There is so much Wrong here that I had to share it

[Homburg]

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

"BABY JESUS BUTTPLUG"

When you woke up this morning
you know that something was missin in your life.
It wasn't the new car, the new job, the boyfriend or the girlfriend.
But now you know: it's the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.
Slap him on the dashboard.
Use him as the ultimate pacifier
or make Baby Jesus the centerpiece
of your magnificent Dildo Creche.

What would Jesus do?

JUDAS

Well hung, and ready to go!

Our boy sold Jesus for thirty silver pieces, and we're selling him for even less!

Imagine if he could fuck the Son of God what he could do to you!

Judas, the only non-believer in the bunch will make a believer out of you.

I almost feel bad for laughing about this.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I know someone who was going to buy these for the novelty a year or 2 ago....don't know if they ever did.

Catalina

 

[subbie_333]

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

I almost feel bad for laughing about this.

Sad thing is that if they had a decent site they would sell those things

 

[graceanne]

I am never going to ask someone what's up their ass again.

 

[Etoile]

Sad thing is that if they had a decent site they would sell those things

Actually I am pretty sure the Divine Interventions products sell pretty well. I'm not sure if they get used for their intended purpose, or used as decor, but I have heard they are good sellers.

 

[girlofurdreams]

Actually I am pretty sure the Divine Interventions products sell pretty well. I'm not sure if they get used for their intended purpose, or used as decor, but I have heard they are good sellers.

bwahahhahahahaa! so wrong you can't help but laugh

 

[Homburg]

Actually I am pretty sure the Divine Interventions products sell pretty well. I'm not sure if they get used for their intended purpose, or used as decor, but I have heard they are good sellers.

Virgin Mary, Baby Jesus Butt Plug, and Judas as a stunt cock for Joseph would give you a great start of a dildo creche, a smentioned in the BJBPlug ad copy.

That's some decor there, baby.

 

[00Syd]

So much wrong? Are you kidding? This is great! I'm pretty sure that if there is a hell, I'm already on my way, so getting as much pleasure out of Jesus as is humanly possible isn't likely to do too much harm. Talk about The Rapture, eh?

I want the Jackhammer Jesus soooo bad.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html

I'm also a big fan of Buddha's Delight:

http://www.divine-interventions.com/buddha.html

I've been begging people to get me these as christmas gifts as soon as I found out about em.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Syd, if I have some extra $$$ come Hannukah time...

 

[Homburg]

So much wrong? Are you kidding? This is great! I'm pretty sure that if there is a hell, I'm already on my way, so getting as much pleasure out of Jesus as is humanly possible isn't likely to do too much harm. Talk about The Rapture, eh?

Satan: "Hey kid, I like what you did with that Jackhammer Jesus. You got style."

 

[00Syd]

Syd, if I have some extra $$$ come Hannukah time...

Hurrah! If you pull through I promise I'll take photos....

Satan: "Hey kid, I like what you did with that Jackhammer Jesus. You got style."

Buddha: "I am glad that you take such great pleasure in life, including with this lovely Buddha's Delight!"

 

[Homburg]

Hurrah! If you pull through I promise I'll take photos....



Buddha: "I am glad that you take such great pleasure in life, including with this lovely Buddha's Delight!"

Buddha: "Dude, I totally did something like this during my pre-enlightenment phase. You've read the book, right? Hesse was a prude and left out the good stuff."


Buddha got mad play.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Jesus (to God): *nudgenudge* "Hey, Dad! Lookit what the silly buggers have done now!"

God (to Jesus): "Jesus H. Christ! Oops, sorry Son... Oh... You know, they got Mary's face all wrong, and she had bigger hooters..."

Oh my... I am SO going to hell for this...

 

[Homburg]

Jesus (to God): *nudgenudge* "Hey, Dad! Lookit what the silly buggers have done now!"

God (to Jesus): "Jesus H. Christ! Oops, sorry Son... Oh... You know, they got Mary's face all wrong, and she had bigger hooters..."

Oh my... I am SO going to hell for this...

Jesus: Dad! Dammit, that's not an image I want! Agh!

 

[subbie_333]

Jesus: Dad! Dammit, that's not an image I want! Agh!

Oh geez, somebody had to do it, might as well be me:

Jesus: I thought they only wanted a *second* coming, not a third and a fourth and.............

 

[00Syd]

Oh geez, somebody had to do it, might as well be me:

Jesus: I thought they only wanted a *second* coming, not a third and a fourth and.............

HA!

 

[midwestyankee]

Hurrah! If you pull through I promise I'll take photos....

So, Geoff, where do I send my contribution to the cause?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

So, Geoff, where do I send my contribution to the cause?

Evil_Geoff
(address removed for violation of Literotica Terms of Service)
Columbia, SC 29210

 

[midwestyankee]

Evil_Geoff
(address removed for violation of Literotica Terms of Service)
Columbia, SC 29210

00Syd, you should be careful what you ask for.

 

[00Syd]

00Syd, you should be careful what you ask for.

Oh, I know exaaactly what I asked for

 

[simply_subbie]

Satan: "Hey kid, I like what you did with that Jackhammer Jesus. You got style."

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing002.gif

Jesus (to God): *nudgenudge* "Hey, Dad! Lookit what the silly buggers have done now!"

God (to Jesus): "Jesus H. Christ! Oops, sorry Son... Oh... You know, they got Mary's face all wrong, and she had bigger hooters..."

Oh my... I am SO going to hell for this...

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing013.gif

Oh geez, somebody had to do it, might as well be me:

Jesus: I thought they only wanted a *second* coming, not a third and a fourth and.............

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing025.gif

 

[Gil_T2]

As an atheist would it be wrong to buy these??? or does it make me agnostic ???

I can see a photo shoot with BANDIT using them.