Bistro Bijou

[Tzara]

My boobies are generally very happy. Especially when they're unencumbered by bra-ness.

Wait. I'll ask ee.

He says they smiled at him. lol.

Smiling boobies are happy boobies. Both for owner and observer.

I think that's some kind of rule.

I think.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I stick my neck out for nobody.

I know why your smiley icon is wearin' those shades, dude.

Well, sex, drugs, happy boobie typing and a full brazilian. All the bistro needs now is Rock n' Roll.

I'm gonna be at the hot wax for a while, so I'll be off now. Y'all have a lovely evening. It's very difficult to leave when you're all in here being so brilliant, but I have some porn to write.

Think I'll go ahead and start the underwear challenge tomorrow, lowering the class of the PFD yet one more notch. I don't mean to, it just sorta happens.

And sassy, thanks. It's a stellar line. I'll always credit you in the footnotes.

bj

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Now that everyone is good and blazed, ya'll should read my font poem in the 30 in 30 thread. LOL

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Now that everyone is good and blazed, ya'll should read my font poem in the 30 in 30 thread. LOL

*laughing!*


Mind if I get orange Dorito stuff all over it? I can't seem to put this bag down.

now I'm really leaving.

you're all just too fabulous.

bj

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

*laughing!*


Mind if I get orange Dorito stuff all over it? I can't seem to put this bag down.

now I'm really leaving.

you're all just too fabulous.

bj

goodnight.

hey! I see you trying to sneak out with my poptarts!

 

[loststar]

what a happy night for boobies

My boobies are generally very happy. Especially when they're unencumbered by bra-ness.

Wait. I'll ask ee.

He says they smiled at him. lol.

I like to slide my hands up the ripcage until my fingertips touch the edge of the bra. The fingers head outward which allows the thumbs to come up. I slide my thumb under the the bra and run a thumbnail along the bottom edge of the breast, right where it joins the ribcage. I've found that area to be sensitive and understimulated. The motion has the added advantage of keeping my hands on the ribcage so I can feel the deep breaths and shuddering this move can bring.

*raises both hands but fails horribly at typing with boobs.*


A Libra walked by. The man said, "Help, I'm drowning!"
The Libra couldn't decide whether to save the man or the drowning Gemini.

and yes as a libra I want you all to know I am the most indecivie person alive

 

[champagne1982]

for lostar

Libra Sparkles

The scales of Justice are true
Balanced on a sapphire
In a virgin's hand.
Harmony and peace
Rule over your glimmering light
Venus, true blue, in the evening sky.

Bear not guilt's burden
Carried deep within your heart
Come light as a feather.
With truth and right
Lifting your soul to abide
In Fields of Peace.

 

[loststar]

for lostar

Libra Sparkles

The scales of Justice are true
Balanced on a sapphire
In a virgin's hand.
Harmony and peace
Rule over your glimmering light
Venus, true blue, in the evening sky.

Bear not guilt's burden
Carried deep within your heart
Come light as a feather.
With truth and right
Lifting your soul to abide
In Fields of Peace.

how beatiful, thankyou

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Good morning.

At least, I think it's morning. I haven't slept yet.

In other words, pass the coffee...

 

[Angeline]

Good morning.

At least, I think it's morning. I haven't slept yet.

In other words, pass the coffee...

Me neither. I pulled an all-nighter trying to finish this monster editing job. I think I have another 4-5 hours worth of work to go. Then I'll crash for a few hours before I proofread all my changes and print. Oy. The section I've been working on is over 200 pages. I have to send E-dub out to get me yet another printer cartridge.

*Clinks coffee cups with you*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm a Gemini with a Red Cross lifesaving certificate. I'm sure at least one of me could help a drowning Bijou.

E-dub is a Taurus. He'd stand on the banks and stubbornly argue that you do, too, know how to swim. Of course, before he was done making his point I'd have saved us all, made dinner and left for a jazz concert.

Have I mentioned that almost my entire chart is in Gemini?

Oh, and d-maas is a Scorp. He'd totally want to know what it feels like to be drowning. But he would help. He's a very helpful poet.

I've been married to two Geminis and to make it worse they were both one of twins I swear they both have split personalities so beware if you talk to yourself you may not know who is answering!

Geminis do tend to be just a teency bit manic.

My god, you're probably as bad as my mate. He's got SIX PLANETS in Aquarius. Lives in outer space most of the time. Air signs, lordy. Takes a lot to get them to come down and live in their bodies.

I've always had the theory that air signs tend to be kinkier than the others, for that very reason. You have to pull out whips and chains and Tarzan costumes just to get them to focus.

bj

'Ere who are you calling kinky?!

Us, Sags, are wondering what the fuss is all about. Ya'll scurry about way too much.


UYS, thank you for your flattering comment on my poem.

You are very welcome hun

That's me too. Although I've gotten much better at streamlining the planning process so that I actually do things these days. Of course, that took much planning to achieve...

