Bistro Bijou

[Sara Crewe]

Of course I'm right

And, yes, fingers can be gagged. 6mm hemp in a double-column tie around the wrists, then 3-4mm hemp on the fingers in a pretty weave.

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Always a good thing. Hell, I wish mine was a bit more vivid. I come up with some good stuff, but not as often as I'd like.

Hmm, we need to work on your self-confidence. It's lacking.


Fingerless!! That would be mean. I like it.

 

[Homburg]

Hmm, we need to work on your self-confidence. It's lacking.


Fingerless!! That would be mean. I like it.

Crikey, I know. I waffle and hem and haw all the bloody time. I need to man up.

There are other ways to gag the fingers too...

 

[Sara Crewe]

Crikey, I know. I waffle and hem and haw all the bloody time. I need to man up.

There are other ways to gag the fingers too...

I just realized there is no female equivalent for 'manning up' . If someone said to me I was going to go 'woman up' I would assume they were going to put make up on. Interesting huh? An expression that for a man means to step up in terms of showing who is, said by a woman could quite possibly means she was going to cover up parts of who she is. Not talking in absolutes just thinking out loud.

That's like waving a red flag in front of me. I always wanna know more.

 

[Homburg]

I just realized there is no female equivalent for 'manning up' . If someone said to me I was going to go 'woman up' I would assume they were going to put make up on. Interesting huh? An expression that for a man means to step up in terms of showing who is, said by a woman could quite possibly means she was going to cover up parts of who she is. Not talking in absolutes just thinking out loud.

That is an interesting concept. Reminds me of a conversation that my buddy Ken had with his wife. She'd mentioned the phrase "Nuts on your chin" as it had come up somehow, and said there was not female equivalent. They were playing some sort of boardgame and she'd beaten him, so she proudly announced, "Ha! Breasts on your chin!" To which agreed "Okay". The effect was not quite what she was looking for, but it was funny.

That's like waving a red flag in front of me. I always wanna know more.

Well, you know what to do, eh?

 

[Sara Crewe]

That is an interesting concept. Reminds me of a conversation that my buddy Ken had with his wife. She'd mentioned the phrase "Nuts on your chin" as it had come up somehow, and said there was not female equivalent. They were playing some sort of boardgame and she'd beaten him, so she proudly announced, "Ha! Breasts on your chin!" To which agreed "Okay". The effect was not quite what she was looking for, but it was funny.



Well, you know what to do, eh?

No. Not really the same at all. I am quite happy being a woman but you guys definitely get better 'expressions'.



Um, ask?

 

[Homburg]

No. Not really the same at all. I am quite happy being a woman but you guys definitely get better 'expressions'.



Um, ask?

Yup, and yup. mostly.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Yup, and yup. mostly.

So will you tell me, please?

 

[sassynyc]

News of the day *roll of drums*
The 'parcel' arrived butttttttt unfortunately it arrived early we weren't up anddddddd they took it away again awwwwwwww

Dammit!
If you have to chase that postman down with a pack of wild dogs (and they should be hungry for optimum effect), you get that package.
I trust you'll be setting the alarm extra early tomorrow. You know we're awaiting a full report. :caning:

Well, at least I am.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Dammit!
If you have to chase that postman down with a pack of wild dogs (and they should be hungry for optimum effect), you get that package.
I trust you'll be setting the alarm extra early tomorrow. You know we're awaiting a full report. :caning:

Well, at least I am.

I've got to leave it 24 hours then go and collect it from the main post office I should get it in time for National Orgasm day on 31st July though!

Find out more here http://www.orgasmsurvey.com/

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

*has pervy thoughts flash across brain but shakes them off*


*conjures sternest teacher look*


If you don't get movin' on that assignment, I will get your butt outta your bed and tie you to your desk. Well, actually, I can't tied things well, so I will get someone else to tie you to your desk. Seriously.

You'll be happy to learn that I finished my schoolwork.

I think it's time to try (once again) to write an erotic villanelle.

 

[Sara Crewe]

You'll be happy to learn that I finished my schoolwork.

I think it's time to try (once again) to write an erotic villanelle.

Yay! Way to go Lady S!!

And, looks like you inspired a whole bunch of similarly minded crazy people( no disrespect intended) to join you in your search for the perfectly erotic villanelle or was that the erotically perfect villanelle...

 

[sassynyc]

I've got to leave it 24 hours then go and collect it from the main post office I should get it in time for National Orgasm day on 31st July though!

