Sub Joe, you wanker

[Guest]

Happy now?

 

[Guest]

Typical.

I give a guy what he wants and take a super-sexy photo of myself for him and the fucker doesn't show.

Gonna have to become a wanker myself now... *sigh*

 

[Guest]

Typical.

I give a guy what he wants and take a super-sexy photo of myself for him and the fucker doesn't show.

Gonna have to become a wanker myself now... *sigh*

I know.

Here you're all ready to slip him some tongue and he's off somewhere, dicking around.

Men.

 

[Guest]

I know.

Here you're all ready to slip him some tongue and he's off somewhere, dicking around.

Men.

Yeppers.

My tongue's gone all dry and shrivelled now... *pulls it back in again*

 

[rgraham666]

Yeppers.

My tongue's gone all dry and shrivelled now... *pulls it back in again*

I can help with that. A really wet and sloppy

Better?

 

[Guest]

I can help with that. A really wet and sloppy

Better?

Oooh, yes please!

*snogs Rob*

Tough shit, Joe.

 

[rgraham666]

Oooh, yes please!

*snogs Rob*

Tough shit, Joe.

Any time.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

So you're taking requests now?

 

[Guest]

So you're taking requests now?

You talking to Rob?

 

[rgraham666]

You talking to Rob?

I hope not. Like dr_m but he's really not my type.

 

[Guest]

I hope not. Like dr_m but he's really not my type.

I have no comment.

 

[Guest]

So you're taking requests now?

Well, from Joe it was more of a demand than a request. But hey, he knew that would work.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

You talking to Rob?

I'd never considered it. But it does increase opportunities by 100% if I play on both teams, doesn't it?

 

[Guest]

I'd never considered it. But it does increase opportunities by 100% if I play on both teams, doesn't it?

It does increase the odds, yes. Laughing -

Your mustaches would tickle each other, I'd wager.

 

[jomar]

Love the AV. I've not run across the eyes crossed-tongue out fetish before. Well, I'm assuming it is, being wank material and all.

 

[ms.read]

It does increase the odds, yes. Laughing -

Your mustaches would tickle each other, I'd wager.

 

[Guest]

Love the AV. I've not run across the eyes crossed-tongue out fetish before. Well, I'm assuming it is, being wank material and all.

Isn't she lovely?

I keep waiting for her to post my favorite AV. You know the one Lou, you're posing by a staircase, maybe? and sporting your long black boots.

Yowza.

 

[rgraham666]

Isn't she lovely?

I keep waiting for her to post my favorite AV. You know the one Lou, you're posing by a staircase, maybe? and sporting your long black boots.

Yowza.

I remember that one. Sproing!

 

[jomar]

Isn't she lovely?

I keep waiting for her to post my favorite AV. You know the one Lou, you're posing by a staircase, maybe? and sporting your long black boots.

Yowza.

She is! I'm a sucker for a beauty with a wacky sense of humor.

 

[neonlyte]

I'd never considered it. But it does increase opportunities by 100% if I play on both teams, doesn't it?

70% - some of the blokes out there, you really wouldn't...

 

[Liar]

I'd never considered it. But it does increase opportunities by 100% if I play on both teams, doesn't it?

it also doubles the rejections. But if you're cool with that...


Me, I just wanna know what made Lou cross-eyed. In story form.

 

[rgraham666]

I've been rejected so many times what's one more?