How About Some Good Old-Fashioned Flirty Provocation?

[lesbiaphrodite]

Seems like the AH has got an abundance of posts that are pure vitriole, so how about we porn writers stick to good old-fashioned dirty talk. In that spirit, I propose telling a few of you, whom I find appealing, some provocative things. I invite you to do the same to whomever you wish...


Cloudy: You have a sexy way about you and I think you're hawt as hell. (Also, you have a purty hiney.)

Salvor-Hardon: You're probably the sexiest guy I've had the pleasure of exchanging ideas with here. Your words make me re-evaluate many things.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Liar: I like your sense of humour.
rg: I like how you're always there for me.

Oh, I was supposed to say SEXY things? Sorry. I haven't had sex for so long, I've forgotten how to talk dirty.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Liar: I like your sense of humour.
rg: I like how you're always there for me.

Oh, I was supposed to say SEXY things? Sorry. I haven't had sex for so long, I've forgotten how to talk dirty.

It's a nice start tho!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Svenska: I always get a giggle out of your posts.

SSS: Sexy, hot and intelligent....spicy!

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Maharat: I think your writing is deeply erotic and your lips are sexy in your AV.

 

[The_Fool]

...

Cloudy: You have a sexy way about you and I think you're hawt as hell. (Also, you have a purty hiney.)

Be jealous, I've tasted her lips... smug smile

 

[cloudy]

Lesbiaphrodite makes me reconsider my sexual orientation.

 

[FeatherNails]

Cloudy's tag (?) 'primitive bitch' is hot

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Lesbiaphrodite makes me reconsider my sexual orientation.

She makes me hope that she falls under the heading she labeled "absent-minded lesbian".

And I want to take Cloudy deer hunting but never leave the tent.

 

[rgraham666]

sweetsubsarahh, I'd love to find out if she's as tasty in real life as she is here. And if she likes deep tongue probes.

Lou, um, Sproing! Say no more.

lesbiaphrodite, another good reason to kick God in the nuts. Why does He make such a lovely woman gay?

Svenska, well,

cloudy, would it be a 'massacre' or a 'battle' what I have in mind? Oh, why worry about semantics. It would be fun.

 

[Tricialen]

She makes me hope that she falls under the heading she labeled "absent-minded lesbian".

And I want to take Cloudy deer hunting but never leave the tent.

Hey! You're my Teddie Bear!

 

[Guest]

Be jealous, I've tasted her lips... smug smile

And I've tasted yours.

Smuggier smile.



(I don't care! I don't care if smuggier isn't a word!!!)

 

[The_Fool]

And I've tasted yours.

Smuggier smile.



(I don't care! I don't care if smuggier isn't a word!!!)

I need a reminder in how yours taste. Not that I've forgotten, I just need a reminder...

 

[Tricialen]

And I've tasted yours.

Smuggier smile.



(I don't care! I don't care if smuggier isn't a word!!!)

How cum everyone around here is getting kisses but me?

 

[Guest]

I need a reminder in how yours taste. Not that I've forgotten, I just need a reminder...

Indeed.

You'll be in my neck of the woods this month, I thought?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And I've tasted yours.

Smuggier smile.



(I don't care! I don't care if smuggier isn't a word!!!)

And I can hardly wait! unless, of course Sarah doesn't like bear slobber . . .

 

[The_Fool]

Indeed.

You'll be in my neck of the woods this month, I thought?

Yep, One way or another. I am going to make it happen.

 

[cloudy]

And I've tasted yours.

Smuggier smile.



(I don't care! I don't care if smuggier isn't a word!!!)

does this mean we've had a semi-three-way?

 

[Guest]

Zeb - yum, a fantastic kisser and a great photographer!

And Rob is just being a gentleman. The first thing I did when he arrived at the hotel in Chicago 1 was give him a big hug and kiss.

More yum.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

How cum everyone around here is getting kisses but me?

*nuzzles neck, licks ear, puckers up*


Purrrrrrrr . . .

 

[Guest]

does this mean we've had a semi-three-way?

I sure hope so.

 

[Tricialen]

*nuzzles neck, licks ear, puckers up*


Purrrrrrrr . . .

Much better....it's not nice to leave me all alone and needy!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Much better....it's not nice to leave me all alone and needy!

Just imagine trying to get out of a bear-hug. Mine, mine!

 

[Tricialen]

Just imagine trying to get out of a bear-hug. Mine, mine!

And Bears do love honey, don't they?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And Bears do love honey, don't they?

Bears love everything sweet.