Just fucking fuck me, already

[ataxia.girl]

i had to share. A friend sent me this link to a craigslist rant awhile ago and its just too dead on.

Just fucking fuck me, already

Vanilla dating has to suck.

 

[00Syd]

Shit girl, all dating kind of sucks. Nature of the beast.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

i had to share. A friend sent me this link to a craigslist rant awhile ago and its just too dead on.

Just fucking fuck me, already

Vanilla dating has to suck.

That's why I love being a chocolate man.

 

[ataxia.girl]

Shit girl, all dating kind of sucks. Nature of the beast.

ok but was still funny

 

[ShyVixen]

I laughed and nodded my head so many times during that. That is very very true.

3. Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don't be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.

^ *nods* now that is very very very true.

 

[minx1]

I kinda agree with the sentiments although as much as I love being taken and fucked hard and rough, there are times when I love making love too. Why choose when you can have it every way I say!

Oh and I like being surprised where he will cum. He could cover me in it as far as I am concerned

 

[blueskies]

i had to share. A friend sent me this link to a craigslist rant awhile ago and its just too dead on.

Just fucking fuck me, already

I am so with you on this!

 

[Netzach]

i had to share. A friend sent me this link to a craigslist rant awhile ago and its just too dead on.

Just fucking fuck me, already

Vanilla dating has to suck.

This girl should be cashing in Dan Savage style on the good advice. I say this as someone totally outside the mainstream of her post - the point is tell you guy your thing in the spirit this is intended. Although if someone said "I'm going to fill your little cunt with cum" I'd probably wilt him with the laughing and send him home crying.

And I like the silent staring intense thing. The trick is you have to lock eyes and get very visually into one another, you can't just be silent and look out the window or some shit - do people do this?

 

[Lady_Moldovie]

i had to share. A friend sent me this link to a craigslist rant awhile ago and its just too dead on.

Just fucking fuck me, already

Vanilla dating has to suck.

That is funny, but oh, so true.

 

[graceanne]

Roflmao

*eta - what is UP? Everytime I put something in all caps like ROFLMAO (above), it makes everything else in lowercase. If I wanted it in lower case I'D HAVE PUT IT THAT WAY!*

 

[Harmony_1985]

That is hilarious, but she's on the money.

 

[subbie_333]

Roflmao

*eta - what is UP? Everytime I put something in all caps like ROFLMAO (above), it makes everything else in lowercase. If I wanted it in lower case I'D HAVE PUT IT THAT WAY!*

site no lika you

 

[JMohegan]

Just fucking fuck me, already

That level of frustration is hot. With repeated please-please-please begging, no less!

Like the response one gets to a spread-eagle restraint, slow & shallow penetration combo. Ohhh my.

 

[ecstaticsub]

i had to share. A friend sent me this link to a craigslist rant awhile ago and its just too dead on.

Just fucking fuck me, already

Vanilla dating has to suck.

Sucks for you. But not most vanilla women. Lots of woman like their sex (and men) romantic and gentle.

I like it both ways, and I wouldn't critisize either way.

From what I read on this board finding the right BDSM partner isn't so easy either.

 

[intothewoods]

<snip> And I like the silent staring intense thing. The trick is you have to lock eyes and get very visually into one another, you can't just be silent and look out the window or some shit - do people do this?

My current luvah is the only person I've ever locked eyes with during sex. I mean, I've never been silent (unless I had to be when I was 20 and had roommates or something!) or looked out the window, but I was more likely to close my eyes. Staring into someone's eyes during sex is hard. It's almost more intimate than the sex!

That level of frustration is hot. With repeated please-please-please begging, no less!

Like the response one gets to a spread-eagle restraint, slow & shallow penetration combo. Ohhh my.

Unfairly hot post.

Sucks for you. But not most vanilla women. Lots of woman like their sex (and men) romantic and gentle.

I like it both ways, and I wouldn't critisize either way.

From what I read on this board finding the right BDSM partner isn't so easy either.

Heh, combos of gentle and rough can be quite nice as well.

 

[CurlyKat]

While I'm a firm believer that there's a time and place for all kinds of sex, reading this (and in my current mood), only one response came to mind:

Hear, hear!

 

[Netzach]

Sucks for you. But not most vanilla women. Lots of woman like their sex (and men) romantic and gentle.

I like it both ways, and I wouldn't critisize either way.

From what I read on this board finding the right BDSM partner isn't so easy either.

Romantic, gentle, absolutely. Prefer penetration with this vibe.

Clueless? Tentative? Mystified? No.

 

[WriterDom]

Women are too fickle for one approach to work. I'm lazy. I have them seduced before we ever meet.

 

[subbie_333]

Women are too fickle for one approach to work.

That's why being a pyl is a good thing - They tell you what They want you to do!

 

[Dreamliner]

I find I have to use all my senses. There is no checklist or formula that you must follow with a woman. Picking up on all the subtle hints, the situation, where you are physically and geographically.....

feed off her speech, the movement of a hand....her eyes....

I took me a long time to use my brain properly with this....I now find it invaluable.

 

[CutieMouse]

That level of frustration is hot. With repeated please-please-please begging, no less!

Like the response one gets to a spread-eagle restraint, slow & shallow penetration combo. Ohhh my.

Not.

Fair.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I find I have to use all my senses. There is no checklist or formula that you must follow with a woman. Picking up on all the subtle hints, the situation, where you are physically and geographically.....

feed off her speech, the movement of a hand....her eyes....

I took me a long time to use my brain properly with this....I now find it invaluable.

I find the hand movement hint a big plus. Especially when she's touching my thigh underneath the bar counter where no one else can see. And then when that hand moves to my cock and she smashes her tits into my arm while laughing a lusty breath-cloud of Jack & Cokes into my ear, it's time to pay the tab.

 

[WriterDom]

Not.

Fair.

Wow! Welcome back.

 

[Dreamliner]

I find the hand movement hint a big plus. Especially when she's touching my thigh underneath the bar counter where no one else can see. And then when that hand moves to my cock and she smashes her tits into my arm while laughing a lusty breath-cloud of Jack & Cokes into my ear, it's time to pay the tab.

You could be right on the button there!

It is also the more subtle movements.....watch as she lightly draws a finger up her thigh or drags her finger just under her breast across her stomach. There are the other obvious signs when she continually touches your hand briefly...


It took me too many years to get my act together.

 

[nh23]

i had to share. A friend sent me this link to a craigslist rant awhile ago and its just too dead on.

Just fucking fuck me, already

Vanilla dating has to suck.

LOL. Great article!