8 Bad Reasons to Have Sex

[epiphany65]

This CNN article outlines all of these. The one I don't get is 'Appliance envy' (it's not what you think).

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/08/28/tf.bad.reason.for.sex/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

So revenge sex by having sex with your ex's friend is bad. What about revenge through sex with your ex-friend's SO? TOTALLY different thing.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

So revenge sex by having sex with your ex's friend is bad. What about revenge through sex with your ex-friend's SO? TOTALLY different thing.

Or having revenge sex with that cheating bastard's wife that you just found out he had? That gives two bad reasons at the same time. Three, if he's a celeberity.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Or having revenge sex with that cheating bastard's wife that you just found out he had? That gives two bad reasons at the same time. Three, if he's a celeberity.

Four if you think about the calories you'll burn for your diet while you're doing it

And who cares if a 120 pound woman only burns 57 calories in 15 minutes of passion ... if a woman is over 5-foot tall and weighs 120, she doesn't need to worry about losing weight and, if you're doing it right, it should last a lot longer than 15 minutes

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Four if you think about the calories you'll burn for your diet while you're doing it

And who cares if a 120 pound woman only burns 57 calories in 15 minutes of passion ... if a woman is over 5-foot tall and weighs 120, she doesn't need to worry about losing weight and, if you're doing it right, it should last a lot longer than 15 minutes

Damned straight! Anything under a hour is a quicky.

 

[Corylea]

Damned straight! Anything under a hour is a quicky.

I was lovers in the early 80's with a married woman who was in an open marriage. I was her first woman lover, so there were a lot of things about her being lovers with a woman that were surprising, both to her and to her husband. The funniest, though, was when they invited me to their house for Thanksgiving. After dinner, my lover, D, had a dilemma. J, the husband, had overeaten and was nearly comatose in his chair, whereas I had eaten moderately and was ready to do something more active than just sit and digest. D wondered what the good hostess should do in this situation, then took my hand and started to lead me to her bedroom, telling J over her shoulder that we'd be back in about four hours.

J said, "FOUR hours?!" I never saw a man wake up so fast in all my life.

 

[rgraham666]

Snerk.