Because I said so

[Krinaia]

Not having a dominant, and never having had a serious one for any length of time... I just ran across an amusing musing. My mom used to make retarded validations for things and weird threats (still does)...

because i said so (okay, justified)

snakes can't climb stairs (its retarded I bought it)

if you don't stop slamming that door, i'll remove it from its hinges (right, because then she'd have had to look at the mess on my floor)

don't yell at me from up the stairs (yelled from foot of stairs)


... there are tons more but they aren't immediately coming to mind

but are there paralellable things you subs get from your masters? do tell! just so long as it won't get you too deeply in trouble.

 

[Krinaia]

I realized this doesn't really explain things well but... what I blanked on the really funny threats and its just great that parents can make stuff up or use things like "because i said so" and that is that. i just want to hear what those pesky doms out there are using nowadays

 

[Guest]

Not having a dominant, and never having had a serious one for any length of time... I just ran across an amusing musing. My mom used to make retarded validations for things and weird threats (still does)...

because i said so (okay, justified)

snakes can't climb stairs (its retarded I bought it)

if you don't stop slamming that door, i'll remove it from its hinges (right, because then she'd have had to look at the mess on my floor)

don't yell at me from up the stairs (yelled from foot of stairs)


... there are tons more but they aren't immediately coming to mind

but are there paralellable things you subs get from your masters? do tell! just so long as it won't get you too deeply in trouble.

Oh yeah - Well don't forget some of the boners that Tops get from bottoms too.

 

[Krinaia]

Re: Re: Because I said so

Oh yeah - Well don't forget some of the boners that Tops get from bottoms too.

oh definitely... we must share those too


my mom up until my senior year would say, "you aren't too old for a spanking!!" Lol.... how right she is

The last actually parental spanking I got was in Target for crying. Lol. And then before that, I wouldn't stop doing something and my dad threatened me and I didn't believe him - so he pulled over and spanked me. I shutup. And then there was the time my brother and I were fighting and he got so pissed he yelled, "go get my belt!!" Lol... he'd never used a belt. He'd threatened once or twice. But he sounded so serious, my brother and I spent a good 15 minutes in his closet deciding which belt to pick. And then, like two puppies with tails tucked in, took in downstairs. He took one look at us and started laughin hysterically. He hadn't been serious, just angry. But the laughter was more humilating than any actual spanking would have been.

Beyond that, the threat was always good enough.

 

[BlueSugar]

" I can't means I wont"

when I said I couldn't do something.

 

[Princessintrng]

My all time favorite

Go pick a switch.....

That was mom's, Now dad was a bit more creative:

"I brought you in, I'll take you out and make another one that looks just like you"....

 

[Vixandra]

Re: My all time favorite

Go pick a switch.....

That was mom's, Now dad was a bit more creative:

"I brought you in, I'll take you out and make another one that looks just like you"....

That is scary!
Going to have to remember that for when I have little ones...
Muahahaha!

 

[Princessintrng]

Re: Re: My all time favorite

That is scary!
Going to have to remember that for when I have little ones...
Muahahaha!

I actually have caught myself using dad's line on my kids... then I shake my head and ask, "when did I turn into dad?"

If nothing else, it does get their attention

 

[D's mariposa]

Re: My all time favorite

Go pick a switch.....

I know a Dom who uses that one.. He started putting a time limit on it, though. She'd be out in the yard forever deciding whether she she wanted to get a thin, whippy switch (more strokes, but easier for her to take) or a thicker, more thud-ier one (fewer strokes but OW-IE-ER) knowing full well that if He wasn't satisfied with her choice she'd be back out there picking a new switch. He only uses it for punishment though. So it started out as "Go cut me a switch.." and now it's "You have ten minutes to get me a switch."

 

[landcruisergal]

Um, what tree do I plant for switches? I have a totally new naked back yard, have the pergola planned, away from view. But that sounds like a great idea to grow next to it, very handy, .

 

[ghosst_K&H]

My Dad, whom we refer to as Tom (The old man) always said,
"The devil's on my back, and keeps on pushing."

My favorite bratty saying is "Dont make me get Dommy on you," which is always responded with... (laughter) "Just try it, boy."

as for funny things said by any of U/us three, Miss Holly has a special webpage filled with asinine quotes made by close friends, and/or family, i'll leave it to her to decide if she would like to share it with you.

 

[Kajira Callista]

"Do it now" dont choose to explain it ... was a powerful three words then and is a powerful three words now

 

[landcruisergal]

one of my friends' mothers used to say
"if you fall over and break your leg dont come running to me'
go figure.

 

[Justina123]

Sir always says, "I'm going to spank you for that...." then "Oh, yea, you'd like that too much."

The one that really works, "No play tonight if you don't stop that."

-justina

 

[D's mariposa]

Um, what tree do I plant for switches? I have a totally new naked back yard, have the pergola planned, away from view. But that sounds like a great idea to grow next to it, very handy, .

Birch works good for thuddy switches, but it does take a while for it to grow, but in the long term it's probably worth it. Now willow grows fairly quickly and makes real stingy switches and seems to do well with occasionally being cut back.

 

[snoozebutton]

Your box is full but Merry Christmas lol

 

[Kajira Callista]

Birch works good for thuddy switches, but it does take a while for it to grow, but in the long term it's probably worth it. Now willow grows fairly quickly and makes real stingy switches and seems to do well with occasionally being cut back.

weeping willow trees

 

[landcruisergal]

Birch works good for thuddy switches, but it does take a while for it to grow, but in the long term it's probably worth it. Now willow grows fairly quickly and makes real stingy switches and seems to do well with occasionally being cut back.

mmm food for thought. ty. Willows are a noxious weed here though.Probably too hot and dry for birch. Damn.Bamboo might be an option if I can find a clumping, non-invasive one.

 

[Krinaia]

Your box is full but Merry Christmas lol

Lol... I was just informed. I keep half assedly clearing it out. This time, I did a full pm box enema.

 

[Snoozebutton2]

Looking at this again just made me smile.

And one of my favorite lines from a pyl was always,"I just have one more question." Of course that meant get settled for the night. lol

 

[minx1]

Looking at this again just made me smile.

And one of my favorite lines from a pyl was always,"I just have one more question." Of course that meant get settled for the night. lol

omg *laugh* I am mortified.

I do that all the time

' may I just ask you one more thing' *giggles with shame*

 

[the captians wench]

omg *laugh* I am mortified.

I do that all the time

' may I just ask you one more thing' *giggles with shame*

*giggles* I do it too only it's "Question love" or "I have a question love"

usually I'll get a "shoot" but every once in a while I'll get "It's too late for questions" *giggles*

He knows one question either leads to another, or a very heafty conversation. So yeah, pretty much as snooze said

 

[Snoozebutton2]

omg *laugh* I am mortified.

I do that all the time

' may I just ask you one more thing' *giggles with shame*

Sure but want all questions typed double spaced and all supplicants must be nude at time of questioning.

 

[subbie_333]

Go pick a switch

{points over towards the corner}

Can i have HER?

 

[DreamSensualist]

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