New Preamble To The Constitution

DG Hear

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This was to long to post to my humor thread but I think it does make a lot of sense.
DG Hear

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. Maybe this guy should run for President one day.

'We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.'

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes .

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. Because nothing is free, what you are really doing is asking your neighbor to pay for your health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job.. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training which make you useful and employers then want to hire you. Or of course, you could take the larger risk of starting a business and employing not only yourself, but others as well. Few take this risk, if you do, odds are you will fail, no guarantees here, but with risk there is reward.

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.


ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about time common sense is allowed to flourish. Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who will? :):D:rolleyes:
 
You had me until the last two bullshit articles.

And article VI contradicts itself.

Nice list otherwise.

That is all.
 
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

Does this mean we're going to lock up all the mortgage salesmen who screwed millions of homeowners out of their homes by coercing them into bad loans? I'd be in favor of that, but I doubt that it'll ever happen.
 
This can all be cleared up by a wonderful rendition of the national anthem by the worlds fastest man. Carl Lewis.

http://www.zippyvideos.com/5752355776759776/carl_lewis/

oh and let me add that I disagree with this one.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. Because nothing is free, what you are really doing is asking your neighbor to pay for your health care.


We do have the right to free health care ...in my opinion..and if stopped wasting so much money in the federal government it would be easily affordable. Why can't we elect a great businessman to the office of president?
 
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I like it, it is needed. Time to remind everyone of the simple truths of life.



*puts on nomex underwear*
let the flame war commence!
 
It makes me sad for the human race that people can believe this kind of piffle.

It's true.

It comes down to everyone needs doctors, and medicine and hospitals and ambulances etc. Everyone needs insurance to help pay for it. Insurance and medical costs are too expensive.

Something has to be done. There are literally 100's of billions of dollars going to waste in the governement. That's more than enough money to give everyone free medical care.
 
This was to long to post to my humor thread but I think it does make a lot of sense.
DG Hear


ARTICLE XI: This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

You guys are down with this?
 
You guys are down with this?

many of the founding father's were athiests and diests (s.p) Not believing in any one religion (like christianity and it's many flavors) but believing that all religions had a right to be practiced. I know you know that Dr M..... i'm just sayin.
 
You guys are down with this?

I do believe a few people (adding myself to this list) have already announced their displeasure with that and the paragraph about using the English language. Which is dead wrong seeing as how there is no national language (which is why we have some of the many problems with our educational system).
 
I do believe a few people (adding myself to this list) have already announced their displeasure with that and the paragraph about using the English language. Which is dead wrong seeing as how there is no national language (which is why we have some of the many problems with our educational system).

Playing devils advocate here. I think the issue is --bilingual signs..in spanish and english. why not just in english or in 5 or 6 different languages? I get confused when I go to the bank and everything's written twice..once in spanish and once in english on the deposit slips-it's too much.
 
"In God We Trust" can be seen as an acceptable statement by Muslims, Jews and several other religions.

It does not say "in a CHRISTIAN God we trust".

Og
 
Does this mean we're going to lock up all the mortgage salesmen who screwed millions of homeowners out of their homes by coercing them into bad loans? I'd be in favor of that, but I doubt that it'll ever happen.

Locking em up might not do any good. Having them sued or lose their licenses allows them to work the same jobs as the ones they screwed over and if they lose their license, they probably have some liabilities they need to take care of. Which means if they don't pay it off, they're just as screwed as the rest of them.
 
"In God We Trust" can be seen as an acceptable statement by Muslims, Jews and several other religions.

It does not say "in a CHRISTIAN God we trust".

Og

That is the correct interpretation!
It is freedom OF religion not freedom FROM religion.


That is where the ACLU has always been wrong.
 
This can all be cleared up by a wonderful rendition of the national anthem by the worlds fastest man. Carl Lewis.

http://www.zippyvideos.com/5752355776759776/carl_lewis/

oh and let me add that I disagree with this one.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. Because nothing is free, what you are really doing is asking your neighbor to pay for your health care.


