I'm fucking a Republican!

[cheesysusie]

Oh my god. How could I do this? How did this happen? OMG.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Oh my god. How could I do this? How did this happen? OMG.

You like bending over and taking it?

 

[thør]

Oh my god. How could I do this? How did this happen? OMG.

*Hands ya a paddle*

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Oh my god. How could I do this? How did this happen? OMG.

Your pussy is a whore with no social conscience. Unless you're taking it in the ass, in that case, make sure he? knows that you're really a woman.

 

[richard_daily]

Republicans are good at fucking their fellow americans...

 

[huskie]

Oh my god. How could I do this? How did this happen? OMG.

cause your a sub and Republicans are Doms.........Subs should NEVER lead... only follow.

see?

 

[SusyQ]

They're sneaky like that, those Republicans. But they've got to go outside their own tribe for women...

 

[Saint Peter]

Ewwww!

That's nasty.

 

[coastal-boy]

I'm sorry...let's bow our heads in prayer

 

[PannieMonster]

It could be worse. You could be fucking someone from this board.

 

[glynndah]

I find drugs or copious amounts of alcohol explains many of those things from my past. Your results may vary.

 

[MechaBlade]

Oh my god. How could I do this? How did this happen? OMG.

Fucking Republicans is okay, as long as none of them impregnate anyone or themselves.

 

[revelator]

Oh my god. How could I do this? How did this happen? OMG.

1. You bought a strap-on.

2. The Republican put on two wet suits.

3. He put on a DVD of "Birth of a Nation."

4. Since "Birth of a Nation" is a silent movie, he also cued up Springsteen's "Born in the USA" on repeat. (They never listen to the rest of the lyrics.)

5. This still isn't freaky enough to get him going, so you lube him up with 10W40.

6. Now he's purring - thrust away!




(Have fun. We've all been fucked by the Republicans, and turn-about is fair play.)

 

[bronzeage]

Oh my god. How could I do this? How did this happen? OMG.

The heart and the pussy do not register to vote.

 

[fgarvb1]

Oh my god. How could I do this? How did this happen? OMG.

Probably the same as me.

You realized the Democratic party stood for NOTHING that you do.

When did they go so far left that I could no longer hang with them?

Bill Clinton was the final straw.


It all stopped being about realism and higher goals and turned into Bla Bla Bla

when you catch me at it we will redefine what it means.

Wrong is right , bad is good, no evil, politically correct means more than the truth.

 

[firespin]

They're sneaky like that, those Republicans. But they've got to go outside their own tribe for women...

Once you go elephant, you can never go back to the same old ass.

 

[naughtycakes]

I'd rather remain celibate for the rest of my life.

 

[alexandraaah]

Republicans are good at fucking their fellow americans...

So clever!

We're all Independent when it comes down to it.

Right?

Hope so.

 

[spacekowboy]

Be wary anytime he uses a public restroom.

 

[firespin]

Be wary anytime he uses a public restroom.

You have something against a wide stance, hmmm?

 

[posterOfAgirl]

no thank you

 

[MechaBlade]

If you make a Republican cum, the terrorists win.

 

[Xander]

My sincere condolences.

 

[naughtycakes]

You have something against a wide stance, hmmm?

Is that how you facilitate the reach around in the men's room at airport?

 

[spacekowboy]

If you make a Republican cum, the terrorists win.

I loled