Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

Then c'mon. Ask for what you need!!

Is that begging?

 

[Sara Crewe]

Is that begging?

I think it depends on the tone of voice and who you are asking.


*sliding the muffin basket closer to the Starry One Who Seems Very Found*

 

[loststar]

thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
just one more, I need to go start my day
love you gals, see you later tonight

 

[Homburg]

And I spent the morning dodgin' Homburg questions. Didya see the last one he asked me?

I saw it. I'm wondering when you'll stop dodging and start admitting.

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I have the advantage of a deep tan, and a very dirty mind, I rarely blush, but when someones hands are working right I do get very flush

Flush, blush, who's counting? It is a physiological sign of arousal in one way or another.

I do however have an uncontrolable smile, especialy when talk turns to things I "like" I couldnt stop that smile if the world depended on it

Almost as good. Carry on.

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Hey now, you're supposed to be on my side. You're eating my muffins!

there is an idea...

I would watch this.

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But see. This is what frustrates me about the blushing thing. My filthy mind seems to work against me. It's like I can see or feel anything that anyone says.

Sometimes I wonder if it's not really a blush but a flush--the same as if someone had touched me.


I am pretty pale even if I have been out in the sun so I guess that doesn't help.

Pale, blushes easily, knows of what she speaks.

I like you more and more. And you're an educator, which I apparently have a thing for. Are you Jewish too?

(Pale, blushes easily, happily kinky, educator, ethnically Jewish - terms that could be applied to both viv and MIS. Yes, Ange makes me *Rawr* too.)

 

[Sara Crewe]

thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
just one more, I need to go start my day
love you gals, see you later tonight

Your welcome.

Have a good day.

Your poem in the 5 in 5 resonated which is always a good thing. Nice job.

 

[Homburg]

Heyyyyyyy just one minute never mind muffins n blushes ........ I need to cummmmmmm

well turn it to your favor, think those evil thoughts, and wear your evil grin

oh no, I am sorry, we have distracted homburg, although he might be waiting for you to beg

Evil thoughts got me in this predicament

I do have an evil grin.

And evil eyes.

dont pretend you dont like it

like what? being frustrated? not a lot noooooo

Then c'mon. Ask for what you need!!

Is that begging?

I think it depends on the tone of voice and who you are asking.

I don't even have to work this. It works itself.

You gals carry on. You're doing good works.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I saw it. I'm wondering when you'll stop dodging and start admitting.

Pale, blushes easily, knows of what she speaks.

I like you more and more. And you're an educator, which I apparently have a thing for. Are you Jewish too?

(Pale, blushes easily, happily kinky, educator, ethnically Jewish - terms that could be applied to both viv and MIS. Yes, Ange makes me *Rawr* too.)

I am an artful dodger. I was most excellent at dodge ball in school. A talent which has translated into the real world. Who woulda thought?

Nope. Not Jewish. French-Scottish-Irish and raised Catholic. The result is a green-eyed, pale-faced, mess of internal contradictions. I, for the most part, am now cool with the contradictions. I am okay with being a filthy-minded-blusher or a hot tempered-deeply patient person. I am happiest in the extremes.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I don't even have to work this. It works itself.

You gals carry on. You're doing good works.

I feel like a minion.

I am kinda okay with being a filthy minded minion bent on gettin' someone else perved-on.

 

[Homburg]

I am an artful dodger. I was most excellent at dodge ball in school. A talent which has translated into the real world. Who woulda thought?

Nope. Not Jewish. French-Scottish-Irish and raised Catholic. The result is a green-eyed, pale-faced, mess of internal contradictions. I, for the most part, am now cool with the contradictions. I am okay with being a filthy-minded-blusher or a hot tempered-deeply patient person. I am happiest in the extremes.

That's good stuff too. I don't purposefully perv on the Jewish hotties. It just seems to be this weird recurring happenstance.

And I remember somewhere a brilliant quote about the number of contradiction that you can internalise about yourself being a sign of intelligence. Can't find the bloody thing now.

I feel like a minion.

I am kinda okay with being a filthy minded minion bent on gettin' someone else perved-on.

Filthy minded minion bent on gettin' someone else perved-on? Yes, I think you'll do nicely. Let's talk salary and benefits.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Sitting her thinking what I would say in plain Anglo Saxon if I voiced EXACTLY what I wanted but from someone who only swears under great provocation it's very difficult to put on a public messageboard!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

How are you 'on' Methodists?

 

[Sara Crewe]

And I remember somewhere a brilliant quote about the number of contradiction that you can internalise about yourself being a sign of intelligence. Can't find the bloody thing now.



Filthy minded minion bent on gettin' someone else perved-on? Yes, I think you'll do nicely. Let's talk salary and benefits.

Oh, well, that's good to know. I always thought it meant I was confused. Bugged me for a long time till I realized the contradictions had been there so long that they were not a sign of confusion--just a part of the reality of who I was/am. Things are only confusing or uncomfortable if you are trying to change them.

Cool! I just got hired. It's okay if I nymph around in my spare time? Actually there isn't a huge amount of difference between being a nymph and a filthy minded minion; I think minions have more of a purpose. A nymph's purpose is usually only to create havoc for her amusement and that of the grand vizier (BJ). Had to admit that or Bijou woulda outed me from the nymph closet when she comes in...

And since I still didn't fess up to my secrets. Here's a poem instead:

I want it bare
bulb ugly with shadows
as my only make up
and the light swinging
like a cheap disco ball.
For words to hide
in the cracks of the walls
like roaches in the light.
To boil language down
until we are without semantics
and everything is understood.
I want to feel the teeth
that hide in your mind
eat away civility
until we are raw and juices run
down my chin. Have gravity
turn sideways and force the wall
into my back, feel my wrists cuffed
in skin and the world divided
into a three four rhythm
where the bass plays
so deep inside that our ribs
shake and like a sheet
of rain on a window pane
I bleed beneath my skin.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Sitting her thinking what I would say in plain Anglo Saxon if I voiced EXACTLY what I wanted but from someone who only swears under great provocation it's very difficult to put on a public messageboard!

