Bistro Bijou

[Homburg]

I am a perverted, deviant freak.

I am a sadistic bastard.

I am an asshole. And a jerk.

Not really trying to take the names back. Just being honest

Porch Monkeys represent!

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Homburg, you have been pretty nice to me, actually. And ya know, I really appreciate that.

 

[Tzara]

I am a perverted, deviant freak.

I am a sadistic bastard.

I am an asshole. And a jerk.

Well, I like you anyway.


And besides, you're on that other coast.

 

[Homburg]

Homburg, you have been pretty nice to me, actually. And ya know, I really appreciate that.

I'm, uh, um, preparing for the big reveal. Yeah, that's it.

*hugs* You rock, darlin.

--

Well, I like you anyway.


And besides, you're on that other coast.

Well, thank you. Not sure about the "other coast" comment. It's jealousy, isn't it? I've been over on the wrong coast. Ours is better. You can move, y'know.

 

[Homburg]

I just had a "D'oh!" moment. I was in Long Island for five days over the previous weekend, and we have Bistrovians in that overall area. Hot Bistrovians. Specifically hot Bistrovians that I perv on.

Dammit!

 

[Tzara]

Well, thank you. Not sure about the "other coast" comment. It's jealousy, isn't it? I've been over on the wrong coast. Ours is better. You can move, y'know.

We have better weather. And our coffee is fresh.

You do know it's all mass brewed in a plant in suburban Seattle and shipped around the world in leased Boeing 747 tankers, don't you? Don't you?

Coffee. Software. Online bookstores.

Seattle pnws you Easties. Sorry.

 

[Homburg]

We have better weather. And our coffee is fresh.

You do know it's all mass brewed in a plant in suburban Seattle and shipped around the world in leased Boeing 747 tankers, don't you? Don't you?

Coffee. Software. Online bookstores.

Seattle pnws you Easties. Sorry.

You said "better weather" and "Seattle" in the same post.

The fuck?!?

I lived in Seattle for six months as a young child. I remember three things about Seattle. The Space Needle, a dept store that had a sad gorilla in it's entrance, and one sunny day playing on the patio. why do I remember that day? Because it was the only sunny day that occurred int he six months we lived there.

Online bookstores can be accessed anywhere. They're online FFS. Software can likewise be had anywhere.And DHL can get you your coffee while it is still fresh.

 

[sassynyc]

I am a perverted, deviant freak.

I am a sadistic bastard.

I am an asshole. And a jerk.

Not really trying to take the names back. Just being honest

Porch Monkeys represent!

LMAO! You are so crass. I love it.

See, here's why I suck at this whole taking-back-of-names-business. I don't have the patience to claim it, transform it and then embrace it. It's the long way around the mulberry bush, to me. I'm much more of a fuck-you-you're about-as-relevant-as-pocket-lint kinda chick. I reject it, straight outta the gate.
I'm not going to allow someone to brand me with a definition, like chattel. Then I have to pay for the laser surgery to have said brand removed? Uh uh.

I'm extremely self-analytical, so I'm painfully aware of all my flaws. I kick my own ass enough. Another human being couldn't possibly work me over any worse. If there's any truth in ill spoken words, I can bite that bullet, and own anything that applies to me. I think what can really throw you, is when ugly personal truth is brought to light, and you've never acknowledged it. Conversely, if someone is recklessly talking out of their ass regarding me and any untruth, I have to dismiss them immediately. Barring words that could put me and mine in any type of danger, they will not get a rise from me. The minute someone knows they can work you like Giupetto, you're done. You will spend your life exhausted from dancing, every time they press play. It kind of takes the wind out of their sails once they realize they can't put chinks in your armor.

Bj, you have a saintly tolerance for the inexcusably stupid. That's gotta be redeemable for a pair of wings and a halo, or something.

 

[Homburg]

LMAO! You are so crass. I love it.

I just call it like I see it.

I'm not going to allow someone to brand me with a definition, like chattel. Then I have to pay for the laser surgery to have said brand removed? Uh uh.[.quote]

All of the people in this world that really matter to me can rightfully be referred to as chattel. Some even deserve that title legally (children are your chattel until age of majority).

