Bistro Bijou

[Angeline]

That's her storytelling: Golly, Ken. You hurt me, really hurt me, with that accusation. You should know those cash advances were for Skipper's ballet lessons!

Hey. You're way more sophisticated than me, Ms. East Coast. I mean, conga drummers.

'Nuff said. But,

Am I showing my age if I groove on Barb's Doris Day 'do? I hope not, but y'know, maybe I'm on a Sentimental Journey.

The conga drummer (his name was Alex; at least I remember his name!) moved like a cat. I remember watching him play and thinking his movements were so rhythmic, and well it gave me impure thoughts.

I remember that little bob hairdo so well. Now when I see it on a woman I think it makes her look like a Romulan.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

That's her storytelling: Golly, Ken. You hurt me, really hurt me, with that accusation. You should know those cash advances were for Skipper's ballet lessons!

Hey. You're way more sophisticated than me, Ms. East Coast. I mean, conga drummers.

'Nuff said. But,

Am I showing my age if I groove on Barb's Doris Day 'do? I hope not, but y'know, maybe I'm on a Sentimental Journey.

Two major milestones on one page! That was post #5000.

again with the w00t.

bj

eta: ROMULAN hair! That's what I was trying to think of. lawlz. Sad that I live with two major Trek geeks and still can't remember that.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

The straw confused me. I thought she had a Pinocchio nose goin on there.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who struggled with that. I thought maybe she melted her nose on the bong. LOL

 

[Angeline]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who struggled with that. I thought maybe she melted her nose on the bong. LOL

I think that happened to me once.

 

[Tzara]

The conga drummer (his name was Alex; at least I remember his name!) moved like a cat. I remember watching him play and thinking his movements were so rhythmic, and well it gave me impure thoughts.

I remember that little bob hairdo so well. Now when I see it on a woman I think it makes her look like a Romulan.

Do that foxy lady thang, o my green-bloodied slut.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Tz, that is wrong. So wrong.

This is only slightly less wrong.

bj

 

[champagne1982]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o121/hotestredhead/images/barbie.jpg For our lil rope bunnies...

and it is Tuesday!

 

[Tzara]

Tz, that is wrong. So wrong.

This is only slightly less wrong.

bj

Actually, it seems to be a lot more wrong, considering Lit is crapping all over it with warning messages.

Just where are you hanging out, anyway?



Oh, and I sincerely hope that thing I put up was a Photoshopped image. Otherwise, that gal has limited herself to getting hitched to major ST geeks.

Not that that is like limiting, much.

And being techie, they probably make good money, though perhaps squander too much of it on A Genuine Tribble! From the show! or Nichelle Nichols broke this boot heel off on the set of The Gamesters of Triskelion!

Why, no. I am not particularly knowledgable about Star Trek. Why do you ask?

Hmmm. OK. I stand corrected.

 

[Angeline]

Look for Barbie Goodbar

Well now lessee:

I found Punk Rock Barbie, Evil Clown Barbie, Dominatrix Barbie, and (my personal favorite) Mugshot Barbie.

I love Star Trek, too. Well the original Star Trek. I have mentioned here before that my most embarrassing moment ever was when my friend's father found the pornographic Star Trek story she and I had written. Oh my gosh! I could never look that man in the face again after that although he never said a word to either of us about it (but we knew he saw it cause he told her mom).

My favorite Star Trek episodes were The City on the Edge of Forever and Amok Time.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Goddamit, woman! Don't confuse me when I am running on.... whatever it is that is powering me right now. I'm thinking it is a mix of consarned muleheadedness and pure persnickety contrariness towards my own damned self.

'kay is it me or did Homburg just sound like Yosemite Sam?




*says the anonymous voice from behind the bar*

 

[Angeline]

'kay is it me or did Homburg just sound like Yosemite Sam?




*says the anonymous voice from behind the bar*

The only word missing is "tarnation!"

(Sorry Homie)

 

[Sara Crewe]

The only word missing is "tarnation!"

