Bistro Bijou

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spank her?
i'm just blurting....don't mind me

Bad.

Very bad.

I think you are illegal in Kansas.

How true. Many things about me are either illegal or heavily taxed here.


laughing. Her Majesty would not approve.

Spank her was what came to mind for me too. And besides, it IS supposed to be an erotic villanelle.

good evening, all.

Wish I could get plastered tonight, but I guess that's not such a great thing to do the night before surgery. LOL

Since I can't get drunk off my ass in the real world, I'm gonna get sloshed here! Hit me! Anything potent will do.

How bout this? That's pretty potent.

bj
 
If you see Super-Geek, you should ask her to google it.

She can solve anything.

*throws SG signal in the air*

We've got to get you an insignia.

um, I meant "her'....get "her" an insignia.

be glad i'm quick on my feet....i don't think they caught on

ETA:
Here's
a prototype for her outfit. Nothing etched in stone. We can modify it.
 
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*throws SG signal in the air*

We've got to get you an insignia.

um, I meant "her'....get "her" an insignia.

be glad i'm quick on my feet....i don't think they caught on


Were y'all talking? I was just staring at yer assorted quality boobage.

And UYS's, well, everything.

*points accusingly at Sara*
She's distracting me so I can't focus on my villanelle and my 30 in 30 at all. And getting me drunk, too.

What rhymes with "fellatio"?

bj
 
Were y'all talking? I was just staring at yer assorted quality boobage.

And UYS's, well, everything.

*points accusingly at Sara*
She's distracting me so I can't focus on my villanelle and my 30 in 30 at all. And getting me drunk, too.

What rhymes with "fellatio"?

bj

bell ratio
 
*throws SG signal in the air*

We've got to get you an insignia.

um, I meant "her'....get "her" an insignia.

be glad i'm quick on my feet....i don't think they caught on


Phew that was a close one. Don't tell Bijou either that I am secretly a super hero named Super Geek. She'll blab, I know it.

Were y'all talking? I was just staring at yer assorted quality boobage.

And UYS's, well, everything.

*points accusingly at Sara*
She's distracting me so I can't focus on my villanelle and my 30 in 30 at all. And getting me drunk, too.

What rhymes with "fellatio"?

bj

Snow blob

and I am not.
 
Were y'all talking? I was just staring at yer assorted quality boobage.

And UYS's, well, everything.

*points accusingly at Sara*
She's distracting me so I can't focus on my villanelle and my 30 in 30 at all. And getting me drunk, too.

What rhymes with "fellatio"?
bj

down, I go?
I dunno....the E&J's got me all fuzzy. lemme think some more.
 
bell ratio

NICE! You're really on it today. *looks accusingly* are you sober? We can't have that.

Phew that was a close one. Don't tell Bijou either that I am secretly a super hero named Super Geek. She'll blab, I know it.



Snow blob

and I am not.

*roffling*

I won't tell either. But I frickin LOVE the outfit.

I dunno, though. I'm seeing some deep greens, or gold and teal. Go better with the hazelnut toenails.

The boots need to be transparent. The color of the toenails is essential, and part of the super powers. It's like Green Lantern, only with a bottle of nail polish.

bj
 
beej, what's goin' on with your sig line? your "size" is showing. :eek:

cover that thing up.....even though this is that kinda place
 
beej, what's goin' on with your sig line? your "size" is showing. :eek:

cover that thing up.....even though this is that kinda place

I was, um, fixin it. And doing some other stuff too. And then some things happened. And stuff.

All better now, I think. Just think of it as me getting really loud about something over in the corner for a second. I've settled down now.

bj
 
NICE! You're really on it today. *looks accusingly* are you sober? We can't have that.



*roffling*

I won't tell either. But I frickin LOVE the outfit.

I dunno, though. I'm seeing some deep greens, or gold and teal. Go better with the hazelnut toenails.

The boots need to be transparent. The color of the toenails is essential, and part of the super powers. It's like Green Lantern, only with a bottle of nail polish.

bj


Green it is. Pretty good colour on me. Good idea about the boots. They'll be like Wonder woman's plane--which means that most of the free world won't believe they are there and will just think I wanted my feet naked. Either that or my super hero allowance was cut back again by the governement.



And what exactly are you doing in the corner?
 
NICE! You're really on it today. *looks accusingly* are you sober? We can't have that.



*roffling*

I won't tell either. But I frickin LOVE the outfit.

I dunno, though. I'm seeing some deep greens, or gold and teal. Go better with the hazelnut toenails.

The boots need to be transparent. The color of the toenails is essential, and part of the super powers. It's like Green Lantern, only with a bottle of nail polish.

bj

I'm a very good rhymer. Making sense out of my rhymes is the other person's problem. :D

I'm high on shrimp. I had leftover uncooked shrimp and chicken from yesterday. And we had an almost three hour power outtage (still dunno why) this morning. I thought they might be yucky, but they were all fine so I made this kinda scampi/picatta thing with shrimp, chicken and basmati rice. Shrimp liquor makes me high. Must be the Jew taboo of it.
 
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