And branding cane be very.... hot

I'm extremely self-analytical, so I'm painfully aware of all my flaws. I kick my own ass enough. Another human being couldn't possibly work me over any worse. If there's any truth in ill spoken words, I can bite that bullet, and own anything that applies to me. I think what can really throw you, is when ugly personal truth is brought to light, and you've never acknowledged it.

Wishful thinking. There will be words that can cut you, no matter how aware you think you are. People can be vicious.

they will not get a rise from me. The minute someone knows they can work you like Giupetto, you're done. You will spend your life exhausted from dancing, every time they press play. It kind of takes the wind out of their sails once they realize they can't put chinks in your armor.

You say this like it a bad thing.

 

[Tzara]

You said "better weather" and "Seattle" in the same post.

The fuck?!?

I'm a Native. Overcast is Good.

I lived in Seattle for six months as a young child. I remember three things about Seattle. The Space Needle, a dept store that had a sad gorilla in it's entrance, and one sunny day playing on the patio. why do I remember that day? Because it was the only sunny day that occurred int he six months we lived there.

(1) The Space Needle is still here. (2) The B&I is in Tacoma, which no one who lives here would ever mistake for Seattle, and (3) We've had two (mostly) sunny days just in the last week!

Skeptic.

Online bookstores can be accessed anywhere. They're online FFS. Software can likewise be had anywhere.And DHL can get you your coffee while it is still fresh.

(1) Yes, they can. ka-ching! (2) Yes, it can. ka-ching! (3) DHL? Coffee? This coastal cultural gap is wider than I had first thought.

 

[sassynyc]

All of the people in this world that really matter to me can rightfully be referred to as chattel. Some even deserve that title legally (children are your chattel until age of majority).

As these are people you love, and who love you, I'm sure they don't mind.
I'm speaking personally. That definition wouldn't work for me.

And branding cane be very.... hot

Yes, if that's your bag. Branding however, figuratively or literally, isn't even in the same zip code as my bag.

Wishful thinking. There will be words that can cut you, no matter how aware you think you are. People can be vicious.

I'm not naive enough to think I can't be hurt. Anyone can be. It's human nature. But the blow is harder when you haven't come to terms with/recognized your faults.

You say this like it a bad thing.

All of this is relative. For me, it would be a bad thing. Asking "how high?" when someone says "jump" doesn't go over well with me.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm apparently 24. Yay me. I wonder if less of a splitting headache would improve my scores in this game.

Ugh.







What she said. Yay, algebra. The fact that I could do this with the aforementioned splitting headache impresses me.

I am amazed anyone could do it!! Oh and you know already that I think the world of you.
I suppose a lot of what ails me isn't helped by the fact that I know a lot of what happened stemmed from my own stupdity , stupid for not stopping to think that the poem was too risqué for my 'normal' friends and I should have kept it to myself. Stupid for talking about one of the people who did object behind her back and not in very complementary terms. Stupid for not realising the person I did tell wouldn't keep her mouth shut although I never uttered a word she has said to me about other people (she did once tell me that nothing I said would ever go further than her but I guess over time she forgot). Stupid for caring that I can't go back to my chatroom that I have used most nights for the last 5 years for fear that I know I will be snubbed by some that I care deeply for or even worse taken to task and reduced to tears again. I can't go and chat play my music hear their news and I miss them like hell already and it's my own stuuuuuuuupid fault. This online world can be a very lonely place you know ........
We are supposed to be going to a room meet in November and the one who dropped me in the shit is supposed to be staying one night and travelling up to Scotland with us and leaving her car in my stepsons drive. I haven't cancelled it yet but I will have to as if I can't face their condemnation or being snubbed in a chatroom I certainly can't face to face. I haven't told her yet we won't be going she was supposed to be doing some work for me online that has to be in by the 10th and she hasn't let me have it yet and until I do get it I can hardly tell her her lift to Scotland is off.

 

[Homburg]

I'm a Native. Overcast is Good.
(1) The Space Needle is still here. (2) The B&I is in Tacoma, which no one who lives here would ever mistake for Seattle, and (3) We've had two (mostly) sunny days just in the last week!

