Bistro Bijou

[Sara Crewe]

Um, you don't exactly work for the local tourism department, do you, Ms. C?

lol I was thinking the same thing but more along the lines of, "..and this is the reason why I am glad I live here." Our bitey things are smaller.

 

[Homburg]

One of the things I hated about living in LA was that it was sunny all the time. Depressed me no end.

Yep. Northwesterner.

Yup, I was in LA for a few weeks for training and the weather was revoltingly dull.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

A lovely several pages have gone by, and I am once again impressed by the regulars round here...

Sassy, I hear you on the name calling thing. That's the other half of the policy I tend to have - if you gotta own and transform something then you gotta, or you can go with the opposite end. A simple

"I've been called much worse, by far better"

tends to suffice for those moments.

That's generally accompanied by various hand gestures. You'll just have to imagine, I guess.

hey y'all. Anyone else around here enfolded in the rapture of the infinite today, despite our various weather and insect profiles?

bj

 

[Anschul]

I am a perverted, deviant freak.

I am a sadistic bastard.

I am an asshole. And a jerk.

Not really trying to take the names back. Just being honest

Porch Monkeys represent!

Yes you are, but you are OUR sadistic bastard, asshole, and jerk. And we love you for just those very things.

 

[Sara Crewe]

hey y'all. Anyone else around here enfolded in the rapture of the infinite today, despite our various weather and insect profiles?

bj

The world feels small today in a good way like I could touch every single one of you.

 

[The_Fool]

The world feels small today in a good way like I could touch every single one of you.

I like thinking about this in a very naughty way, whether you meant to imply that direction or not. I'm such a user...

 

[Sara Crewe]

I like thinking about this in a very naughty way, whether you meant to imply that direction or not. I'm such a user...

I have a giving nature and I am good to my friends.

I will allow each and everyone of you to define your "Sara" touch in your own way.

 

[Homburg]

Yes you are, but you are OUR sadistic bastard, asshole, and jerk. And we love you for just those very things.

You love me because I'm an asshole?

And people say I'm the deviant.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I like thinking about this in a very naughty way, whether you meant to imply that direction or not. I'm such a user...

You two would get along famously, I suspect. Sara, you were gone when this happened. I had my very own brush with fame.

I have a giving nature and I am good to my friends.

I will allow each and everyone of you to define your "Sara" touch in your own way.

*defining very vividly*

o yeah

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

You two would get along famously, I suspect. Sara, you were gone when this happened. I had my very own brush with fame.



*defining very vividly*

o yeah

bj

Oh! I'm jealous. Did you steal Fool artifacts? We could sell them on ebay. Or, you could kidnap Fool and auction HIM on ebay. Will you ship to Canada?


Paint my hand in technicolour, baby.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I was going to say "for the fridge"

but that implies a closeness I don't usually share with appliances

*ahem*


I live between the pages
of reality like a folded memory
of a disconnected utopia.
On a postcard without words
but never empty, tucked
between the pages
and able to pause
but not halt your story.

Pulled from the spine
that holds the everyday
its crease stretches
slowly, hiding
the image with a wordless
turn of its shoulder. Turn
and see the picture
on the other side and swim
in its confusion. Believe
without touch or breath. Look
past the colour
of my eyes and feel
my skin beneath your finger
my lips against yours
and hear me say your name
like no other. I am inside you
and you are inside me.

 

[sassynyc]

One of the things I hated about living in LA was that it was sunny all the time. Depressed me no end.

Yep. Northwesterner.

I'm a NYer with no viable excuse. We get plenty of sun, and summers are generally wretched (I'm not big on scorchers). While the sun is ok...sometimes.... I never met a cloudy day I didn't like.

 

[sassynyc]

I am amazed anyone could do it!! Oh and you know already that I think the world of you.
I suppose a lot of what ails me isn't helped by the fact that I know a lot of what happened stemmed from my own stupdity , stupid for not stopping to think that the poem was too risqué for my 'normal' friends and I should have kept it to myself. Stupid for talking about one of the people who did object behind her back and not in very complementary terms. Stupid for not realising the person I did tell wouldn't keep her mouth shut although I never uttered a word she has said to me about other people (she did once tell me that nothing I said would ever go further than her but I guess over time she forgot). Stupid for caring that I can't go back to my chatroom that I have used most nights for the last 5 years for fear that I know I will be snubbed by some that I care deeply for or even worse taken to task and reduced to tears again. I can't go and chat play my music hear their news and I miss them like hell already and it's my own stuuuuuuuupid fault. This online world can be a very lonely place you know ........
We are supposed to be going to a room meet in November and the one who dropped me in the shit is supposed to be staying one night and travelling up to Scotland with us and leaving her car in my stepsons drive. I haven't cancelled it yet but I will have to as if I can't face their condemnation or being snubbed in a chatroom I certainly can't face to face. I haven't told her yet we won't be going she was supposed to be doing some work for me online that has to be in by the 10th and she hasn't let me have it yet and until I do get it I can hardly tell her her lift to Scotland is off.

