Is LIT a "Porn" site?

[sr71plt]

My my... we are feeling feisty tonight. I promise I get even WISER with more alcohol. Soon I will once again recall the meaning of life!

What... is this pick on Elianna night? Do you always get feisty right after making a sum of money? Tell me about your mother...

No, no, let's hear about your mother. You're so much more fascinating.

 

[Elianna]

No, no, let's hear about your mother. You're so much more fascinating.

Exactly what do you find so fascinating about me SR?

Read back a few posts, I think I mentioned my mother.

 

[Guest]

Exactly what do you find so fascinating about me SR?

Read back a few posts, I think I mentioned my mother.

I think he's had too much wine.

Delightfully charming, though.

 

[Elianna]

I think he's had too much wine.

Delightfully charming, though.

I was kinda hoping to get in a mild discussion. I'm feeling a little scrappy tonight.

 

[Guest]

I was kinda hoping to get in a mild discussion. I'm feeling a little scrappy tonight.

Well, I'm sure BFW is around here somewhere.

 

[Elianna]

Well, I'm sure BFW is around here somewhere.

Nah... I have him on ignore. Amazing how much quieter the AH is without seeing him.

 

[Guest]

Nah... I have him on ignore. Amazing how much quieter the AH is without seeing him.

As do I.

Enough trying to understand/help/soothe/listen to bitching, ranting, etc.

 

[Elianna]

As do I.

Enough trying to understand/help/soothe/listen to bitching, ranting, etc.

There are some that are hopeless. I know as educators we don't want to believe it, but there are just some we have to let go.
Fly annoying little bird, fly...

 

[Guest]

There are some that are hopeless. I know as educators we don't want to believe it, but there are just some we have to let go.
Fly annoying little bird, fly...

I generally tell students who are engaging in annoying behaviors to do that at home.

You know, impress their parents.

 

[Elianna]

I generally tell students who are engaging in annoying behaviors to do that at home.

You know, impress their parents.

That's cute, I'll have to remember it.

However, sometimes you meet the parents... Apples don't fall far from the tree. But occasionally a few will roll; far, very far.

 

[Guest]

That's cute, I'll have to remember it.

However, sometimes you meet the parents... Apples don't fall far from the tree. But occasionally a few will roll; far, very far.

Oh, my yes.

It's sometimes frightening.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Oh, my yes.

It's sometimes frightening.

And if you really want to know why little Sally is such a pain, watch her mother drive when she comes after school to pick the little Hellspawn up!

 

[THROBBS]

Of course I meant YOU... I hope you look at porn gladly... otherwise I might have to tell you to shut your eye...eyes...whatever.

By looking at your AV you might have some problems covering all of that surface area in order to wank properly. Now there's an interesting thought. How does one successfully wank oneself with your...ah... condition?

Oh, and I think Lit is a porn site, but I think it also has some stellar erotic fiction. And now I will drink some more!

I dive into a bush!

 

[Curse_Of_Undeath]

I've read this entire thread, and have concluded that, for most, the "porn vs. erotica" discussion is one of semantics. For my part, I've always thought that 'porn' was the act and that 'erotica' was the act along with the "befores" and "afters" and in some cases, the consequences.

But is it a question of semantics? Or is it a simple question of weight ratios? After all, a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut, right?

 

[rgraham666]

That depends. Is the bird African or European?

 

[Curse_Of_Undeath]

That depends. Is the bird African or European?

I don't know that-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.

All: And me. And me too. And me.

Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

 

[Curse_Of_Undeath]

I've noticed that, throughout this entire thread, is the tendency to be silly!!

Now, nobody enjoys a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps for my wife...and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson.

Okay, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point!

I'm warning this thread NOT TO GET SILLY AGAIN!

Now for something decent...something military...some precision drilling.

 

[Guest]

I've noticed that, throughout this entire thread, is the tendency to be silly!!

Now, nobody enjoys a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps for my wife...and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson.

Okay, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point!

I'm warning this thread NOT TO GET SILLY AGAIN!

Now for something decent...something military...some precision drilling.

*wanking silly*

 

[Guest]

Singing -

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Now for something decent...something military...some precision drilling.

Gee, I've never called cadence to someone fucking before. How would that go? Fuck . . . two . . . three . . . four, fuck . . . two . . . three . . . four . . .

Or "Awright, drop down and gimme head!

Still seems silly to me . . .

 

[Guest]

Gee, I've never called cadence to someone fucking before. How would that go? Fuck . . . two . . . three . . . four, fuck . . . two . . . three . . . four . . .

Or "Awright, drop down and gimme head!

Still seems silly to me . . .

Yes, SIR!

 

[Curse_Of_Undeath]

Stop that, stop that...it's silly...and a bit suspect, I think!

And now for something completely different...

















...a guinea pig driving a car
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/Nyarlathotep9/Stuff/john_warner_1.jpg

 

[Elianna]

Get the HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!!!

 

[bisexualsmoker]

Of course Literotica is a porn site.That's why I might have problems
when I run as Governor of New Mexico.Not that I could run as Governor of New Mexico,
but that's besides the point.