(Sorry Homie)

Ange said the last thing. All blame and responsibility falls on her.

So says Sara, "Mistress and Keeper of the Rules that Suit Her own Purpose"

 

[Angeline]

Ange said the last thing. All blame and responsibility falls on her.

So says Sara, "Mistress and Keeper of the Rules that Suit Her own Purpose"

I know you laughed and so does he. Sufferin succotash! Wait. Wrong character...

 

[Sara Crewe]

I know you laughed and so does he. Sufferin succotash! Wait. Wrong character...

Of course I laughed. The laughter was not in question. Just the blame.


*points finger at Ange again*

 

[Angeline]

Of course I laughed. The laughter was not in question. Just the blame.


*points finger at Ange again*

*Runs behind you and sticks mirror in front of your face*

 

[Sara Crewe]

Two major milestones on one page! That was post #5000.

again with the w00t.

bj

eta: ROMULAN hair! That's what I was trying to think of. lawlz. Sad that I live with two major Trek geeks and still can't remember that.

Oh. I would like your geeks. Tell them I said, "Live long and prosper".

I love the new and the old.

How can you not like the new ones too??!!


Make it so Number One.

Ooops. I just revealed my inner-geek.

*stuffs her back inside with a couple of tribbles*

 

[Sara Crewe]

*Runs behind you and sticks mirror in front of your face*

Does someone have a brush? My hair is all messed up.

 

[Angeline]

Does someone have a brush? My hair is all messed up.

*Hands you a brush.*

Homie should feel appreciated!

And I am feeling tired. I spent all day shopping and chopping and cooking. And everyone loved it but it was gone in 20 minutes. Oh well.

Night lovely Sara. Night lovely bistro.

 

[Sara Crewe]

*Hands you a brush.*

Homie should feel appreciated!

And I am feeling tired. I spent all day shopping and chopping and cooking. And everyone loved it but it was gone in 20 minutes. Oh well.

Night lovely Sara. Night lovely bistro.

*brushes twice and then gets impatient and throws it away*

Don't try to talk your way outta it now, Missy.


Night, Ange. I did the same thing on Sunday. Worked all day on Saturday so that everyone could say, "I shouldn't have", eat it all and then complain they were tired on Monday. In-laws. Sheesh

 

[Sara Crewe]

It was actually playing at the professor's house during a party. This was when I was in college as one of his students. I was in AWE of him and too scared to talk to him until I'd had a few cups of "punch."

That sounds like a guess in a game of Clue.


It was Pandora, during a party, after some punch with the Professor.





Nobody mind me.

I haven't spoken to enough adults today.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Does anyone feel the urge to do my schoolwork for me?

 

[Sara Crewe]

Does anyone feel the urge to do my schoolwork for me?

Um. I'm sorry Lady S but not me. Just finished my own course today and I am going to attempt to get through the rest of the summer without thinking.


Look out.


Could be dangerous.


Turn on some good tunes and dive in is the best way to get it done. The more you wait the bigger the task will seem and the more you will wait. Not that I have ever procrastinated before--ever.

 

[Tzara]

Night, Ange. I did the same thing on Sunday. Worked all day on Saturday so that everyone could say, "I shouldn't have", eat it all and then complain they were tired on Monday. In-laws. Sheesh

Um, barkeep? Which room is that where Ms. Crewe is staying?

No, no. I just want to make sure she gets back there. Safely.

What was that? No, no interest. Well, not much. I'm just trying to be a Good Neighbor.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Um, barkeep? Which room is that where Ms. Crewe is staying?

No, no. I just want to make sure she gets back there. Safely.

What was that? No, no interest. Well, not much. I'm just trying to be a Good Neighbor.

I'm not staying any one place.

I am just going to flit about the universe.

Without sleep or thought for the remainder of the summer months.

 

[Tzara]

I'm not staying any one place.

I am just going to flit about the universe.

Without sleep or thought for the remainder of the summer months.

Well, gosh. Then I will just have to trail around, protectively and such.