only an example of what I meant by multiple input scening.

Because anyone who can do that has something wrong with them or her sexual receptors removed! I can't even google "lemon" when I'm being done right! (not that this isn't hot and going into my suggestion box)

 

[Netzach]

My curveball also isn't what it was. Life is busy. When I really want to be crazy I pencil in weekly sex!

You'd think I was unhappily vanilla, but this works well lately.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Spotenaity (sp?)

My boyfriend (who isn't one much for being spontaneous) while on his last visit left me to go in the shower, and 10 mins later without me realising, he snuck into the bathroom and made me jump climbing in with me.

We did it against the side of the shower lol.

 

[00Syd]

My curveball isn't what it used to be. At my age I'm more of a change-up kind of pitcher. However, when I want to spice things up I'm very fond of combining multiple sensory and mental inputs.

Example: imagine someone who has said that she lacks confidence in her own writing though you know that her writing is not merely clear but entertaining as well. We have a sub with a confidence problem, don't we? So, why not clamp on a set of nipple clamps, and insert an anal plug to keep her sensory inputs firing away. Then position our faint-hearted would-be writer subbie in a sort-of-standing but not-quite-seated position at her laptop. She's directed to open a Word document that was started for her. It contains a single sentence, which is clearly the opening of an erotic story.

That's most of your setup. Now her assignment is to draft a short story using the opener provided, all while perched just onto the dominant's prick (with the head just piercing her pussy lips if you want a more complete description) in that not-quite-seated position. She has fifteen minutes to complete the story. After writing each paragraph she's allowed a single movement down and then back up the shaft.

One can imagine rewarding our budding author upon completion of the story, but perhaps there might have to be a proofreading session accompanied by some form of punishment for typos, grammatical and spelling errors, and so on.

Note that this is a very person-specific task (though I don't know such a person and do not have a D/s relationship with anyone like the example) and so is only an example of what I meant by multiple input scening.

What a daunting, sexy prospect. You devil

 

[A Desert Rose]

We set the alarm for 3am and get up to watch Ron Popiel infomercials.

true story.

 

[Netzach]

We set the alarm for 3am and get up to watch Ron Popiel infomercials.

true story.

You win.

However, I would love to have a slumber party and do this with my friends.

 

[A Desert Rose]

You win.

However, I would love to have a slumber party and do this with my friends.

Thank you. I assume you found some humor in that. At least I hope I'm not the only one left with one. ;-)

This seems like an incredibly dour place to be today.

 

[BiBunny]

Thank you. I assume you found some humor in that. At least I hope I'm not the only one left with one. ;-)

This seems like an incredibly dour place to be today.

It's a Monday on a Tuesday. That's probably why.

 

[graceanne]

We . . . *gasp* have sex somewhere other than our bedroom.



The joys of kids.

 

[A Desert Rose]

It's a Monday on a Tuesday. That's probably why.

Okay I never looked at it that way. My day is ruined knowing this and that "scrubbing bubbles work so you don't have to" is a line of bullshit.






;-)

 

[BiBunny]

Okay I never looked at it that way. My day is ruined knowing this and that "scrubbing bubbles work so you don't have to" is a line of bullshit.






;-)

The scrubbing bubbles really don't work? My reason for living is gone.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Maybe make games of things. In my younger days we played "strip padiddle". As you drive at night, any car that has only one head light lit is a padiddle. First to spot it reaches up and touches the roof of the car and calls "padiddle" and the other (or a victim chosen) has to peel off one article of clothing.

So strip games, especially in semi-public settings, or a drinking game turned sexy... get up at 3 am to watch Ron Popeil and every time he cross references another product, its 3 sucks of his cock. Anytime the crowd cheers for no reason, 5 sucks. If you actually own any product highlighted, 10 sucks. You get the idea.

 

[A Desert Rose]

The scrubbing bubbles really don't work? My reason for living is gone.

I know.
I know.
;-)

I'm taking my brand of humor where it's appreciated. When I find that place, I'll let you know and have my mail forwarded.