The lists my god not the lists! My sister is a Sagi

As for you Champ 'my harbour on the other side of midnight's curtain' is soooooo right just so right
Why has my AV gone blurry? Is it the fug from all you've been smoking in here all night?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

ugh. Another night of insomnia...

ya know, i'm developing a general discouragement about how my stories are received on Lit. i don't feel that way with my poetry, just my stories. The last two months, I saw a change in how my stories are scoring. I'm not expecting all my stories to have stellar scores. LOL Some of my stories are mere smut and I know it. But, there are a few stories that I have written recently that I have been proud of only to see them score lower than 4.0.

Case in point, the first crossdressing story that I've ever written posted during the night. It's score so far- 3.83. It's early. The score may go up some. I wrote that story for a reader and I think it's a nice story. It seems like the scoring is becoming more and more arbitrary. I've been collecting more nasty comments on my stories than ever. Maybe, I need to just keep posting my poetry here and look elsewhere for practice with short stories or fiction in general. I've heard a couple other writers talk of their decision to do that because of all the negativity towards authors and stories here.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I only ever submitted one story and it was turned down so I didn't bother anymore then I came here and received nothing but encouragement and that's how you got stuck with me!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Gawd I'm getting pervy PMs again!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I only ever submitted one story and it was turned down so I didn't bother anymore then I came here and received nothing but encouragement and that's how you got stuck with me!

and I'm glad to be stuck with you and the rest of the bistro regulars!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Gawd I'm getting pervy PMs again!

Do they have some way of 'globally PM'ing" or do they pick the names from a hat? I've gotten two in the last 24 hours that score pretty high on the 'creepy crap' scale.

 

[CeriseNoire]

The lists my god not the lists! My sister is a Sagi

Lists are good for you. [insert evil cackle here]

ugh. Another night of insomnia...

ya know, i'm developing a general discouragement about how my stories are received on Lit. i don't feel that way with my poetry, just my stories. The last two months, I saw a change in how my stories are scoring. I'm not expecting all my stories to have stellar scores. LOL Some of my stories are mere smut and I know it. But, there are a few stories that I have written recently that I have been proud of only to see them score lower than 4.0.

Case in point, the first crossdressing story that I've ever written posted during the night. It's score so far- 3.83. It's early. The score may go up some. I wrote that story for a reader and I think it's a nice story. It seems like the scoring is becoming more and more arbitrary. I've been collecting more nasty comments on my stories than ever. Maybe, I need to just keep posting my poetry here and look elsewhere for practice with short stories or fiction in general. I've heard a couple other writers talk of their decision to do that because of all the negativity towards authors and stories here.

Well, some types of stories are much more popular here. And some authors are too, whether is for the quality of their writing or their popularity (or because they spend hours on threads devoted to their own work).

As for improving my fiction/short story skills, I got good advice in the SFF and then from an editor for something more lengthy. Honestly though the last time I checked, my most amateurish story had the highest score, while my most polished one had one of my lowest (got feedback like: too much story. too many fancy words). Could have changed though; it's been a long time since I checked scores.

These days I use a few self-editing books, have a friend or two beta read, and submit to publishers. If it gets rejected I work on it some more.

 

[sassynyc]

Gawd I'm getting pervy PMs again!

it's all that fabu blondness. they can't keep their pervy minds off of you.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Do they have some way of 'globally PM'ing" or do they pick the names from a hat? I've gotten two in the last 24 hours that score pretty high on the 'creepy crap' scale.

You're a blonde too aren't you? Must be someone with a thing for blondes!

it's all that fabu blondness. they can't keep their pervy minds off of you.

See above lol Bijou says she doesn't get them ! It always seems to be someone who hasn't anymore posts ... do they make new names to go perv?

 

[sassynyc]

You're a blonde too aren't you? Must be someone with a thing for blondes!



See above lol Bijou says she doesn't get them ! It always seems to be someone who hasn't anymore posts ... do they make new names to go perv?

i'm glad i don't get them often, but whenever i do, it's always one of the same people that sends you pm's. lol. we might be sharing stalkers at some point. the creepiest ones come from people with no posts. they like to be stealthy with their shit. those are the ones that tend to lurk. sometimes it's random, but more times than not, i've gotten them from people who have checked me out first (posts....i don't have any pics here).

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Actually I was mistaken this one has posted before and seems to have a thing for older women and is quite young and good looking if his pics are to be believed but he does nothing for me and anyone that has to send messages to strange women to get his kicks seems like desperation measures to me lol flashing by proxy!!

 

[sassynyc]

amen to that.

 

[Homburg]

I don't get random pervy PM's.

 

[sassynyc]

count yourself fortunate. they're quite un-cute.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Actually I was mistaken this one has posted before and seems to have a thing for older women and is quite young and good looking if his pics are to be believed but he does nothing for me and anyone that has to send messages to strange women to get his kicks seems like desperation measures to me lol flashing by proxy!!

TOO FUNNY! That's the last one I got! Showed my partner the pic of him "laying there" and she just snorted and asked what would possess someone to 'pose' like that.

You must be right, it's that damn blonde, sex magnet thing we've got going on. Oh, well - hard job, but somebody has to do it!