I'm a fucking Republican!

[Saint Peter]

*wide stance*

*tap tap*

 

[cjh]

larry, is that you?

 

[MechaBlade]

Sir, please, I'm trying to shit here and catch my flight.

 

[PannieMonster]

larry, is that you?

Meh, he just wants to fuck cheesysuzie

 

[cjh]

Meh, he just wants to fuck cheesysuzie

damn.

that's a pretty desperate measure.

not that desperate measures are never called for.

(though his dunge ... er, basement would suggest otherwise.)

or that she doesn't deserve them.

but that desperate?

 

[PannieMonster]

damn.

that's a pretty desperate measure.

not that desperate measures are never called for.

(though his dunge ... er, basement would suggest otherwise.)

or that she doesn't deserve them.

but that desperate?

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

[great lover]

If you were a democrat, you would be a fucking crazy democrat.

 

[drown]

I'm a fucking Republican!
*wide stance*

*tap tap*

see the woodwork?

just over there?

watch as they scurry from it
come november...​

 

[Saint Peter]

Chessysuzie did not even come into my thread and offer me a slice of Heaven's Pie. Sucks.

I think I will go fuck a young page to cheer me up.