Your Best Vomit Story

[Drixxx]

Everybody's got one. Fess up.

I like the outdoor heavy metal festival ones best. Nothing quite goes together like Black Sabbath and vomit. But those. "I was so drunk in the backseat of my friend's car and went to throw up out the window but forgot to open it" are pretty good too.

 

[December]

Holding my gorgeous newborn baby up in the air above my head, cooing at her with a wide open mouth, only to have her giggle and puke directly down my throat. Mmmmm regurgitated tit milk.

 

[cute_nerd]

Holding my gorgeous newborn baby up in the air above my head, cooing at her with a wide open mouth, only to have her giggle and puke directly down my throat. Mmmmm regurgitated tit milk.

OMG!!! That happened to my friend on New Year's Eve- she was all dressed up to go out and almost had to change!!! I guess it happens more often than you'd like to think.

***Note to all new parents- do not hold up babies and coo at them unless you want to swallow baby barf.***

 

[BoomerP]

I actually have a picture of me vomiting

 

[cute_nerd]

Everybody's got one. Fess up.

I like the outdoor heavy metal festival ones best. Nothing quite goes together like Black Sabbath and vomit. But those. "I was so drunk in the backseat of my friend's car and went to throw up out the window but forgot to open it" are pretty good too.

Mine is about my cat. She has a really bad stomach and vomits at least once a week. (yes, even the vet can't help her). Anyway, one day I heard her do the gagging sound, so I grabbed her and made for the back door so I didn't have to clean it up, but the screen door was closed, and as I was opening it she started to barf. Instead of the usual chunky cat food, it was some slimy greenish/brownish stuff and it went all over the kitchen floor and all over ME!!! Totally disgusting. As soon as I set her down to clean myself up, she went into the living room, where there is carpet, and did it again. DAMN CAT!!!

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Doing tequila shots in Mexico, I puked just as a boy came by with a mop, I gave him 20 pesos, and didn't miss the next shot...






My kid's puked once in nine years and that was on her first night as we watched Chinese fireworks from the 22nd floor...

 

[Violette]

Caught the flu last December and projectile vomited off of a city bus (No it wasn't moving at the time)

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I was about 16 years old, giving some guy a blow job after a lengthy keg party. during what may well have been my first ever attempt at deep-throating, I puked all over his cock and into his jeans.

 

[Drixxx]

These stories are really disgusting......keep 'em coming.

 

[Erryn_Silver]

When I was 5 my family went camping with a few others, and I got sick.

I barfed into my dad's shirt pocket, and took out 4 sleeping bags and 3 changes of clothes. In the space of 3 hours.

 

[Vikingstone]

I was about 16 years old, giving some guy a blow job after a lengthy keg party. during what may well have been my first ever attempt at deep-throating, I puked all over his cock and into his jeans.

That is funny and horrifying all at the same time.

 

[commonfreeman]

Everybody's got one. Fess up.

I like the outdoor heavy metal festival ones best. Nothing quite goes together like Black Sabbath and vomit. But those. "I was so drunk in the backseat of my friend's car and went to throw up out the window but forgot to open it" are pretty good too.

We watched my friend's sister frantically fumble to find the window switch in his brand new car as he ran screaming towards her. She disappeared behind a wall of dripping vomit. We then had to drive home in freezing weather with all the windows down. Good times.

 

[Powertone]

I was french-kissing a drunk girl in my car when she stopped to open the passenger door to barf in the parking lot.

 

[ApprenticeApril]

My boyfriend (at the time) and I were both drunk and I needed to vomit. I made it to the toilet but he came in with me. I would lean forward to puke, and lean back again to continute the sex. I'm not really sure which was worse, me continuing to fuck even though I was puking, or him continuing to fuck me even though I was puking?
Either way, I hate thinking about that story.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

That is funny and horrifying all at the same time.

I kept going after that. Always cross the finish line as best you can.

 

[ApprenticeApril]

I kept going after that. Always cross the finish line as best you can.

Wow. Mad props.

 

[doll_parts85]

When I still lived at home with my parents, I would puke into a bucket lined with two grocery bags and then hide them in my closet. it was so disgusting...my room always smelled like puke. LOL I would take em out to the dumpster early Saturday mornings before anyone woke up.

 

[marshalt]

one time i went into am pics...

 

[Wrong Element]

My boyfriend (at the time) and I were both drunk and I needed to vomit. I made it to the toilet but he came in with me. I would lean forward to puke, and lean back again to continute the sex. I'm not really sure which was worse, me continuing to fuck even though I was puking, or him continuing to fuck me even though I was puking?
Either way, I hate thinking about that story.

Trainspotting was a good movie.

I've hit the public vomit daily double: I vomited in class as a kid, and vomited on an airplane as an adult.

 

[ApprenticeApril]

Trainspotting was a good movie.

I've hit the public vomit daily double: I vomited in class as a kid, and vomited on an airplane as an adult.

Never seen it...
Is it worth taking a look?

 

[SpeX125]

I've got a couple of them.

Back when "Independence Day" came out,me and my buddy Steve decided to go see it.
Before the movie,we stopped off at a bar and loaded up on beer and nachos.

When we got to the theater,we pulled into a reasonably secluded part of the parking lot,to do our ritual pre-movie get-high.
Since Steve was kind of a light-weight,I warned him,"Be careful with this stuff. It's strong,but it's sneaky. You won't feel it right away."
He didn't listen.

I think he would have been ok,if we hadn't been seated so closely to the screen. Unfortunately,the theater was packed,and the only seats left were in the vertigo-inducing first two rows.

As soon as the movie started,I could see Steve was having problems. I leaned over and told him,that if he couldn't hang,we could leave.
After a couple of minutes,he said "Yeah,let's go."

As we stood to leave,I caught a whiff and gagged. Somehow,he'd managed to throw up without me seeing or hearing it,but there was no avoiding smelling it. It was the really sharp-smelling,eye-watering variety.

As we were pulling out of the lot,we saw a bunch of other people come out of the theater. I'm sure they were driven out by the smell.

I think we ruined that showing of ID4.

 

[Wrong Element]

Never seen it...
Is it worth taking a look?

I seem to remember a lot of people puking and having sex.

You might need a translator, though.

 

[cheesysusie]

I had a party once with this crazy German exchange student. He got piss-ass drunk and needed to pass out, so we pulled out this old mattress we kept in the hall closet just in case people needed to pass out at our parties. So he stripped down to his boxers and lay down and passed out. A couple hours later, the party in full swing, he woke up, face down, pushed himself up on his hands, threw up on the mattress right in front of himself, then before we could stop him, lay right back down in it, face down. We really should have helped him out of that situation, but instead we all laughed our asses off about it and left him there.

I'm sure that was a terrible way to wake up.

 

[pink]

i threw up on someone's socks once.



i was very young.

 

[classclown]

I was getting a CAT Scan done at the Hospital and right after the first shot, as I was being removed from the under the scanner, I had just enough time to rise and turn my head to throw up all over the floor. Thank god it didn't happen while I was under the scanner.