Nowhere is it written, that having a big heart and trusting people who mean something to you, makes you stupid. And if it were written anywhere, it would be wrong. This proves you're a lot more capable of trust than you think you are. That's a good thing. These prople were undeserving of that trust. Please don't let these (fill in appropriate expletives...you know them better than I) snuff out the firecracker we all know and love. You'd just be giving them permission to make you someone you're not, and they don't have that right.
(Read the first quote in my sig line...means the world to me)

I won't propose to tell you, I know how you feel, because I don't. I will say, I'd rather you chalk this up to an error in judgement, than beat yourself up and call yourself stupid. You're allowed those errors. Everyone has them at some point. All you can do is learn from it. It will get better. Until then, we make pretty good chat surrogates. Best part is, you already know we're perverts. And we're actually nice. Can't go wrong with that combo.

On Behalf of A Compassionate, Insightful Pack of Deviants,
Sassy

*hugs*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Nowhere is it written, that having a big heart and trusting people who mean something to you, makes you stupid. And if it were written anywhere, it would be wrong. This proves you're a lot more capable of trust than you think you are. That's a good thing. These prople were undeserving of that trust. Please don't let these (fill in appropriate expletives...you know them better than I) snuff out the firecracker we all know and love. You'd just be giving them permission to make you someone you're not, and they don't have that right.
(Read the first quote in my sig line...means the world to me)

I won't propose to tell you, I know how you feel, because I don't. I will say, I'd rather you chalk this up to an error in judgement, than beat yourself up and call yourself stupid. You're allowed those errors. Everyone has them at some point. All you can do is learn from it. It will get better. Until then, we make pretty good chat surrogates. Best part is, you already know we're perverts. And we're actually nice. Can't go wrong with that combo.

On Behalf of A Compassionate, Insightful Pack of Deviants,
Sassy

*hugs*

WORD.

WORD.

Have I mentioned lately that you rock? Totally?

bj

 

[sassynyc]

WORD.

WORD.

Have I mentioned lately that you rock? Totally?

bj

Gosh. Golly. Thanks.

Ditto, but you know this.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Since none of you appear to like the sun very much, I have decided you are all vampires.

It's not a problem. I still think y'all rock.

Don't mind the metal plated turtle neck. They are all the rage in Canada this year, honest.

 

[Tzara]

I'm a NYer with no viable excuse. We get plenty of sun, and summers are generally wretched (I'm not big on scorchers). While the sun is ok...sometimes.... I never met a cloudy day I didn't like.

OK. I am totally perving on you now. Even bringing out the big guns: the incomparable Ms. Lena Horne.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Since none of you appear to like the sun very much, I have decided you are all vampires.

It's not a problem. I still think y'all rock.

Don't mind the metal plated turtle neck. They are all the rage in Canada this year, honest.

Are you talking about the burning ball of fire in the sky?

I threw rocks at it again today but it still won't go away.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Are you talking about the burning ball of fire in the sky?

I threw rocks at it again today but it still won't go away.

bj

Aw, you have hurt his feelings.

Go give him a hug before he burns you.

 

[Tzara]

Are you talking about the burning ball of fire in the sky?

I threw rocks at it again today but it still won't go away.

bj

Please just keep it centered over Kansas. The low light it gives from there is pleasant. Mood lighting, almost. We who live in The Most Wonderful Place on Earth appreciate your sacrifice.

It's part of our grace, before meals: And thank you, people of Kansas, for bearing the brunt of Sol...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Please just keep it centered over Kansas. The low light it gives from there is pleasant. Mood lighting, almost. We who live in The Most Wonderful Place on Earth appreciate your sacrifice.

It's part of our grace, before meals: And thank you, people of Kansas, for bearing the brunt of Sol...

Got yer back on that. Do you know we have more sunny days than any state in the union except Hawaii?

For someone who's functionally allergic to direct sunlight, it's odd that I love this place so much.

gotta go soon. brb
bj

 

[Anschul]

You love me because I'm an asshole?

And people say I'm the deviant.

What was it our parents told us to say in first grade when someone called us a name--"it takes one to know one." I love you because I feel a kinship with you. I understand that sometimes I have to be an asshole to make what I need to happen happen. Isn't that it? I think that we all need to be an asshole sometimes. At least i know I do.

 

[Homburg]

What was it our parents told us to say in first grade when someone called us a name--"it takes one to know one." I love you because I feel a kinship with you. I understand that sometimes I have to be an asshole to make what I need to happen happen. Isn't that it? I think that we all need to be an asshole sometimes. At least i know I do.

Asshole: Not just a hobby any more.

You rock, Chef. Just so's ya know.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Asshole: Not just a hobby any more.

You rock, Chef. Just so's ya know.

You guys both need your melons slapped.

*slaps both of yer melons*

Neither one of you is an asshole.

I like you both. I do not like assholes. Therefore you are not assholes.

QED

 

[Tzara]

You guys both need your melons slapped.

*slaps both of yer melons*

Neither one of you is an asshole.

I like you both. I do not like assholes. Therefore you are not assholes.

QED

*pokes head up*

Is Sara slapping assholes? Should I be envious, or just watch?

*snicker, hides*

Heh heh heh heh. Poor bastards.