We do have the right to free health care ...in my opinion..and if stopped wasting so much money in the federal government it would be easily affordable. Why can't we elect a great businessman to the office of president?

Where do you think the money the Federal Government wastes comes from?

T.A.N.S.T.A.A.F.L. (There ain't no such thing as a free lunch)

The government does not produce anything that they make a profit on so they have NO money of their own. They get their money from us the taxpayers. So you see they can't provide you with 'FREE' medical services. The taxpayers would be footing the bill for any medical services that are provided.
 
You had me until the last two bullshit articles.

And article VI contradicts itself.

Nice list otherwise.

That is all.

It doesn't really contradict itself..."if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair", it doesn't say you will fry in the chair...just that a lot of people will express their opinion that you should fry in the chair.

Freedom of thought and speech.

:p
 
Where do you think the money the Federal Government wastes comes from?

T.A.N.S.T.A.A.F.L. (There ain't no such thing as a free lunch)

The government does not produce anything that they make a profit on so they have NO money of their own. They get their money from us the taxpayers. So you see they can't provide you with 'FREE' medical services. The taxpayers would be footing the bill for any medical services that are provided.

As much as everyone here hates it, the best comment on taxes was by Bush in 2001 when pushing for tax cuts: It's your money, not theirs, if you send it, they WILL spend it!
I still honestly believe that most would quit complaining about taxes if we thought half of it was spent wisely. :(
 
You guys are down with this?

Being an agnostic myself I have no problem with that. If you want to believe in a God, any God you go right ahead.

If you want to express your feeling for that God, go ahead.

If you want to force me to pray to your God...well fuck you and the horse you road in on.
 
The last two articles blow it for me as well. I also agree with Liar's point about VI being contradictory.

This nation has NEVER been one where only a single language was spoken. Just because spanish is currently the most widespread language besides english does not mean that before spanish everyone spoke english.

How many of us, even at this point in our history, have parents or grandparents or even in-laws who speak a language other than english? The idea that we should have a common language for business and law is wise. The idea that a person is a better citizen because they speak better english is fucked up bullshit that emanates from a few who are so fucking blind that they aim to cripple the spirit that made this country what it is...and they do it in the name of protecting it. *shakes head at the stupidity*

We are a nation of immigrants and a remaining few that were here before us. We are a nation born in diversity and contradiction.

As far as the reliance on a christian mythos for reference, it is a product of the times in which the documents were written. I stay neutral in such discussions for a reason... but always remember how much killing and evil has been done in the name of God. No divine being sanctioned the Children's Crusade or the Inquisition, just to name a couple of instances in which men did great evil while consoling their consciences with talk of fulfilling God's design.
 
It's true.

It comes down to everyone needs doctors, and medicine and hospitals and ambulances etc. Everyone needs insurance to help pay for it. Insurance and medical costs are too expensive.

Something has to be done. There are literally 100's of billions of dollars going to waste in the governement. That's more than enough money to give everyone free medical care.

You probably believe that Domino's delivers your pizza for free, too, huh?
 
Desert nobody can think our taxes are being spent wisely because politicians decide what to spend it on. Last I checked professional liars are not good with economics. :rolleyes:
 
Where do you think the money the Federal Government wastes comes from?

T.A.N.S.T.A.A.F.L. (There ain't no such thing as a free lunch)

The government does not produce anything that they make a profit on so they have NO money of their own. They get their money from us the taxpayers. So you see they can't provide you with 'FREE' medical services. The taxpayers would be footing the bill for any medical services that are provided.

I see what you're sayin. I'm sayin that they pay for it anyway on the homeless, the poor, the mentally ill with no insurance, the illegal aliens, and normal guys like you and me that can't afford thousands of dollars in hospital bills, so we pay $20 bucks a month.

The government wastes so much money. If you stop government waste and streamlined it. You could afford free health care for everyone and still give everyone in the USA a tax break! lol
 
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