Isolated Blurt Thread

[bluebell]

- That was an extraordinarily bad idea.
- Every time someone says the words "revenue stream" at work I instantly have to pee.
- Every time that new guy comments "Good stuff!" I instantly have the B-52's song of the same name in my head (followed closely by Hot Pants Explosion).
- Every time I think I can share my B-52's revelations the conversation invariably leads to Rock Lobster, which is better than nothing and yet is slightly off-putting to me. The B-52's have a crapload of excellent songs besides that one. And I know Rock Lobster was a party hit and I can't expect some stranger to smile with excitement over an exchange about Girl From Ipanema Goes To Greenland (a song they may have no knowledge of)...but I want them to. Irrationally.
- Every time I encounter stupid people this week I want to procure a giant pair of hedge clippers and begin pruning. Things. Limbs and such.
Sub Heading:
- I've never seen a woman waste so much fucking time on the clock before. And I worked in retail for nine years. That's a LOT of slacker sight-seeing.
- Serena is such a liar. She totally knew Ivanovic was out before she went on court to play tonight. Why lie about it?
- I wish I could be Eartha Kitt for awhile (circa the Catwoman era). But I'm too tired. And, not Eartha Kitt.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Utility patent language can be fucking poetry sometimes!

 

[Katyusha]

What goes up, must come crashing down.

Including my hopes and dreams.

I know that situation entirely too well. *hugs*

 

[Katyusha]

*Non-Lit*

Dude, get the fuck over it already.

 

[Katyusha]

Utility patent language can be fucking poetry sometimes!

Fucking poetry? Is that like poetry that's good to read out loud while fucking?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Fucking poetry? Is that like poetry that's good to read out loud while fucking?

An experiment is in order.

 

[Trombonus]

I know that situation entirely too well. *hugs*

Thanks.

I got a call from a couple people saying they want to set up job interviews for teaching positions, so I left the house thinking I was going to have two job interviews.

Turns out they were from they same school, and were looking for a high school teacher, which is not what I'm looking for. Other than that there just haven't been any job postings. Looks like I'm going to be out of a job this year.

And on top of everything my ex that I'm still in love with but just recently got married is online and wants to talk. Funny how she suddenly wants to talk to me now that she's married.

Somebody shoot me, or maybe toss me over a bridge or cliff or something.

ETA: and the AI in my video game is RIDICULOUS!!! It's amazing, the computer ALWAYS has the exact card it needs to counter me exactly at the right time. Grr.

 

[FatDino]

ROFL!

I got IMP-kissed!

 

[Trombonus]

I got IMP-kissed!

*jealous*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Mehndi laga ke rakhana...*skip a bit*

Chehra chupa ke rakhana

TRANSLATION:

Put your henna on...*skip a bit*

Keep your face hidden.

 

[FatDino]

*jealous*

*keeeeeese*

 

[Trombonus]

*keeeeeese*

*no longer jealous and feeling much MUCH better*

 

[FatDino]

*no longer jealous and feeling much MUCH better*

Good. Dino's kisses should have that effect.

They can also put people to sleep.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Good. Dino's kisses should have that effect.

They can also put people to sleep.

You think that your kisses puttng people to sleep is bad, my ex trying to make me orgasm put me to sleep once...

 

[Trombonus]

Good. Dino's kisses should have that effect.

They can also put people to sleep.

I can't imagine for the life of me how a kiss from you could put people to sleep. Faint maybe.

 

[FatDino]

You think that your kisses puttng people to sleep is bad, my ex trying to make me orgasm put me to sleep once...

That has never happened to me. Luckily.

Trom: I have various kinds of kisses.

 

[FatDino]

I'm getting distracted by the woman behind Biden.

 

[FatDino]

I'm getting distracted by the woman behind Biden.

Now, the one to the left of that one...

 

[jomar]

- Every time I think I can share my B-52's revelations the conversation invariably leads to Rock Lobster, which is better than nothing and yet is slightly off-putting to me. The B-52's ...

Meet you in the love shack, baby.

I'm getting distracted by the woman behind Biden.

Sup Dino, LTNsomething. Indeed! Whose the blond over Biden's left shoulder?

 

[Trombonus]

Trom: I have various kinds of kisses.

I can only imagine. Makes my head spin just thinking about the possibilities.

ETA: Case in point, ever since you kissed me I've been able to beat this character in my game three times in a row. I've been playing for hours and couldn't even beat him once.

 

[FatDino]

Sup Dino, LTNsomething. Indeed! Whose the blond over Biden's left shoulder?

And the brunette next to her too.

Trom: So my kisses now can indirectly weaken one's cyber ability?


Now, that came out kinda wrong.

 

[Trombonus]

Trom: So my kisses now can indirectly weaken one's cyber ability?

Now, that came out kinda wrong.

No no, strengthen. I basically meant your kisses got me on a winning streak.

And yes, it did come out wrong, but it's not necessarily untrue. As long as you mean strengthen and not weaken.

 

[sophia jane]

My baby (ok, my oldest) is starting middle school next week.

I'm a wreck!

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

MY head won't stop screaming at me. Just this constant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[impressive]

I got IMP-kissed!

For that, another

*jealous*

Silly boy, if I'd known you wanted one, I'd've been happy to deliver. Here:

Thanks for starting my day with a