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I don't think it would move to radioactive--probably just to hot. And I have faith in its ability to focus on the important even when running hot.
You do seem more like a fusion kind of gal than one fissionable.

Oops. Pardon me. That's just my control rod. :cool:




I dunno. Are nuclear reactor jokes even funny anymore? Should I be hitting on her with wind turbine lines? Why does the geothermal vent cross the road? How does a carbon neutral techology hold its pants up?

I am feeling lost and depressed and very sad. I think I will go to bed. Alone.

Sad and...

Oh, wait. I'm married. So scratch that alone part. And, y'know, "sad"? Well, maybe not.

Let's just say I went to bed. Safer, all round.
 
You do seem more like a fusion kind of gal than one fissionable.

Oops. Pardon me. That's just my control rod. :cool:




I dunno. Are nuclear reactor jokes even funny anymore? Should I be hitting on her with wind turbine lines? Why does the geothermal vent cross the road? How does a carbon neutral techology hold its pants up?

I am feeling lost and depressed and very sad. I think I will go to bed. Alone.

Sad and...

Oh, wait. I'm married. So scratch that alone part. And, y'know, "sad"? Well, maybe not.

Let's just say I went to bed. Safer, all round.

Goodnight.
 
Shoes and lingerie, I hope.

You know. Stuff you need in case of an earthquake or hurricane.

*smiles knowingly, while raiding your wallet*

Don't you worry. You'll see what your hard earned plastic bought, in the AM.

Nite



Shoes and lingerie are my two greatest weaknesses. Just so you don't complain when the bill comes. In the event of a natural disaster, I'll leave behind one impeccably groomed corpse.
 
Step One: Pick a talent that you want rated

Step Two: Set your endmarks on your scale. My scary scale is 100% guaranteed to be different from yours.

his scary scale is markedly different then anything i have known before (says the girl who is on the recieving end more often then not)
 
Well when you find out can you please tell me because I haven't the foggiest.

News of the day *roll of drums*
The 'parcel' arrived butttttttt unfortunately it arrived early we weren't up anddddddd they took it away again awwwwwwww
 
Oh really? You are only looking at that from one side of the rope.


That wouldn't be scary for me either if I was doing the tying. ;)

Heh, you've not tied like I have then. I've had plenty of scary moments on the rigging side of the rope equation :D

But I'm honestly not all that scary. Just a big ole teddy bear. Just ask people. They'll tell ya.

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his scary scale is markedly different then anything i have known before (says the girl who is on the recieving end more often then not)

This is kinda true, yeah. There are things I do utterly nonchalantly that other people find freakin scary, and things that other people do blithely out of ignorance that I find far too scary to get into*



* - Erotic asphyxiation is not all that uncommon (non kinky people do it), and many people, especially kinky people, do not find it all that scary. It is right dangerous, frequently causes brain damage, depresses cardiac function, causes ongoing tissue damage in areas you can't afford to damage, and causes different reactions in the same bottom even when applied in a consistent manner. No frikken way.
 
Heh, you've not tied like I have then. I've had plenty of scary moments on the rigging side of the rope equation :D

But I'm honestly not all that scary. Just a big ole teddy bear. Just ask people. They'll tell ya.

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This is kinda true, yeah. There are things I do utterly nonchalantly that other people find freakin scary, and things that other people do blithely out of ignorance that I find far too scary to get into*



* - Erotic asphyxiation is not all that uncommon (non kinky people do it), and many people, especially kinky people, do not find it all that scary. It is right dangerous, frequently causes brain damage, depresses cardiac function, causes ongoing tissue damage in areas you can't afford to damage, and causes different reactions in the same bottom even when applied in a consistent manner. No frikken way.

It would be scary for everyone if if was tying. 'Specially if anyone was suspended. I am the Queen of the unintended slip knot (which I know is just because I have never learned the right way to tie anything) If I was the rope person I would have to ask my errr victim to wear a helmet.


And I don't find you scary. Just interesting. I like interesting people.
 
It would be scary for everyone if if was tying. 'Specially if anyone was suspended. I am the Queen of the unintended slip knot (which I know is just because I have never learned the right way to tie anything) If I was the rope person I would have to ask my errr victim to wear a helmet.


And I don't find you scary. Just interesting. I like interesting people.

"Queen of the unintended slipknot"? That is an awesome, if scary, title.

I've thought about having a certain someone wear a helmet :devil:

And, ooo, I am terribly interesting. Not boring at all. Nope. Fascinating. Honest.
 
Heh, you've not tied like I have then. I've had plenty of scary moments on the rigging side of the rope equation :D

But I'm honestly not all that scary. Just a big ole teddy bear. Just ask people. They'll tell ya.