I dare ya.

Do it!!


It'll feeeel soooo good.

 

[Homburg]

Sitting her thinking what I would say in plain Anglo Saxon if I voiced EXACTLY what I wanted but from someone who only swears under great provocation it's very difficult to put on a public messageboard!

Now, see, thats part of what makes it hot. When I find someone like this, I quite enjoy coaxing her into saying in very clear, very dirty terms exactly what she wants. It's a lot of fun to do dirty, nasty things to someone willing, but deepens the effect for both if you have to ask for it. See, then you can't hide behind just acquiescing to the pervy desires of your man. You have to face your own dirty desires as well.

That is what makes it really hot. You have to admit that you are a sexual creature, rife with your own dark, desperate desires, and admit that you have fantasies of your own that just might make even me blush. And to get those fantasies brought to life, you are willing to open your mouth and sound like the animal that we all are deep inside.

Uncomfortable honesty is fucking hot.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've been drooling over Jamison's sperm ... I have got to go run a quiz now come back later see if I have enough nerve to tell.........

 

[Homburg]

Oh, well, that's good to know. I always thought it meant I was confused. Bugged me for a long time till I realized the contradictions had been there so long that they were not a sign of confusion--just a part of the reality of who I was/am. Things are only confusing or uncomfortable if you are trying to change them.

Exactly, and it takes intelligence and fortitude to face your own contradictions and realise that you might be a hypocrite in spots, and that it is okay. It might just be more consistent in the big picture to be inconsistent in the small one.

Cool! I just got hired. It's okay if I nymph around in my spare time? Actually there isn't a huge amount of difference between being a nymph and a filthy minded minion; I think minions have more of a purpose. A nymph's purpose is usually only to create havoc for her amusement and that of the grand vizier (BJ). Had to admit that or Bijou woulda outed me from the nymph closet when she comes in...

And since I still didn't fess up to my secrets. Here's a poem instead:

I want it bare
bulb ugly with shadows
as my only make up
and the light swinging
like a cheap disco ball.
For words to hide
in the cracks of the walls
like roaches in the light.
To boil language down
until we are without semantics
and everything is understood.
I want to feel the teeth
that hide in your mind
eat away civility
until we are raw and juices run
down my chin. Have gravity
turn sideways and force the wall
into my back, feel my wrists cuffed
in skin and the world divided
into a three four rhythm
where the bass plays
so deep inside that our ribs
shake and like a sheet
of rain on a window pane
I bleed beneath my skin.

Nymph all you want, just keep writing like this.

I could find myself in these words, or, well, beside these words. Over them. Teeth sharp, and lips bloody.

Thank you. This is one of the finest things I've read in this forum.

 

[Homburg]

How are you 'on' Methodists?

Like I've said elsewhere, I fuck white girls too!

I've been drooling over Jamison's sperm ... I have got to go run a quiz now come back later see if I have enough nerve to tell.........

You have enough nerve. You just need to be more in contact with that part of you that has nerve to spare.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Exactly, and it takes intelligence and fortitude to face your own contradictions and realise that you might be a hypocrite in spots, and that it is okay. It might just be more consistent in the big picture to be inconsistent in the small one.



Nymph all you want, just keep writing like this.

I could find myself in these words, or, well, beside these words. Over them. Teeth sharp, and lips bloody.

Thank you. This is one of the finest things I've read in this forum.

*giggling at your comment to UYS about fucking white girls too*

That's a good way of puttiing it. I am inconsistent at times in the small picture but pretty consistent with the big picture most of the time.

Thank you. That's a lovely compliment.

 

[Homburg]

*giggling at your comment to UYS about fucking white girls too*

It's a fun line. It's even somewhat true

That's a good way of puttiing it. I am inconsistent at times in the small picture but pretty consistent with the big picture most of the time.

Thank you. That's a lovely compliment.

Quite welcome. Rawr. Ahem.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Quite welcome. Rawr. Ahem.

I know.

It's the stairs Av.


Makes people lose control.

 

[Homburg]

I know.

It's the stairs Av.


Makes people lose control.

Oh, definitely.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Oh, definitely.

You forgot the sarcasm tags 'round that.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well, my goodness.

UYS: Myself, darling, I think you should write some poetry about exactly what you want. Do a 5 in 5 and confess one thing per day.

We'll all be here to give you ideas, not that you need any.

What a lovely bistro it is today! *yawn, stretch* And Sara! You've, um, escaped. But you haven't run away. Another reason I love you.

(it was only a couple of silk ties, after all...)

I dunno, seems like this new Red LightTM Jukebox makes everyone horny. The air is so full of slish vapor and cupid fumes we're fogging up the bar mirror.

Ideal. Positively ideal. What fascinates me is how a vibe can be so absolutely evil and thoroughly cuddly all at the same time.

If these customers stop bothering me, I may go find a link to the Old Story of How MTVM met the Grand Nymph and her Evil Grand Vizier. It's a good one.


bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ummmmm errrrrrr welllllll you know when you have a car prang and it gets rear ended ? .........

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Ummmmm errrrrrr welllllll you know when you have a car prang and it gets rear ended ? .........

*chuckle* kinky as I am, I haven't a clue. Must be a language barrier.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write 6 lines or more about it, or any of the oh-this-is-too-kinky-to-confess ideas and put them in the Naked thread. Or the Red Light Thread. And then maybe in the 5 in 5.


how bout it? I will if you will.

bj