sassynyc
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Oh Tzara....
The PAIN that I am in, from laughing at the moment, is beyond adequate verbal expression.
I think I may need oxygen.
*ROFFL!!!*
Bistro Bijou
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Oh Tzara....
The PAIN that I am in, from laughing at the moment, is beyond adequate verbal expression.
I think I may need oxygen.
*ROFFL!!!*
Angeline
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Sara Crewe
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I say you get the hair. Think of the fun you could have with clients.
ETA; I turned Avs on to see Ice Ice Baby and now I realize that I left myself naked. When I walk in naked people, I need you to tell me. I don't need any more tickets.
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unpredictablebijou
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We were hoping you wouldn't notice that you were naked. We like the naked thing in here.
So put an AV up, already.
Boobs are probably too much to ask for, I know, but if I didn't ask, I wouldn't be being True To Myself.
As to Tzara's hair, I'm thinking the sartorial eloquence might be a pretty good move too.
Think that outfit would work with a mogador silk tie?
I must be off for a bit (quiet down, there, with the comments) what I mean is, I'm leaving for a bit. Dinner and all. I hope UYS is still in her skivvies when I get back.
bj
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Well, then don't click on this or on the B side.As long as I don't have to hear him, he's fine.
That's funny. All that funky bistro action seems to have ground to a halt.
Sorry. Maybe we should put on something a bit more lively.
There's some rumor about Sara being, um, unclothed somewhere in the bistro. I can't seem to find the right room. Damn place is like a rabbit warren. Can someone, please, direct me?
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Sorry to be difficult, but why?
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unpredictablebijou
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Not ground to a halt. Everyone got over-inspired for a moment and had to go make phone calls and take cold showers.
You heard her. She's back there. Go help her, um, find some clothes.
*hands you an armful of silk ties*
I must actually go, momentarily. I'll be back. Carry on. I think you know where everything is.
bj
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Now that, is a great idea for an av.
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You do realize it's impossible for me not to make a joke about you calling me thick here, right?
I can't help myself. Please stop me. It's the mouth. It never stops talking.
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I clicked on the first one. He really doesn't bother me as much as other uh artists. I swear I heard him say "boisterous mushroom" in there somewhere. I could have heard it wrong, like some people think "scuse me while I kiss this guy" is a line from Purple Haze.
We could have outre rappers av week and I could be MC Hammer. Or not. I guess I'd really rather be MC Hawking.
unpredictablebijou
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O what a most excellent Idea!
I wanna be Salt.
I have jeans just like that, actually. Only it's cause I won't throw them away, not cause I bought them that way.
bj
eta: thick indeed, I suspect. And yes, I'd say address the mouth first. It's the most, uh, troublesome.
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Tell me if you were friends with Mark Wahlberg that you would ever let him live this down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387ZDGSKVSg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387ZDGSKVSg
the Snood
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Bistro blanc
Thus spake Tzara:
> Do we have grapes? I like grapes.
>
> And a good seat for the mud wrestling later.
Hmmm... Well, the best grapes are those fertilized with nitrates, such as sodium nitrate with a little rock phosphate, rather than through ammonia injection, so the f-ratio could be relevant here.
'Course, you'd best not piss in your fields if you're using NaNO3 - urea nitrate is very unfriendly stuff.
How 'bout grape wrestling. We could brew Chateaus Bijou from the juices ^H^H^H^H^H^H runoff.
Save a seat for me, if you please.
Snood
Thus spake Tzara:
> Do we have grapes? I like grapes.
>
> And a good seat for the mud wrestling later.
Hmmm... Well, the best grapes are those fertilized with nitrates, such as sodium nitrate with a little rock phosphate, rather than through ammonia injection, so the f-ratio could be relevant here.
'Course, you'd best not piss in your fields if you're using NaNO3 - urea nitrate is very unfriendly stuff.
How 'bout grape wrestling. We could brew Chateaus Bijou from the juices ^H^H^H^H^H^H runoff.
Save a seat for me, if you please.
Snood
sassynyc
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Three pages zoomed by while I was out. Sheesh.
Going camping this weekend plus a few days, so I'll not be around. Love to all y'all (Southerism meaning everyone currently present).
We shall miss the presence of the hat. Have fun
Homburg
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We shall miss the presence of the hat. Have fun
*doffs the hat*
Thank you. I shall endeavour to enjoy myself
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