Skeptic.

Tacoma? Pfft, I was five. We drove, there was a gorilla. Like I know what town it was in.

Six months. One sunny day. And my definition of sunny day does not include the word "overcast"

(1) Yes, they can. ka-ching! (2) Yes, it can. ka-ching! (3) DHL? Coffee? This coastal cultural gap is wider than I had first thought.

DHL is a delivery service, man. It can get anything to anywhere remarkably fast.

 

[Homburg]

As these are people you love, and who love you, I'm sure they don't mind.
I'm speaking personally. That definition wouldn't work for me.

Well, it has in the past. To me too. Always pissed me off. When I read the children as chattel idea I was pissed. That said, I can understand all about it not being applicable where you are in your life now.

Yes, if that's your bag. Branding however, figuratively or literally, isn't even in the same zip code as my bag.

There's some really cool, artistic stuff going on with electric branding pens in the BM world. Really amazing stuff. I've actually done some branding pointillism style. It's called cell popping. Very neat stuff, and can be used to make some really beautiful designs.

I'm not naive enough to think I can't be hurt. Anyone can be. It's human nature. But the blow is harder when you haven't come to terms with/recognized your faults.

I take a realistic view of things. It doesn't matter how much I acknowledge my faults, or how much I come to terms with myself, if one of my daughters gets mad at me and yells "I HATE YOU!" it will hurt.

(not that either has done this, but the teenage years are approaching, so who knows)

All of this is relative. For me, it would be a bad thing. Asking "how high?" when someone says "jump" doesn't go over well with me.

Heh, me neither. But it still is not always a bad thing =P

 

[Tzara]

Six months. One sunny day. And my definition of sunny day does not include the word "overcast".

One of the things I hated about living in LA was that it was sunny all the time. Depressed me no end.

Yep. Northwesterner.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Tacoma? Pfft, I was five. We drove, there was a gorilla. Like I know what town it was in.

Six months. One sunny day. And my definition of sunny day does not include the word "overcast"



DHL is a delivery service, man. It can get anything to anywhere remarkably fast.

I hope it is better than the delivery service that was delivering my new monitor and insisted no one was in to receive it so they left a card. I said I was in the whole time and I can find no card in my hall ... oh yes there was they insisted we put it inside your glass doorway ....... ermmmmm I don't have a glass doorway oh dear they only tried to deliver to the wrong address!

 

[Sara Crewe]

One of the things I hated about living in LA was that it was sunny all the time. Depressed me no end.

Yep. Northwesterner.

Y'all are livin' in the wrong country so don't even talk about weather.


*sits down with her back against the wall*

 

[Tzara]

Y'all are livin' in the wrong country so don't even talk about weather.


*sits down with her back against the wall*

We think of ourselves as honorary Canadians down here. I even know what a "riding" is.

I think.



Besides, I'm farther north than you are, m'dear.

 

[Sara Crewe]

We think of ourselves as honorary Canadians down here. I even know what a "riding" is.

I think.



Besides, I'm farther north than you are, m'dear.

I bet you do know what a riding is. You're a smart man, after all.


I kinda like being south to your north.

 

[Tzara]

I bet you do know what a riding is. You're a smart man, after all.


I kinda like being south to your north.

Heh heh.


Where's that blushy emotionalcon thingie?

 

[Sara Crewe]

Heh heh.


Where's that blushy emotionalcon thingie?

It's gone.

I e-murdered it.

You'll have to look smug instead.

 

[champagne1982]

... I'm more norther than youse are. We have skeeters here that rival the size of Winnipeg's gullquitoes << cross between a seagull and yep, you guessed it. Ours are part raven here.

 

[Tzara]

It's gone.

I e-murdered it.

You'll have to look smug instead.

I'm probably up to that.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm probably up to that.

Up to something, for sure.

 

[Tzara]

... I'm more norther than youse are. We have skeeters here that rival the size of Winnipeg's gullquitoes << cross between a seagull and yep, you guessed it. Ours are part raven here.

Um, you don't exactly work for the local tourism department, do you, Ms. C?