Who's up for sex right now?

[voluptuary_manque]

How about now then?

How about 4:00 pm, PDT? If you can be here by then, I'll be ready.

 

[_Lynn_]

How about 4:00 pm, PDT? If you can be here by then, I'll be ready.

Sure.

((Since you didn't specify the day, month or year))

 

[irishrule05]

Sure.

((Since you didn't specify the day, month or year))

you shouldn't be made to wait

 

[tickledkitty]

90% of you said yes. Hmmm...

 

[NoJo]

With you?

How fast can you get here?

I can get there fast, so best put the kettle on for tea now

 

[NoJo]

90% of you said yes. Hmmm...

90% of me wants to have sex with 90% of you

 

[tickledkitty]

90% of me wants to have sex with 90% of you

The other 10% of you doesn't want to have sex with my remaining 10%?

 

[irishrule05]

90% of you said yes. Hmmm...

did you increase the percentage responding "yes"?

 

[NoJo]

The other 10% of you doesn't want to have sex with my remaining 10%?

Maybe your 10% and my 10% can go out to the movies or something instead

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Nothing personal, you understand, but 100% of me doesn't want to have sex with any of Joe. Sorry.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I hadn't thought of that ...
You've just made Wenchie and I very happy

Then my job here is finished. To the Sexmobile!

 

[Liar]

Nothing personal, you understand, but 100% of me doesn't want to have sex with any of Joe. Sorry.

Have you actually asked the hair on your back?

Didn't think so.

 

[NoJo]

I think this thread needs a ticketing system

 

[Guest]

I can get there fast, so best put the kettle on for tea now

I have a kettle but I live in the U.S., after all.

You'd better bring the tea.

 

[tickledkitty]

did you increase the percentage responding "yes"?

I did.

 

[NoJo]

I have a kettle but I live in the U.S., after all.

You'd better bring the tea.

Okay. I hope you like marmite. I can't really imagine tea and crumpets and sex without it

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Nothing personal, you understand, but 100% of me doesn't want to have sex with any of Joe. Sorry.

The thought does tend to make one a bit woozy. http://bestsmileys.com/sick/7.gif

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Okay. I hope you like marmite. I can't really imagine tea and crumpets and sex without it

Do you generally eat the stuff or use it as a lubricant?

Because I don't think I could eat it.

 

[TE999]

Do you generally eat the stuff or use it as a lubricant?

Because I don't think I could eat it.

Isn't that marmite stuff used to caulk windows, or is it loosen rusted bolts? Whatever.

As to the question:

Oh yeah...definitely yes...you betcha...uh huh...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Do you generally eat the stuff or use it as a lubricant?

Because I don't think I could eat it.

I don't think you'd like it for lube, either . . .

 

[Lovepotion69]

marmite? Yuck!!!

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I don't think you'd like it for lube, either . . .

Considering Marmite is yeast-based, using it as lube strikes me as a poor idea.

 

[tickledkitty]

Maybe your 10% and my 10% can go out to the movies or something instead

I guess we'll need something to do while the other 180% is having sex.

 

[shereads]

I'm staying with Republican church-going folk. This house would implode if sex happened here.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I'm staying with Republican church-going folk. This house would implode if sex happened here.

I've had sex many a time at my in-laws and the house is still standing.