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This is kinda true, yeah. There are things I do utterly nonchalantly that other people find freakin scary, and things that other people do blithely out of ignorance that I find far too scary to get into*



* - Erotic asphyxiation is not all that uncommon (non kinky people do it), and many people, especially kinky people, do not find it all that scary. It is right dangerous, frequently causes brain damage, depresses cardiac function, causes ongoing tissue damage in areas you can't afford to damage, and causes different reactions in the same bottom even when applied in a consistent manner. No frikken way.

Actually you've entered my fantasies once or twice ....
 
"Queen of the unintended slipknot"? That is an awesome, if scary, title.

I've thought about having a certain someone wear a helmet :devil:

And, ooo, I am terribly interesting. Not boring at all. Nope. Fascinating. Honest.


lol yeah I bet I would have people lined up all over the place. Step right up and have Sara tie you up, hoist you up and then watch while you fell to the ground like Wylie Coyote.

Helmets would actually be a good way of messing with someone's head. They make it hard to hear what's going around you, especially if you put it on backwards.
 
Actually you've entered my fantasies once or twice ....

:eek: :eek:

That is honestly one of the highest compliments I can imagine being paid in this milieu.

Thank you, Annie.

:rose:

I am totally boring in that manner, by the way. I never have elaborate fantasies, and rarely fantasise at all. When I think about sex, I'm not fantasising, I'm planning. And it is usually technical stuff, ties, rigs, positions, etc. I've actually got a notebook where I write down the more complex stuff, and sketch the occassional tie out.
 
:eek: :eek:

That is honestly one of the highest compliments I can imagine being paid in this milieu.

Thank you, Annie.

:rose:

I am totally boring in that manner, by the way. I never have elaborate fantasies, and rarely fantasise at all. When I think about sex, I'm not fantasising, I'm planning. And it is usually technical stuff, ties, rigs, positions, etc. I've actually got a notebook where I write down the more complex stuff, and sketch the occassional tie out.

If you get to see your fantasies in front of you, they are no longer needed in your mind.
 
lol yeah I bet I would have people lined up all over the place. Step right up and have Sara tie you up, hoist you up and then watch while you fell to the ground like Wylie Coyote.

Um, actually any woman willing to tie a guy up will actually likely have a line forming pretty quickly. Lots of guys out there that really dig that idea, even if some falling is involved.

Helmets would actually be a good way of messing with someone's head. They make it hard to hear what's going around you, especially if you put it on backwards.

Now you're thinking :devil:
 
Thank God!

I just got notice that my disability claim has been approved! I am in shock. I was told hundreds of times that my claim would probably be denied at first, and then approved on appeal. I am so thankful!

The amount is not a lot. If I did not have child support coming in, it definitely would not be enough to live on, but for me it works wonderfully!
 
I just got notice that my disability claim has been approved! I am in shock. I was told hundreds of times that my claim would probably be denied at first, and then approved on appeal. I am so thankful!

The amount is not a lot. If I did not have child support coming in, it definitely would not be enough to live on, but for me it works wonderfully!


Congratulations, Lady S!:rose:


Assignment done yet?:devil:
 
If you get to see your fantasies in front of you, they are no longer needed in your mind.

That is the essence of it. I am not terribly inhibited, and my relationship structure allows me the freedom to get what I want. Moreover, it allows the girls the freedom and emotional safety to be able to ask me for what they want. As a result, forbidden fantasies are not an issue. Sure, I can't produce some things, and others are such that it is obvious that they are best left in the realm of fantasy, but being in a relationship that is very open to sexual possibilities, I don't have to fantasise. If I want something, I make it happen.

More than anything else in this world, openness about your sexual needs, and the bravery to seek the fulfillment of those needs, are what allows for satisfaction and happiness in that area of your life.

Oh, never doubt that the sweetness is secretly a cover for an evil and devious mind.;)

You are failing to keep this a secret.
 
That is the essence of it. I am not terribly inhibited, and my relationship structure allows me the freedom to get what I want. Moreover, it allows the girls the freedom and emotional safety to be able to ask me for what they want. As a result, forbidden fantasies are not an issue. Sure, I can't produce some things, and others are such that it is obvious that they are best left in the realm of fantasy, but being in a relationship that is very open to sexual possibilities, I don't have to fantasise. If I want something, I make it happen.

More than anything else in this world, openness about your sexual needs, and the bravery to seek the fulfillment of those needs, are what allows for satisfaction and happiness in that area of your life.



You are failing to keep this a secret.


I think you are right on both accounts.


Too bad one can't gag one's fingers.
 
Don't ever take away my fantasies! Like none of you are going to fuck me right but ohhhh I have a vivid imagination!
 
I think you are right on both accounts.


Too bad one can't gag one's fingers.

Of course I'm right :D

And, yes, fingers can be gagged. 6mm hemp in a double-column tie around the wrists, then 3-4mm hemp on the fingers in a pretty weave.

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Don't ever take away my fantasies! Like none of you are going to fuck me right but ohhhh I have a vivid imagination!

Always a good thing. Hell, I wish mine was a bit more vivid. I come up with some good stuff, but not as often as I'd like.
 
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