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cloudy

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I went to Walmart earlier, and as I'm shopping, I notice that this rather large guy seems to be following me. Think Boota....that type with the shaved head, impressively large build...almost as good-looking as Boota.

I figured he was one of their security guys, and sort of laughed to myself. I had on jeans and a tank - not the most impressive outfit, but I was grocery shopping, ffs. Besides, I'm used to being followed by security in stores, it's become amusing now.

I get to the cereal aisle, and I'm bitching to myself because there are no Berry Burst Cheerios, and I hear him say, very quietly, "Mmm, mmm, mmm." You know the sound, ladies.

I said, "Excuse me?"

"You look damn good." (okay, that one made me laugh)

I thanked him, and went on shopping, but he was still there. Finally, he says, "What kind of things do you like to do?"

"I don't do much of anything - I'm married."

"Oh, sorry....my bad. I didn't see a ring on your finger." (I rarely wear it)

"Don't be sorry. I'm flattered; thank you."

And with that, he walked off, but damn...he made my day. :D
 
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I could have told you that! :kiss:But yeah, to hear it from someone who's looking straight at you always feels good-- especially when you think the same about them!
 
How did you resist such a silver tongued devil? ;)


Fun experience. I get a fair share of stares from the ladies, but usually figure I've got something stuck in my teeth or they're checking out my scars. :rolleyes:
 
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How did you resist such a silver tongued devil? ;)


Fun experience. I get a fair share of stares from the ladies, but usually figure I've got something stuck in my teeth or they're checking out my scars. :rolleyes:

I get the same response by leaving my zipper open and having my shirt tail poking through.
 
Well... duh! :D

Cloudy, ya sexy minx!!

Damn, he sounds just my type... send him my way next time, love... ;)
 
This comes as absolutely no surprise to me, Cloudy. What is surprising is that he didn't follow you home! I know I would have if given the slightest provocation!!!
 
What a nice thing to have happened!

Signed,

One who has reached the age where dishy guys look through you and call you "ma'am"...
 
What a nice thing to have happened!

Signed,

One who has reached the age where dishy guys look through you and call you "ma'am"...

I got carded last night for the first time in 2 years. Felt good. Getting old sucks.
 
No-one means compliments mroe sincere than those who have nothing to gain from it - ie, strangers.

Enjoy it, Cloudy! :rose:
 
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