Thanks.

And Goodbye.

 

[CutieMouse]

Because anyone who can do that has something wrong with them or her sexual receptors removed! I can't even google "lemon" when I'm being done right! (not that this isn't hot and going into my suggestion box)

Yes, That.

I read it and thought "Screebies do you have any idea how high the typo quotient would spike under those conditions? ... wait a minute... that could turn into one hell of a mindf*ck... hmmm... "










The above was brought to you today by the letter "C", and the mouse's twisted little mind.

 

[callinectes]

My curveball isn't what it used to be. At my age I'm more of a change-up kind of pitcher. However, when I want to spice things up I'm very fond of combining multiple sensory and mental inputs.

Example: imagine someone who has said that she lacks confidence in her own writing though you know that her writing is not merely clear but entertaining as well. We have a sub with a confidence problem, don't we? So, why not clamp on a set of nipple clamps, and insert an anal plug to keep her sensory inputs firing away. Then position our faint-hearted would-be writer subbie in a sort-of-standing but not-quite-seated position at her laptop. She's directed to open a Word document that was started for her. It contains a single sentence, which is clearly the opening of an erotic story.

That's most of your setup. Now her assignment is to draft a short story using the opener provided, all while perched just onto the dominant's prick (with the head just piercing her pussy lips if you want a more complete description) in that not-quite-seated position. She has fifteen minutes to complete the story. After writing each paragraph she's allowed a single movement down and then back up the shaft.

One can imagine rewarding our budding author upon completion of the story, but perhaps there might have to be a proofreading session accompanied by some form of punishment for typos, grammatical and spelling errors, and so on.

Note that this is a very person-specific task (though I don't know such a person and do not have a D/s relationship with anyone like the example) and so is only an example of what I meant by multiple input scening.

Note to self..do not mention this to Daddy. He is a grammar and spelling perfectionist and is constantly correcting me. Oh this would be bad..very bad.

 

[madetotakeit]

Yes, That.

I read it and thought "Screebies do you have any idea how high the typo quotient would spike under those conditions? ... wait a minute... that could turn into one hell of a mindf*ck... hmmm... "










The above was brought to you today by the letter "C", and the mouse's twisted little mind.

I thought the exact same thing. lol

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm pleased that my post got a few people thinking. The main point is that sometimes it helps to get several parts of the brain working at the same time, even at odds with each other. Then the fun can really begin.

 

[graceanne]

Okay I never looked at it that way. My day is ruined knowing this and that "scrubbing bubbles work so you don't have to" is a line of bullshit.






;-)

Oh, honey. do you still believe in Santa, too?

Seriously, buy scrub free. It's literally scrub free, assuming that you don't pass out from the fumes. We moved into this house, once, where I don't think the floor had EVER been mopped. We thought the bathroom floor was tan, then I sprayed it down with scrub free, let it sit for ten minutes, and went in and WIPED the grime off. Literally - no scrubbing. The floor was actually baby-blue.

 

[Netzach]

Oh, honey. do you still believe in Santa, too?

Seriously, buy scrub free. It's literally scrub free, assuming that you don't pass out from the fumes. We moved into this house, once, where I don't think the floor had EVER been mopped. We thought the bathroom floor was tan, then I sprayed it down with scrub free, let it sit for ten minutes, and went in and WIPED the grime off. Literally - no scrubbing. The floor was actually baby-blue.

I did not know of this! And I've been using the scrubbing bubbles and I'm actually *impressed* for they are not Comet.

This modern age!

 

[graceanne]

I did not know of this! And I've been using the scrubbing bubbles and I'm actually *impressed* for they are not Comet.

This modern age!

I hate comet. I won't use it. The scrubbing bubbles are better, but I prefer soft scrub. It cleans better than the scrubbing bubbles, and doesn't have the nasty fumes of scrub free. (As a teenager it wasn't an issue - our bathroom had a huge window. Now we're in a tiny apartment and there's not enough ventilation to be using that stuff.)