Find out more here http://www.orgasmsurvey.com/

So according to this, Freud was convinced that clitoral orgasms were an adolescent biological response to arousal. By his account, as a woman matures, clitoral orgasms cease and all orgasms are vaginal. How cute. I'd love to have a posthumous conversation with him, on this. When his application for a clitoris is approved, he can take that theory for a test drive.

Interesting site. All the stats remind me of the movie, Kinsey. I've heard people say that the movie isn't entirely factual. I'm not sure how much was creative liscence, but it's definitely worth watching. Digging around in people's psyches regarding sexuality always yields some fascinating stuff.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

So according to this, Freud was convinced that clitoral orgasms were an adolescent biological response to arousal. By his account, as a woman matures, clitoral orgasms cease and all orgasms are vaginal. How cute. I'd love to have a posthumous conversation with him, on this. When his application for a clitoris is approved, he can take that theory for a test drive.

Interesting site. All the stats remind me of the movie, Kinsey. I've heard people say that the movie isn't entirely factual. I'm not sure how much was creative liscence, but it's definitely worth watching. Digging around in people's psyches regarding sexuality always yields some fascinating stuff.

Anatomically, the clitoris isn't shaped at all like people think, and many of the confusions about "vaginal" and "clitoral" orgasms come from this lack of understanding of the anatomy.

^&%&^ customers all want to come in and CHAT today, so I'm really distracted, but I had a moment to hunt down one of the most articulate articles I've found on this subject. Here it is.

If you groove on it, check out the rest of her work. She's a hero of mine.

bj

 

[The_Fool]

I have nothing appropriate to say....



ETA: I am just here for the drinks...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I have nothing appropriate to say....



ETA: I am just here for the drinks...

What'll ya have, Foolio m'dear?

bj

 

[sassynyc]

Anatomically, the clitoris isn't shaped at all like people think, and many of the confusions about "vaginal" and "clitoral" orgasms come from this lack of understanding of the anatomy.

^&%&^ customers all want to come in and CHAT today, so I'm really distracted, but I had a moment to hunt down one of the most articulate articles I've found on this subject. Here it is.

If you groove on it, check out the rest of her work. She's a hero of mine.

bj

I'm liking this article so far. I'm only about a third of the way through it, because I'm doing a million other things, but I am definitely going to finish it and check out more writing from her. If you've got any other links on her, feel free to drop 'em here.

And since you're behind the bar, can I get something that looks pretty in a girly glass, but goes down like a round-house kick to the throat? This day has been crap-tastic.

Thanx

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Anatomically, the clitoris isn't shaped at all like people think, and many of the confusions about "vaginal" and "clitoral" orgasms come from this lack of understanding of the anatomy.

^&%&^ customers all want to come in and CHAT today, so I'm really distracted, but I had a moment to hunt down one of the most articulate articles I've found on this subject. Here it is.

If you groove on it, check out the rest of her work. She's a hero of mine.

bj

Ermmm I think I am built upside down which could be the cause of the problem!

I have nothing appropriate to say....



ETA: I am just here for the drinks...

Just fooling around?

 

[myinnerslut]

Helmets would actually be a good way of messing with someone's head. They make it hard to hear what's going around you, especially if you put it on backwards.

please do NOT give him any ideas! the helmet person is me, as i have injured myself while cumming (i do it rather dramatically) several times. just ask him about the time i came and ended up with a split lip and scrapes up my leg. not from anything he did either.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I could imagine you on one of those swing seat things mind you perhaps not you could make a huge dent in the ceiling

 

[Sara Crewe]

please do NOT give him any ideas! the helmet person is me, as i have injured myself while cumming (i do it rather dramatically) several times. just ask him about the time i came and ended up with a split lip and scrapes up my leg. not from anything he did either.

Oh! I'm sorry MIS. Okay, that's a fib. There apparently is enough of a sadist in me that I am not all that sorry.

I'll try not to add to future uncomfortable moments for you in the future. How's that?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Ya'all were talking about what a Bistro party would look like. I shared this on the Erotic Villanelle thread, but I thought I'd share it with you guys too.

Unbirthday Party

btw, it's my unbirthday!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Coooool it's my unbirthday too we could be twins!

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Happy Unbirthday, Lady and UYS!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ohhhh what a clever girl you are....... my that looks fattening!

 

[myinnerslut]

Oh! I'm sorry MIS. Okay, that's a fib. There apparently is enough of a sadist in me that I am not all that sorry.

I'll try not to add to future uncomfortable moments for you in the future. How's that?

thanks, i appreciate it. he comes up with ways to create uncomfortable moments all on his own.

though who am i kidding, i love almost all of it.